George Clooney Flavored Tofu - WTF?
Please tell me this is a joke from Peta or something. Where’s Ashton Kutcher hiding in the bushes?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has come up with a ‘super’ new idea to shill tofu. They are trying to get George Clooney on Team Peta to endorse “Clofu,” which would take perspiration from Clooney and inject the flavor into the food. So let me get this straight….they want SWEAT FLAVORED TOFU?!?!
According to the group’s President, Ingrid E. Newkirk, yes. The woman even wrote him for his permission and involvement.
“The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu. We could do that and give the tofu away. Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu, but what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don’t try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn’t know how to cook it. CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.”
George’s response to all this nuttery…..
“As a mammal, I’m offended.”
This is why I love George and his penchant for hotel bar waitresses and stewardesses. I could just picture Clooney turning the hose on some crazy Peta mongers showing up at his door wanting to milk him.
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