Lindsay Lohan is back on the meat market. The starlet who went lipstick lesbian for Samantha Ronson has returned to dating men. Since Lohan and Ronson ended their tumultuous relationship she has been out partying and on the prowl.
The night after being dumped by the DJ she reportedly went on a vodka binge. This is typically a normal night for her, but according to sources Lindsay is on the prowl for men. In particular she went after Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo is synonymous with being extremely private so I can’t help but think the following may be a bunch of hooey. The rehab princess ran into DiCaprio at MyHouse (club not Casa de la Cara for all of those unfamiliar with the L.A. joint). A spy at The Sun spun a story that I think came from Lohan’s fantasy diary.
“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents. My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
In order for this to be remotely true, Leo would have to been higher than a kite and told it wasn’t really Lohan, it was Heidi Klum dressed up as a blow whore for Halloween and if he nailed her it would cease the effects of global warming and save the lives of thousands of kittens. The only bit about this story that I’d consider believing is that she was at a bar and trolling for sausage.
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