Robert Pattinson Nearly Nude PHOTOS

Some very interesting pictures of a nearly nude Robert Pattinson have surfaced over on Perez Hilton’s site.

The pics, which are from Sparklepants’ next film, “Little Ashes,” show our favorite head of hair tucking his man-bits away and dancing in front of a mirror. In the movie, Pattinson plays a young Salvador Dali who was known for being eccentric and for dabbling in a little homo-eroticism.

Though I am all for nude pics of Rob and hope more surface, these are a little too “Buffalo Bill” from “Silence of the Lambs” for my taste. However, kudos to Sparkles for having the guts to take on a role like this before all the “Twilight” sensation hit. I look forward to more of his gutsy choices that require him to take his clothes off.

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Real Housewife, LuAnn de Lesseps, Getting A Divorce

The “Real Housewives of New York” are down for the count…or countess I should say. It seems that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and her husband the Count have parted ways. Oh no! Who will boss the poor housekeeper, Rosie around? Who will forget to feed the dog? Who will wave to Victoria as she is shipped off to boarding school?

It seems the Count has a wandering eye. It probably didn’t help that he spends most of his time in Europe while LuAnn spends her days wandering around New York spending his cash.

Via The New York Post:

“She got wind he was seeing somebody and he didn’t answer her when she called. He finally sent her an e-mail saying he was with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva and he was serious with her.”

According to her rep, LuAnn and the Count will remain “friends” for the sake of their children. I, however, am inclined to believe this friendship has more to do with alimony payments than children. A source also adds that LuAnn has no intention of making this into a bitter divorce.

Although I am completely addicted to this show, which airs tonight at 10:00 PM/EST on Bravo, I must admit the Countess is a piece of work. This divorce announcement comes only a short month before her book, “Class with the Countess” is due to be released. That’s classy!

Princess Diana Named Queen of the Gay Community

Britain’s late Princess Diana has been declared a Gay Icon by a panel of 10 homosexual men and women, including Elton John, Billie Jean King, and Sir Ian McKellen. They nominated the Princess of Wales as someone who “inspired them and helped shaped who they have become.” She was chosen by Waheed Alli, and executive TV producer and a member of the “House of Lords.”

Per GayWired:

“There’s no such thing as a gay community any more than there’s a straight community. Gay people are as disparate as any other group.” an organizer notes.

Photographs of the inspirational public figures will appear in a new exhibition due to open in July at the “London’s National Portrait Gallery.” While the gallery is holding back the full list of honorees until closer to the opening, former South African President Nelson Mandela was also named, along with singer K.D. Lang, entertainer Ellen DeGeneres, and politician Harvey Milk.

Per Bloomberg:

“We’re very clear that this is an exhibition for everybody,” said the gallery’s director, Sandy Nairne, at a press breakfast. “We want to get out to people who didn’t think they’d want to see it.”

Noticeably absent from this collection are Joan Crawford, Mae West, Judy Garland, Liza Minnelli, Bette Midler, Joan Collins, Kylie Minogue, Dame Shirley Bassey, Oscar Wilde, Marlene Dietrich, Bette Davis, and Barbra Streisand. Because the portraits in the show had to be photographs, Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, William Shakespeare and Alexander the Great were also ruled out. The exhibition is set to coincide with the 40th anniversary of the Stonewall riots in New York and will take place at the National Portrait Gallery from July 2 to October 18.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Mickey Rourke Kisses Jaws – Popbytes

Michelle Rodriguez Does Her Own Stunts – Bumpshack

Saved by the Bell Reunion!?! – Ten Gossip

Andre 3000 Likes to Go Fast – Backseat Cuddler

Isahiah Washington Evicted – Mocksure

Alyson Hannigan Gives Birth to Satyana Denisof – Knocked Up Celebs

Nick Cannon Proves His Idiocy – Celebrity Smack

Selena Gomez Accepts Kids Choice Award – Gossip Teen

Lady Gaga Gets Tipsy – Ear Sucker

Strictly Come Dancing Additions – Allie is Wired

Gisele Bundchen Loves Being Step Mommy – Tonic Gossip

‘New Moon’ Needs Mountie Protection!

Apparently the cast of “New Moon” are royalty in Canada as the Royal Canadian Mount Forces have been charged with the very serious duty of protecting the cast from rabid fans. Now Mounties normally only protect the Monarch, important government persons and dignitaries. Somehow R Pattz and crew are considered at the same level as this, by gaining their protection. Now I know TwiHard fans can be extremely dangerous, I am still getting over my last encounter with a 12-year-old, but one would think this is something the local police force could handle. Apparently not?!

This all started when some excited fans got a little too close to the set. According to celebedge.com, the tweens got like totally miffed when they were told they were not allowed closer to the set. Thankfully K Stew was on hand to handle the crowd by posing for pictures. I think she needs to be made an honorary Mountie because of that. Who knows what would have happened if she hadn’t stepped in? Would R Pattz’s hair become more messy? Would Tayler Lautner’s wig been set on fire? No one knows!!

As a “thank-you” the producer’s of “New Moon” have donated $3000 to a Mountie charity which gives sports equipment to schools. Being Canadian, it’s nice to know my Federal Police Force can be bought like this. Warms the cockles of my heart, really. Hey, do you think one of the Mounties will be put in-charge of R Pattz’s hair??

Celebrity Facts of Life

I saw a compilation of these interesting and sometimes odd random celebrity facts. Being that I am a purveyor of “useless” celebrity knowledge, I had to share.

Via India On Rent:

*Madonna is related to both Gwen Stefani and Celine Dion. Gwen’s great aunt’s mother-in-law shares the same last name as Madonna Ciccone and an ancestor of Madonna’s mother was married to a distant relative of Celine’s dad.

*Matthew Perry is missing part of his middle finger on his right hand due to a door-shutting accident.

*Jake Gyllenhaal got his first driving lesson from family friend Paul Newman.

*Colin Farrell says that Marilyn Monroe was the first woman he fell in love with. “I used to leave Smarties, the Irish equivalent of M&Ms;, under my pillow with a little note saying, “I know you’re dead but these are very tasty and you should come and have a few. I wont tell anyone.”

*Keira Knightley was Queen Amidala’s decoy in Star Wars: Episode 1 though the film was promoted as if Natalie Portman played both roles.

*Tom Cruise admits that he still does the Risky Business underwear dance when hes at home alone. He calls it his “dance of freedom”.

*Jennifer Love Hewitt sent Matt Damon an inflatable bed because she read he didn’t feel like he has a bed of his own. She never heard back and now, he “looks at me a little weird”.

*Even though she appears in ads for Tommy Hilfiger’s True Star fragrances, Beyonce is reportedly allergic to perfume.

*Usher holds the Star Search record for the longest note by a child: 12.1 seconds

*Heidi Klum is an avid painter and several of her works have appeared in US art magazines.

There. That is at least a hours worth of dinner party conversations.

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Jamie Campbell-Bower Joins ‘New Moon’ Cast – Photos

Jamie Campbell-Bower has scored the role as Caius Volturi in the “Twilight” saga. Bower will join the cast for “New Moon” and play one of the leaders of the Italian coven.

Via BBC News:

“You’re the first people I’ve told” he said. “Shooting has already started, and I’m going over in June. I do know who else will be in it – but I can’t tell you, unfortunately.”

You might recognize him from “RockNRolla” and “Sweeney Todd.” He also will be seen in “The Prisoner” with costars Sir Ian McKellan (Gandolf) and Jim Caviezel (Jesus). Also two unconfirmed “New Moon” posters popped up today. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Vanity Fair Photos and Crazy Quotes

Speaking of baby-napping….

Mothers of the world look out! Supermodel Gisele Bundchen will steal your baby! OK, not technically, but Bundchen has come forward to talk openly about her relationship with new husband Tom Brady which began right around the time Brady found out his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, was pregnant with his child.

Bundchen tells US Weekly:

“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, ‘This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops—wake-up call!’”

Gisele goes on to gush about how being in this situation with Brady showed her how big his heat is. I am certain if Brady was another Joe Schmoe she would have stuck things out with him too.

Although actress Bridget Moynahan is technically the mother of star quarterback Tom Brady’s son, John Edward Thomas, that isn’t stopping Bundchen from claiming parental rites to the lad:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

You’re right Gisele. All that morning sickness, weight gain, and stretch marks mean nothing as long as you’re the one holding the tyke for all the paparazzi pics.

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Pamela Anderson’s Facial Plastic Surgery – Photos

I came across a refreshed looking Pamela Anderson. In February she walked the catwalk for Richie Rich’s fashion show. A month later she is back at the designer’s showcase looking like she has had some more plastic surgery. Maybe it’s just some magical botox or perhaps really, really great make up tricks. Meh…girl got some work done.

Regardless, this is a couple steps away from the “Rock of Love: Bang Bus Edition” contestant look she was rocking last month. Upgrade! But don’t change too much Pammy. I love how deliciously trashy you are.

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Madonna’s Adoption Plans, Mercy James Baby Photo

Madonna landed in Malawi on Sunday in hopes of adopting 4 year old Mercy James, whose mother died shortly after giving birth to her. Madonna wants to give her first adopted son David a sister from the same country that he was born in. Mercy is living at the Mchinji Home of Hope, the same orphanage where David was living before being adopted. Before appearing in court for the matter, Madonna took a tour of a Malawian village, and talked of plans to build a school there. Accompanying her on this trip is Lourdes Leon, her daughter with former flame Carlos. Besides Lourdes, Madonna has a second biological child, Rocco, from her marriage to Guy Ritchie, which ended in divorce in January.

The adoption of little Mercy was halted on Monday where a judge delayed ruling on her application to adopt Mercy until Friday. Her grandmother, 61-year-old Lucy Chekechiwa, is reportedly against Madonna’s decision to adopt Mercy.

Via NY Daily:

“Why doesn’t this singer pick other children? It is stealing,” Chekechiwa told the Telegraph of London, adding that she has an agreement with the orphanage to take Mercy when she turns 6. “I want to go to court. I won’t let her go.”

Madonna was criticized by some when she started adoption proceedings for David in 2006, and the criticisms have started with this adoption, also. Children’s advocacy groups accuse her of using her wealth and influence to get around Malawian law requiring an 18- to 24-month assessment period before adoption. They are accusing her of using her status and wealth to bypass the African nation’s laws. “Save the Children UK” charity adds that her second adoption is sending the wrong message, encouraging poor parents “to abandon children in the hope that they will have a better life.” The singer’s 2008 divorce from Guy Ritchie has also upset the children’s charity, “Eye of the Child”. And human rights activists believe that Madonna’s recent split from Ritchie should disqualify her from adopting again.

Per Us Magazine:

“We should never allow our children to be placed into broken families,” Maxwell Matewere, director of children’s charity “Eye of the Child” has said.

Save the Children” believes that many international adoptions are unnecessary and has urged Madonna to ensure all other options had been exhausted before removing a child from a foreign orphanage. Meanwhile, Madonna’s adopted son David’s biological father, Yohane Banda, reunited with his son Monday morning. Yohane said David asked him lots of questions in English and that the two were able to talk with the help of a translator.

A court-appointed overseer will assess Madonna’s eligibility as a parent, and two reports will be presented before the judge before ruling on the adoption.

So what do you think – will Madonnas adoption go off without a hitch? Maybe the judge will see how she’s too sexually open, and not allow the bed-hopping Madge to place this child within a broken home? Or will he let the adoption go through proving more so that celebrities can adopt whoever they want to and not have to follow the laws?

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