Lindsay Lohan Goes Straight to Cable and It’s Your Fault

Lindsay Lohan is having a hard time with work lately. She has been advertising the fact that she is having a hard time with finding people to pay her to show up late and diva out.

Recently she did a crap campaign Fornarnia and her latest flick, “Labor Pains” is going straight to tv. Ouch. No DVD release circa the Olsen twins. The film will be hitting ABC Family in July of this summer. According to Access Hollywood, she is also rumored to be involved in another doomed project. Lohan is joining forces with Mariah’s bitch, Nick Cannon, to play a in a romantic comedy about a girl struggling to make it in the fashion world. She gets set up with Nick who plays a blind guy. Yeah…that’s going totally going to be fresh material that will no doubt launch her back into the game. *Please note sarcasm.*

Her career pitfalls are apparently our fault too. Lindsay whined to E News that her personal life being aired out is preventing her from landing a “great role.”

“If people would just leave my personal life alone – because it’s really not that interesting – then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”

Yup. That’s it. Because when you are snorting blow from some model’s belly button and pretending to be a lesbian so you have a meth fund isn’t the problem. Nope. It’s the “sicko fans” who still fish your movies from the Dollar Tree clearance bin and still find you somehow relevant. Get your “Will Work For Extensions and Coke” sign ready. You’re gonna need it honey.

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