Natalie Portman Continues Home Wrecking

Natalie Portman’s no-no is continuing it’s reign of terror. She was originally rumored to be wooing “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Then Portman and Sean Penn were reportedly making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. Sean is still married to Robin Wright Penn, but that apparently didn’t stop the two from swapping saliva after their business meeting with Dustin Lance Black. This was all followed by a rumor that she and Ryan Gosling were hooking up after meeting at Bardot in LA.

Now Natalie has got her eyes on Brad Pitt. She personally asked him to play her love interest in a new film. Angelina Jolie lost her shiz and started in with the oratorical fireworks

Via Backseat Cuddler Per Female First:

“Angelina had a massive fit and was shouting her head off. She accused Brad of flirting with Natalie. Angelina can’t help but feel threatened. Brad knows how jealous she gets but won’t stop saying how gorgeous and intelligent Natalie is. He keeps saying she is ‘cute as a button.’ “

Gee…what’s Jolie afraid of? Pitt would leave her for his leading lady? History does have a habit of repeating itself.

“Angelina worries about karma. It’s eating her up and we’re sure the cause of a lot of the rows is her not quite trusting Brad.”

Really Brad, “cute as a button” and “gorgeous” are stupid words to use to describe someone you might be having pretend sex with in the near future in front of your lady. When Angie asks what you think of another woman you always, always say: “Baby, she might as well have a 3rd eye and limp because she doesn’t hold a candle to you.”

Images Via: The Frisky, Wenn

Comments

  1. Lin says:

    Portman needs her head examined if she thinks she can hold a candle to Jolie. Portman is cute, but she is not all that cute. She is easy, and that is the main reason she gets all those stupid guys to have sex with her…none of them stayed with her, now did they?! As for Pitt, who says he said those comments? Portman? I don’t believe he said any such thing to anyone.

  2. bazel says:

    What a bunch of crap. Especially your story about Angelina being jealous. In fact, she’s one of the most “self-assured” women in Hollywood. Brad isn’t out for “a little tail” either, Angelina is everything he ever wanted and more… no one holds a candle to her.

  3. Carlissa says:

    Natalie is overrated, but she is better looking than Angelina. Angelina isn’t that confident she just pretends onscreen. I could see her getting angry about Brad acting with Natalie. Because the way you get them is the way you lose them. Anyway, add another victim to Natalie’s list because she got involved with his fiancee while he had a live-in girlfriend.

  4. Carlissa says:

    with *her* fiancee while he had a live-in girlfriend.

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