Sweet Mother of Gucci NO!!!! The dumb donkey from “The Hills” is knocked up. I am praying that baby Jesus uses his powers to make her barren. Or that this is a horrid April Fools Day joke that is meant to garner press.
Heidi Montag claimed to be pregnant and announced this via her Twitter site. I am guessing she is attempting to witty. You know if she was actually preggers she’d be selling that baby from the stick she peed on to the first baby photos. That and the fact that Spencer’s sperm is too busy trying to grow baby pubic beards. She is coincidentally trying to shill some new shiz that is the short bus version of music.
Image Via: Heidi’s Twitter
