Celebrity Quotes: Jennifer Love Hewitt

“My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara; I am a grown-up who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland.”

- Jennifer Love Hewitt

Note by The Dame: According to Beyonce, a diva is a female version of a hustla. So what does tiara bubble baths make JLH?

Heidi Klum Expecting Fourth Baby

Congratulations to model Heidi Klum and singer-husband Seal who are expanding their beautiful family! According to E! Online, sources confirm that Klum is expecting another baby, and that she is a little less than four months pregnant. Word of the couples happy news apparently leaked when sketches of Klum in a gown redesigned for her growing belly had somehow made its way onto the Internet.

Season 7 of “Project Runway” is set to start filming in NYC this summer, which means the supermodel will once again be working while heavily pregnant. Hmmm… wonder if we’ll see any maternity-design challenges happening? The happy couple already have two sons together, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Seal is also the adoptive father of Klum’s 5 year old daughter, Helene “Leni” Klum whom she had with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore.

Wow. Four kids all under the age of 5…. She must be the Wonder Woman of Moms!

Images Via: Bauer Griffin

Jackson Rathbone 100 Monkeys Performance-Video and Photos

Those ‘Twilight’ kids sure do spend a lot of time together. WTF? Are they trying to replace the Brat Pack? Sorry, Nikki Reed will never come close to Molly Ringwald, or even Ally Sheedy.

So here they are, in Vancouver last night at a 100 Monkeys show. In case you aren’t female or in case you don’t live within a 100 mile radius of one, Jackson Rathbone (aka Jasper Hale/Cullen) is the lead guitarist and singer of the band.

Nearly the entire cast came out to listen to Rathbone and his band including everyone’s favorite ‘we’re not a lesbian couple’ couple, Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart. They can be seen in the video in the front row. At first, I was pretty sure Nikki was having a seizure, turns out that is what she calls dancing. Feel the beat, girl! I have been to many a ‘White Girl Dance Party’ myself. KStew was more subdued and opted for taking pictures of Rathbone as he played. FYI, the paps have way better cameras than that. You should really just invest in some of those pictures.

Others in attendance were Taylor Lautner (anyone else wondering how the 17 year-old got in?), Peter Facinelli, Kellen Lutz, and Ashley Greene who apparently spent her time there playing touch my hynie with Lost’s Ian Somerhalder. Oh! Me likes! It’s like my two favorite things in the world are merging: ‘Lost’ and the ‘Twilight Saga’. Somerhalder is in Vancouver shooting the new series ‘The Vampire Diaries’. I guess fictitious vampires dig Canada, eh?

Notably absent was Robert Pattinson. I don’t think he’s so much the dancing/pose for pictures in a crowded bar full of Twi-hards type.

What do we think of Rathbone’s singing and playing? He’s pretty decent, though the audio is poor. When you’re that pretty, it really doesn’t matter though, does it?

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Images Via: Splash

Mel Gibson’s Real Mistress, Oksana Pochepa, Confirms Relationship – Photos

It appears the wrong Oksana was named as Mel Gibson’s mistress. The real home wrecker has come forward and confirmed that she is the brunette kissing and embracing Mel on the beach in Costa Rica. (See more of Mel Gibson Cheating with Oksana Photos by Clicking HERE.)

After being photographed by paparazzi, Gibson’s lover has come forward. Just days after Robyn Moore Gibson announced that she was officially divorcing Mel, Oksana Pochepa confirmed she is the mystery woman.

Per Us Weekly:

“This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting. We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want.”

It should also be mentioned that she is a Russian pop singer. Perhaps it’s a ploy to garner attention. Or maybe Mel is slipping her the Gibson.

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Images Via: flickr, splash, The Sun

Angelina Jolie Pregnant …Again

Wow that was quick! If you believe the rumors going around lately, Angelina Jolie and her boy-toy Brad Pitt are going to be parents – Again!! It’s been claimed by “Star” Magazine that Angelina is just over 2-months pregnant with baby #7 for the fast growing family. This is like deja-vu for the millionth time on this reoccurring story!

Via Star Mag:

“Yes, Angie is pregnant,” a family insider tells Star. “They’d been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn’t seem possible.”

A source close to the actress confirms that Angie is about two and a half months along. “She’s thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!”

According to the gossip magazine, after finding out she was indeed pregnant she decided to keep the news to herself for a bit, telling Brad only at the end of March after he returned from a trip to New Orleans. But it was only a little over a month ago that the magazine also reported that the pair were headed towards breaking up, after Jolie apparently caught Pitt having an affair with the childrens’ nanny behind her back. “Star” goes on to say that the pregnancy came at just the right time for the couple, to end their ongoing fight about Nanny-Gate.

Gee…. How convenient! Isn’t Jolie supposedly doing her own stunts for the movie “Salt” she is currently filming? If so, I doubt she’d be climbing walls and dangling off of buildings if she was actually pregnant. I guess time and waistlines will eventually tell!

Alex Meraz ‘New Moon’ Interview – Video

Dear “Twilight” Fans: You know that it would take a lot for me to switch to the darkside and become Team Wolf as opposed to Team Vampire. However, Alex Meraz may just be the werewolf that gets me to switch it up.

We told you about this piece of man meat joining the “New Moon” cast over a week ago. If you have forgotten, read about him by clicking here.

It seems my favorite wolfman isn’t camera shy either. While attending that other guy’s movie premiere for “17 Again”, Meraz gave Access Hollywood a brief interview. In it, he talks about the rest of the cast, fans, “New Moon” director Chris Weitz, oh yea, and his nearly nude scenes.

Anyone know where I can get a “Team Paul” shirt?

Britney Spears Engaged !?!

Here we go again. It’s being spread across news that Britney Spears is engaged to 40 year old John Sundahl. She is also simultaneously nailing 2 of her back up dancers if you believe everything you read.

Via National Enquirer:

“The multimillionaire’s personal pilot, who referred to himself as “Lance Chase,” told us: “Britney and John used to date, but they reconnected after her show in New Jersey, and now they’re engaged. He got down on one knee in a Subway sandwich shop in Santa Monica a week ago and proposed with a $4.5 million marquise-cut diamond that he bought at a Frankfurt jewelry store.”

Chase continued crazily, “They plan on getting married at his aunt’s farm in Germany in six weeks. It’s very hush-hush, even to the employees. He’s even putting a $350K fence around the property.”

I highly doubt this. Britney is photographed going to the bathroom at gas stations to hitting up Starbucks for a mocha. If she had been proposed in a Subway, the public and looming paparazzi would have caught it. Poor girl can’t pick her nose without being plastered all over.

So it is with an overwhelming amount of common sense I call BS on Spears’ secret engagement.

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Celebrity Quotes: Russell Crowe

“I mean really, who gives a shit about what’s in the handbag of LeAnn Rimes? Who gives a s**t about that?”

-Russell Crowe on the trivialization of news.

Tax Day Reminder – It’s April 15th

Just a little reminder….Today is April 15th and that means it is Tax Day. You’re taxes are due and must be post marked or electronically filed by today.

Paula Abdul and Kara DioGuardi: American Idol Catfight!

American Idol isn’t quite what it used to be. Paula Abdul still loves everyone, Randy Jackson is fat again, and Simon Cowell’s eye rolls and nipple rubs are so Bo Bice’s season it bores me. The producers must have felt the same this season and thought that throwing Kara DioGuardi into the mix would fix everything. The only result they received from my house is one less viewer.

However, according to OK! Magazine, Kara’s welcome is nearly worn out and none other than “You look beautiful tonight” Paula is letting her know it. Cat-fight on! Bring out the claws and I may start watching again.

Via OK! Magazine:

“The plan to add a fourth person backfired. Now the producers are left with a tough decision: Do they go back to the original three-judge format, or leave Kara there?”

This comes on the cusp of rumors that Simon Cowell may also be “out” for season nine-a season which Fox still has yet to confirm will even happen. All four of the current judges are in contract negotiations.

I have to admit, though I rag Paula at times, I seriously only watched American Idol to see what drunken rants she would make or whose song would make her weep. Kara does nothing for me. It seems her main purpose is to argue with Simon which no one wants to listen to. Perhaps she should boost some of Paula’s Quaaludes or drink some Jesus Juice with Michael Jackson to help gain fanage.