Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams Married!

Looks like the vanilla ice cream of the singer turned wannabe actress got herself a man. Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams married in a secret ceremony. The wedding took place in Savannah, Georgia on Tuesday. Just Jared confirmed their nuptials.

Congrats!

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Britney Spears’ Dad Fires Dancers for Drugs, If You Seek Amy Video Release

Britney Spears‘ father and conservator, Jamie Spears, fired three dancers from the “Circus” tour for suspected drug use, according to British tabloid reports. While Britney relaxed by the pool in Miami, her father was making all her backup dancers undergo the contractual drug test. He warned all the dancers when they started that this would be a dry tour and to keep Britney away from temptation.

Per Showbizspy via Daily Mirror:

“Because of Britney’s past personal problems she now requires more insurance for her Circus tour than before.” says a source to the Daily Mirror. “It’s a very rigorous process protecting all of those assets. Backstage her dad is beyond strict and rightfully so. He only wants the best for Britney. He’s protecting Britney’s comeback with every ounce of his being.”

Papa Spears is making the 50-plus dancers out on the road with her take drug tests in an effort to keep his daughter on the right path. The three that failed were promptly fired and told to leave immediately, just one week into the 44-date run. Jamie, who a judge has made legally responsible for keeping his daughter on the straight and narrow path, is not tolerating this behavior and not granting any second chances either.

[If You Seek Amy Circus Performance]

Per OK! Magazine via Daily Star:

“They begged to be given a second chance but were shown the door,” a source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper. “Britney and the dancers spent months rehearsing before the tour started and they had become more like family, but the show must go on and such behavior won’t be tolerated. The remaining dancers have been read the riot act. They have been told that if they know of drugs being used they must come clean or face the boot themselves.”

Britney herself had evidently instructed all her crew and staff that no kind of hard living would be endured on the tour. Her video for her new single “If You Seek Amy” will drop the 12th exclusively for 24 hours on Virgin Mobiles website.

Good for you Papa Spears! Britney has come too far to let anything get in the way of her comeback. We’re rooting for you girl!

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Hayden Panettiere to Kill Off Milo Ventimiglia

Hayden Panettiere is a straight up panty pirate. She is also a huge pain in the perky tush if you believe the stories floating around. Hayden is trying to get her ex killed off on tv because she doesn’t want to share a set.

I reported on Monday how she is quickly morphing into Lindsay Lohan and shoved a reporter while bitching about the press ruining her life. (See that torrid tale by clicking HERE.) Now she is digging her claws into ex boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia. The 19 year old is throwing tantrums trying to get Milo off the show they both star in, “Heroes.”

Via OK! Magazine:

“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” the pal tells OK!. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.”

Hayden reportedly broke things off with Peter Petrelli (Heroes reference) so I am not sure why she is being a bitter little hag. Rumor states that she wanted to be single and nail a circus tent full of hood rats. Ok, so I added the hood-rat bit, but you know she isn’t a very stealth cheater. So what did he do to anger this beast? She was all over Jesse McCartney before she had broken things off with Milo according to the story.

I am guessing he went to Chuck E. Cheese without her.

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Brad Pitt Caught Cheating On Angelina Jolie With Nanny

It seems there is trouble in the un-wedding bliss of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. According to the latest issue of Star Magazine, Papa Pitt was caught pulling a Jude Law (and I am not talking about making a crappy movie). Star’s source claims that Pitt was discovered giving one of his kids’ hot little nannies a rubdown…while she lay on a bed in the room of twins Knox Leon and Vivienne!

Unfortunately for Pitt, he forgot to close the bedroom door. He also seems to have forgotten that his baby-mama, Angelina Jolie was also at home at the time, as she is the one who caught the two!

Via Star:

“[Angelina] completely flipped out. She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”

Guess this means one of the other seven nannies is going to pull double-duty until Angie and Brad can find a replacement.

Is it just me, or do you also miss the old Angelina that would have ripped off her shirt, grabbed some knives from the kitchen, and joined in on the fun? The Ange who claimed she was always up for a little competition?

According to Star, Angelina also let Pitt have it by slapping him across his face. Unfortunately, unless she ripped off his shirt to expose the same chest he sported in “Fight Club” after the slap, I am uninterested.

Tina Davis and Chris Brown Sexual Relationship Caused Fight – Photos

This cougar is rumored to be the woman who sent the 3 page text that ignited the fight between Chris Brown and Rihanna.

Tina Davis is the ‘other woman’ according to TMZ. The 40 year old is Chris’ manager. It gets better. Davis and Brown reportedly dated when he was just 16. Both camps have denied any kind of relationship, but the text she sent him made Rihanna jealous. She was furious and smacked him for being a dirty cheater. According to police reports, Tina was trying to “hook up” with him later that evening. This would reinforce the notion Davis and Brown had a relationship beyond friends.

“The detective’s affidavit refers to the text message as being “from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.”

Eww. That is some Mary Kay Letourneau shiz. I don’t understand the appeal of some greasy teenage boy who probably smells like Fritos and Drakkar Noir.

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Miley Cyrus Has Heart Condition and Fuzzy Feelings For Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she has a heart condition. The condition, called tachycardia, causes her heart to beat irregularly but isn’t life-threatening.

Miley reveals this information to her fans in her autobiography “Miles to Go,” which I am certain she penned on her own with no outside help from anyone.

In the book, she also talks about her messy break-up with Nick Jonas.

Per US Weekly:

“Wow! I was so in love. Do you know what I’m talking about? The kind of love where the sun could shine or not shine all day long and you wouldn’t care.”

OK. Maybe she did write the book on her own.

Never fret Miley and Jo-Bro fans, she gets into more detail about her tumultuous relationship with the tween heartbreaker by revealing her motivation behind her song, “7 Things I Hate About You”:

“I was angry when I wrote ‘7 Things’. I wanted to punish him, to get back at him for hurting me. It starts with a list of what I ‘hate.’ But I’m not a hater. My heart knew from the start that it was going to turn into a love song. Why does he get a love song? Because I don’t hate him.”

If she didn’t write this book on her own, someone at the publishing company needs to retake high school English.

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Ginnifer Goodwin and Justin Long are a Couple!

Thank you to “He’s Just Not That Into You” for making this 8-year friendship blossom into something more. Star Magazine reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Justin Long were seen doing some very couply things at an Oscar after-party a week ago:

At Vanity Fair’s post-Oscars party, Ginnifer and Justin “were very close. She was stroking his arm, he was kissing her cheek, and they held hands all evening,” a source tells Star. “They were trying to be cool, but it was obvious they’re a couple. They even left together.”

It has been rumoured that Ginnifer has had a crush on Justin for some time, even though in interviews they have both stated that their relationship is more ‘familial’ than romantic. I guess everything can change!

Ginnifer was last linked with actor Chris Klein, a relationship which ended just this past December. I am thinking that is kind of fitting, since her and Justin have hooked up between then and now. How much you want to bet that Justin finally showed interest and Ginnifer was more than willing to toss Chris aside for him? This is all heresay, but it’s FUN!

Justin was last linked with his other “HJNTIY” co-star Drew Barrymore, and is still friends with her–which is always a good sign. I am not friends with any of my exes, I can tell you that much!

So what does everyone think of this new couple? I think it’s cute, especially because I like Justin Long.

Sarah Jessica Parker – Boob Job or Wonder Bra?

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker has been always rumored about having a nose job, something that she had always denied, but more recently she has been also rumored to have had a boob job. The 43 year old star, who says she refuses to obsess about getting older and is happy with how she looks, says she isn’t interested in having any cosmetic surgery.

Per PerezRevenge:

“It’s a real crucible because you feel daunted by your peers who somehow get younger and younger. People older than me have fewer lines than I do. And no, you’re not supposed to talk about it – you’re supposed to admire the fact that they look 22 even though they’re 58.” Says Parker.

The rumors of a supposed boob job are based on pictures taken of the actress at the 2009 “Oscars” where Parker did seem a little more full in that area. But judging by the pictures themselves, I’d be less inclined to believe the surgery actually took place and more inclined to believe its just the results of a really good push up bra. They don’t call them the “Wonder Bra” for nothing!

Madonna’s Desperation Fashion Disaster

If Tim Gunn were to look at this mess, his eyes would tear up and the fashion heavens would open up and smote this beast for wearing her daughter’s Chuck Taylors. All that is missing from this horrid creation of desperation trying to recapture her youth is that ridiculous ‘hat of hope’ that Aretha wore to the inauguration.

What Others Said:

D-Listed - “No, this isn’t the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters. True story: I’ve seen a lady like that on the train.”

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