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John Mayer Obsesses Over Perez and Confirms Make Out Rumor - Video

It’s been obvious, to me anyway, that John Mayer is queerer than a $3 bill. He has been obsessed with Perez Hilton and won’t shut up about his conquest. There was a huge debacle in which Perez claimed John made out with him. Mayer denied that shiz as he was dating Jessica Simpson at the time.

However, on John Mayer’s Big Gay Boat Ride on his Mayercraft Cruise he confirmed that he did in fact make out with Perez.

“You’re damn right I made out with him. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday,” Mayer explained. “I can’t take it. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will fu** you in the ass to shut you up.”

How nice. Good for you. For awhile I thought you were really that big of an a-hole. Turns out you were just a bitchy queen struggling with your sexuality. I mean, it was obvious that Jennifer Aniston was your beard, but this makes you slightly more tolerable. Toot toot sailor!

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