Megan Fox ‘Jonah Hex’ and ‘Esquire’ Photos

Some pictures of Megan Fox have leaked. The “actress” is seen on the set of her latest film, “Jonah Hex” which co-stars Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.

I am doing my best not to hate on this girl. It’s easy, right ladies? I mean she’s smokin’ hot but chooses to bang Brian Austin Green. That alone is enough. Brian Austin Green wasn’t even close to hot when he was on “Beverly Hills 90210.” Such a tool. And she took that unbelievable body of hers and covered it with completely random tattoos such as Marilyn Monroe’s face that adorns her forearm. I guess this is why guys love her: smokin’ hot, not a lot of sense, and willing to bang complete tools. She’s a dreamgirl.

So the film is about some comic book anti-hero who has a scarred face and a bad attitude. However, I am sure if you are looking at the pics, you could care less about the dudes in the film. The costume department has laced Megan into corset making her look like a real live version of Jasmine from ‘Aladdin’. Urg! Is it not enough that she is skinny on her own?!?

Also, the Fox is being featured as the first live-action cover of ‘Esquire’ magazine.

Via ‘Esquire’:

“You probably noticed there’s something different about this Megan Fox cover tease for our next issue: It wasn’t shot with a camera. At least not a still camera. For the first time in Esquire’s history (and, we imagine, magazine history in general), a cover image was shot as a video. Using the RedONE, a video camera that captures images at four times the resolution of high-definition, photographer-director Greg Williams recorded ten minutes of loosely scripted footage with Fox — getting out of bed, rolling around on a pool chair, inexplicably lighting a barbecue.”

Great. As if the teasers of her flashing her lady bits and garter belt isn’t enough to set my self-esteem back a few years.

The issue of ‘Esquire’, in which Megan tackles such tasks as rolling around, will be out in May.

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Images Via: Coming Soon, Esquire

Jessica Simpson Picks Up BFF Lane Garrison from Prision

Ex “Prison Break” star Lane Garrison is making a break from it – No, he’s not breaking out of the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility in San Diego, California where he has been living out his sentence since December 2007. The former actor will be a free man, scheduled to be released tomorrow from prison. But just who will be there to pick up the convict when he’s released? Rumor has it that its none other than childhood friend Jessica Simpson.

Per National Ledger:

“Jessica wanted to pick Lane up herself, but she can’t,” her pal explains. “So she hired a limo for a few friends to be there once Lane walks out.”

Wow, a limo to pick you up from prison? Something about that just screams trashy! I guess he is a high class felon. However, I find it hard to view this idiot as anything but “Tweener” from the local Ace Hardware store. But then again this IS Jessica Simpson we’re talking about…. Anything for publicity!

Garrison is being released from prison after serving roughly half of his sentence for a 2006 DUI crash that left one of his teenage passengers dead and injured two others. He was sentenced on Oct. 31, 2007, to 40 months in state prison, deducting the 91 days for time spent in custody before sentencing, after pleading guilty to felony vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence. Lawyers for Garrison had pushed for probation, but Garrison got off lucky with the sentence he did receive, because he could have been locked up for nearly seven years. He’s received time off his sentence for good behavior and for participating in a substance-abuse treatment program, serving as a peer mentor to other inmates.

Lets hope he can turn his life around after this lucky break he’s receiving.

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Courtney Love to Open Lingerie Store

Courtney Love is taking a break from the free clinic to open up her own thong hut.

This classy princess of immaculate taste is throwing together some bras and panties to sell in a store on Sunset Boulevard. Love managed to score financial backing from David LaChapelle to start her very own boutique. They seem to be serious or at least in that state of inebriation in which shiz like this sounds like a great idea. According to Sunday Mirror, Courtney and David are planning on a summer grand opening complete with a bash to celebrate their business venture.

I guess dime store hookers and Denny waitresses who moonlight as strippers need somewhere to shop too.

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Carmen Electra Pregnant – Baby Bump Photos

Is she or isn’t she – that seems to be the question of the day. Rumors are floating around that former “Baywatch” star Carmen Electra may just be pregnant. She has spent more than a week celebrating her 37th birthday with fiance Rob Patterson, but was seen wearing more clothing than normal, keeping her body under wraps. At the Wet Republic pool party at the MGM Grand Casino and Hotel, an adults-only pool, Electra was seen wearing a blue and beige flower-printed sundress with brown strappy heels. Quite puzzling for a woman who thrives on showing off her body, and surprising considering this woman has her own line of bikinis.

While there has been no official confirmation or denying from her camp about the pregnancy rumor, time will tell if Electra is or is not. Wonder if anyone kept watch on her alcohol consumption over her birthday shindig – that would pretty much give you the answer! All I got to say is she will make motherhood look glamorous if she is!

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Jessica Biel Got Naked for Nothing

Aww…Poor Jessica Biel won’t be getting an Oscar for taking her top off.

Biel’s latest film, “Powder Blue,” isn’t going to be her money making and noteworthy movie. She pulled a Lindsay Lohan and went straight to DVD. Her stripping efforts are going unrewarded and she will have to find something else to make her the next Julia Roberts.

The film features the girlfriend of Justin Timberlake nude and stripping for her supper. It also has a semi-decent D-list cast consisting Ray Liotta, Kris Kristofferson, Forest Whitaker and Lisa Kudrow, but still didn’t garner a spot for a theatrical release. It will hit the clearance bin at Big Lots in June.

Page Six also notes that she hasn’t appeared on the silver screen for nearly 2 years. She is due to return in a limited release film, “Easy Virtue,” in May. However, Jess still has “Nailed” which co-stars Jake Gyllenhaal and will hit theaters this summer.

Ouch. Being that the photos of her naked are already online I am not surprised it’s headed straight to DVD. The only attraction the film had going for it was dudes and bi-curious women heading out to see her nudeness. It’s like loosing the element of surprise.

The Slightly NSFW Photos of Biel Nude in Powder are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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Casey Aldridge In Car Wreck

Casey Aldridge, aka Jaime Lynn Spears’ baby daddy, was rushed to the hospital early this morning after his truck swerved into a ditch and flipped back onto the pavement ejecting three out of the five passengers from the truck. Casey was driving.

Two of the people ejected from the vehicle denied medical treatment. Casey was the third person ejected. He is currently listed in stable condition at University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Miss.

Police couldn’t comment on whether or not alcohol was a factor in the crash. Due to the circumstances and the extent of his injuries, Casey wasn’t interviewed by police until four hours after the crash. However, he still faces charges as a result of the accident.

Via TMZ:

“Casey was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle — a misdemeanor — and is currently recovering from his injuries at the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Miss.”

For the sake of his young daughter and his meal ticket, we wish him a speedy recovery.

Australia’s Miss Universe, Stephanie Naumoska, Starving to Death – Photos

Stephanie Naumoska, a Miss Universe hopefull, is reportedly starving herself thin…and to death.

The 19 year old model is 5’11 and weighs a meager 108 pounds. The BMI (Body Mass Index) cut off for “Underweight Individuals” is 18.5 according to the pageant rules. Samantha clocks in a BMI of 15.1. The weight controversy of too fat and too thin has been a long battle. Some medical professionals insist that the cut off should be raised to 20 to encourage healthy bodies. Regardless, her weight caused a frenzy in the competition.

Per That’s Fit:

“Naumoska shouldn’t have even been there in the first place, according to some doctors. Australian Medical Association president Rosanna Capolingua, whose organization represents Australian doctors, told Reuters the contest should impose a minimum BMI cut-off of 20.

“The most unhealthy part about it, though, is the image it is showing other young women who may view this as normal, when clearly it s not,” Capolingua said.

BMI is also used in the fashion industry. Models must meet a minimum BMI to walk in shows, such as Fashion Week, in some parts of the world. Madrid is notorious for putting a ban on models who fall below the requirement. In 2006 5 models were banned from the catwalk for Fashion Week after showing up below weight. They were 5’7 and weighed 121 pounds. (Remember, Naumoska is 5’11 and weighs 108.)

Is it weird that I immediately thought of Marc Anthony when seeing these photos?

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Britney Spears Tampon Video Surfaces

Britney Spears sneezes wrong and the world hears about it. So I am guessing her lady bits have a vendetta against the singer. I would too considering the caliber of hood-rats her banjingo has hosted. Last month she suffered a wardrobe malfunction in Tampa which caused her to air out to the entire audience: “My p**sy is hanging out!” (Click HERE for the photos and video of that disaster.)

It appears as though Spears’ tampon string was hanging out during a live performance from her “Circus” tour. While singing “Boys,” a bit of white string is visible at her crotch and it is unclear if it is a bit of frayed string from her military costume or something else. The video is now making it’s way through the net dubbed as “The Britney Spears Tampon Video.”

Lets give the benefit of doubt and say she’s smuggling a bomb and the fuse was hanging out.

Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair – Photos

Kim Kardashian is sporting blonde weave-like hair. She is super proud of it kids, so say something nice.

She Twittered about her bad Beyonce hair rip-off stating:

http://twitpic.com/438lt – I’m LOVING my blonde hair!
about 3 hours ago from TwitPic

@BrittGastineau do u like it for real? thanks britt
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to BrittGastineau

@KhloeKardashian Sleep tight Khloball! see u tuesday! Khloe do u like my light hair? I’m trying to look like u!
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to KhloeKardashian

Khloball? WTF? Poor Khloe. Why does the only cool Kardashian get a pet name that sounds like a slang term for an undescended testical?

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Images Via: Kim Kardashian’s Twitter, Pacific Coast News

Bea Arthur Passes Away at 86

It is with a heavy heart that we here at Hollywood Dame announce the passing of beloved funny-woman Bea Arthur. Bea passed away Saturday morning at her home is Los Angeles surrounded by her family. She was 86.

If you spend a lot of time here at Hollywood Dame (and you should), then you have no doubt read on my bio page that Bea Arthur is one of my favorite celebrities. She was a comedic genius and one hell of a lady.

Bea’s career as an actress began off Broadway in the 1950’s. It wasn’t until the 1970’s when she earned a guest spot as Edith Bunker’s liberal cousin on the show ‘All in the Family’ that Bea’s television presence became known. She was offered her own show ‘Maude’, which was a spin-off of ‘All in the Family’.

‘Maude’ was a popular show and even earned Bea an Emmy Award in 1977. The show was a comedy, but pushed the envelope with serious and controversial storylines such as Maude’s decision to have an abortion and her husband Walter’s alcoholism.

In the 1980’s Bea joined fellow funny-ladies Rue MacClanahan, Betty White, and the late Estelle Getty on the beloved show ‘The Golden Girls.’ She played substitute teacher, and constantly harassed daughter of Sofia, Dorothy Zbornak. I still remember waiting every Saturday night for “the girls” to come on. It was my favorite show and Bea was by far my favorite character. I still watch ‘The Golden Girls’ religiously today and, though I have seen every episode a dozen or more times, I still manage to laugh at every joke.

When asked once how she felt about being type-cast into roles Bea replied:

“Look — I’m 5-feet-9, I have a deep voice and I have a way with a line. What can I do about it? I can’t stay home waiting for something different. I think it’s a total waste of energy worrying about typecasting.”

That’s why I heart Bea Arthur. She knew who she was and never once attempted to change for anyone.

Jerry Herman, who worked as the composer for Arthur’s Tony Award winning performance in the musical, ‘Mame’, had this to say about Bea via the Associated Press:

“There was no one else like Bea. She would make us laugh during `Mame’ rehearsals with a look or with a word. She didn’t need dialogue. I don’t know if I can say that about any other person I ever worked with.”

That’s simple Jerry: you can’t. No one can. The world is a little less funny today.

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