Kim Kardashian, Please Think Before You Speak

I am a fan of the “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s.” Yes, I said it. I love how deliciously crazy this family is. (Of course Kim Kardashian is just the nutty sister with a sex tape.) I am team Khloe. I love that bitch.

Anyway…Momma Kardashian is going to have to bust our her magic Prada wand and do some PR magic. After Us Weekly did a small snippet on the addition of plus size clothing to clothing megastore Forever 21, Kim lost her shiz and went all Kanye West on us. She took to her blog and unleashed her insecurity.

Per Kim Kardashian’s Blog:

I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a “fuller-figured woman” of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.

At least she didn’t put the caps lock on and dub it Benjamin Buttons shiz while calling people squid brains. However, most people will simply take away 2 things from this….

1. Full figured woman offend Kim.
2. Khloe is the real star of their show.

Commenters on her blog have already started to fire back.

One particular commenter wrote:

Your comments made you sound incredibly shallow and superficial. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being plus sized or 2XL! I am not + sized myself, but that was incredible insensitive of you to say. Had you been wiser, that wouldn’t have bothered you.

I can’t believe that you really took time out of your day to scan and post this article. Next time you read things, make sure you’re fully understanding it. I feel badly because not only did you hurt my feelings, but many of your fans’ feelings.

Most are voicing the same thoughts others are less kind with their words. What do you think?

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Images Via: Us Weekly, Splash

Ellen Pompeo Pregnant Plus Baby Bump Photos

The babyboom in Hollywood just added another contestant! Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery are expecting their first baby together, her rep Jennifer Allen confirms to “People” Magazine.

Per People:

“It’s great news,” says Allen. “They’re ecstatic.”

The “Grey’s Anatomy” star and her husband, who is a music producer, met at a grocery store back in 2003. The couple were married by New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg in a low-key ceremony in November 2007. Pompeo has spoken many times in the last year about her desire to have children with Avery. In an October 2008 interview, the 39 year old actress admitted she needed to ‘get on it’ because the ‘clock was ticking.’ No word yet on the babys due date.

Congratulations to the happy couple. Now the big question is, will the pregnancy be written into the show, or will they hide it like co-star Chyler Leigh’s pregnancy?

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Miss California, Carrie Prejean, Gay Marriage Snub – Video

I am guessing Miss USA winner Kristen Dalton is thanking her lucky stars that Miss California is a straight up moron.

During the pageant Carrie Prejean gave a heinously stupid answer to the controversial topic of gay marriage. Perez Hilton, one of the judges, through out the topic of legalization of same sex unions. Instead of sidestepping with the typical PC answer about her religious beliefs she stated that she only believes in “opposite marriage.”

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

Perez fired back at the Miss USA hopeful via his blog calling her a “dumb bitch” and affirmed that her retort was “the worst answer in pageant history.”

I really don’t hold someone who wears Vaseline on her teeth and duct tapes her thighs into dresses responsible for intellectual responses.

Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio Hook Up

Lindsay Lohan is back on the meat market. The starlet who went lipstick lesbian for Samantha Ronson has returned to dating men. Since Lohan and Ronson ended their tumultuous relationship she has been out partying and on the prowl.

The night after being dumped by the DJ she reportedly went on a vodka binge. This is typically a normal night for her, but according to sources Lindsay is on the prowl for men. In particular she went after Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo is synonymous with being extremely private so I can’t help but think the following may be a bunch of hooey. The rehab princess ran into DiCaprio at MyHouse (club not Casa de la Cara for all of those unfamiliar with the L.A. joint). A spy at The Sun spun a story that I think came from Lohan’s fantasy diary.

“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.

As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents. My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”

In order for this to be remotely true, Leo would have to been higher than a kite and told it wasn’t really Lohan, it was Heidi Klum dressed up as a blow whore for Halloween and if he nailed her it would cease the effects of global warming and save the lives of thousands of kittens. The only bit about this story that I’d consider believing is that she was at a bar and trolling for sausage.

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Images Via: Pacific Coast News

Completely ‘Lost’ Recap: “Some Like It Hoth”

”That was Luke’s attitude, too. In ‘Empire’, when he found out Vader was his father, instead of putting away his light saber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually. But at what cost? The Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and everyone got The Ewoks. It all could have been avoided if they had just, you know, communicated. Because let’s face it: Ewoks suck, dude.” — Hurley

Hello “Lost” fans. I had to begin my recap of ‘Some Like It Hoth’ with what has to be one of my all time favorite rants on the show. I think it is pretty safe to assume that, if you enjoy Lost, you also are obsessed with some other sci-fi movie/book/TV series. I think that it is safe to assume that many fans of ‘Lost’ are, like our man Hurley, huge fans of Star Wars series. Now, before you start giving me the “…I only enjoy the original three moves,” or the “…have you ever read the books?!” schpeal, please don’t. I don’t have the patience and, truth be told, my personal sci-fi obsession outside of ‘Lost’ is not for ‘Star Wars.’ I enjoy the films, I like watching them with my husband who enjoys explaining everything that is happening to me, but that’s where it ends. I am not even bothered by Hayden Christensen. So let’s leave it alone, k?

I do need to apologize that this write up wasn’t up yesterday. It appears I have been struck with the plague and trying to decipher an episode of ‘Lost’ while hopped-up on NyQuil doesn’t quite work. Although I am still sick today, I managed to drag myself into work this morning all in the name of getting this done…so you better comment!

*Note by the Dame – Sorry this up so late. Traveling took a bit longer than I thought.*

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Open Post Hosted by the Hotness of Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Alright kittens. I will be traveling most of the day so the hotness of Jonathan Rhys Meyers will be hosting an open post. Use the comment section to discuss anything you like amongst yourselves. Chat about Twilight, global warming, Harry Potter, Lindsay Lohan’s new weave, the fact a jelly bean is neither jelly nor a bean….whatever you want.

Have fun and play nice.

*Note – Meyers won’t actually be here, just his hotness (see above).

Susan Boyle Cry Me a River – Video

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Susan Boyle is taking the world by a vocal storm. The Scottish born 47 year old showed up on “Britain’s Got Talent” to sing for her supper. Taking the stage everyone immediately disregarded the average woman who wanted to be the next Elaine Paige. Snide comments and laughter began to rumble through the audience.

Then she opened her mouth and unleashed a stunning performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” from the musical “Les Miserables.” It is a gorgeous song that takes gumption and a stellar set of vocals to nail. Boyle stunned the crowds and made them justifiably eat their words. Now an audio of her Susan singing “Cry Me a River” has surfaced.

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This woman can sing! It’s also a humbling lesson that we should be so quick to judge someone.

New Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Trailer – See it HERE!

As promised, here is the newest trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince:

I have chills alllll over my body! I have watched it at least three times already. I cannnnnot wait for this movie to be released! Warner Borthers, I will gladly screen the movie for you, if you want!

Also more fantastic Harry Potter News! The epilogue will be filmed with the original cast. No older look alikes will be used.

Per MTV:

“We will shoot it,” producer David Heyman confirmed for MTV News. Rowling wrote a flash-forward ending to “The Deathly Hallows” that shows where the characters end up as they grow older. Heyman also indicated that the original Hogwarts actors would be filling those roles for the sequence, rather than being replaced by older lookalikes.

“Yes,” he acknowledged, nodding that aging done to the characters would use the existing cast.

Special thanks to Karen for the tip!

‘New Moon’ Updated Cast List and Posters – Photos

New Moon” cast members are growing by the day. They now include the legendary Volturi, a venerable coven of vampires who weigh and impose the laws of the vampire world, as well as two new members of the Quileute Indian Nation.

The Volturi include Charlie Bewley as Demetri, Jamie Campbell Bower as Caius, Daniel Cudmore as Felix, Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus, all Volturi enforcers. Dakota Fanning plays Jane, a high ranking and powerful Volturi member and Cameron Bright is Alec, her brother. Noot Seer plays Volturi member Heidi. Michael Sheen plays Aro, the Volturi leader. Graham Greene appears as Harry Clearwater, Quileute tribal leader and old friend of Bella’s father Charlie. Tinsel Korey is Emily, the fiancé of Sam Uley.

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*Most of the “New Moon” Posters are fan made, but I wanted to share the talent.
Images Via: IMBD, Wenn, flickr, ontd

Fashion Disaster: Drew Barrymore

Here we have the usual suspect. While I applaud Drew Barrymore’s effort at pushing the boundaries and being fearless when it comes to wear what she please, this is an awful choice. The puffy sleeves scream rejected 1980’s prom dress. Perhaps this is better suited for a magazine spread. On the plus side she is looking very svelte.

I am guessing I am the only one who immediately thought of Napoleon Dynamite saying: “I like your sleeves, they’re real big.”

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