Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas Lunch Date and Fender Bender – Photos and Video

For all you tweens out there texting OMG and doing whatever it is kids do these days…Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas went on a lunch date this past weekend.

Miley’s current boyfriend, Justin Gaston, was no where in sight as Nick and Miley enjoyed a lunch date on Saturday. The two are said to be working on a duet that will be some sort of updated version of “We are the World.”

After their lunch Nick was driving a gorgeous vintage Mustang. Of course on the way out of the parking lot he bumped into a paparazzo’s car. It left no damage to the car, but popped off a piece of the Mustang. (I wept at the thought of the beautiful car being touched let alone pieces breaking off.)

Nick didn’t bother to get out and check for any damage. In fact he backed up a bit and then took off. Ouch. That’s never good. I am sure he was just trying to get out of the light of the looming photographers.

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Images Via: Fame Pictures

Chris Brown Dating New Girls, Erica Jackson and Natalie Mejia

Chris Brown is so over Rihanna and their spat that he is dating another woman already. Just after pleading his innocence he has started making headway with Erica Jackson.

Chris and Erica had dated before his rise to fame. They were once a solid couple and Brown hasn’t been shy about “parading” his reheated relationship around. He reportedly went back to his hometown to regroup and ran into his ex. She offered a shoulder to cry and he accepted.

Via NY Daily News:

“They dated back in the day and reconnected a few weeks ago when Chris was in town. They’ve been spending a lot of time together, but things only really heated up over the last two weeks.”

Jackson is a polar opposite of Rihanna according to the loose lipped sources.

“She’s more of a plain Jane — cute though,” says our source. “Erica has a good head on her shoulders; she’s solid. At the very least, she’s helping to ease Chris’ pain over Rihanna. He was mad in love with that girl.”

Reps for the accused singer claim that there is not truth to a new woman in Brown’s life. Despite being seen with Erica at a tattoo parlor on Sunset Blvd. on Saturday, reps insist he “doesn’t even know” who she is. Another rumor states that he dating Natalie Mejia from the band Girlicious. This is said to be the girl in the tattoo parlor. (See Photo Above.)

Should a new lady in Chris’ life be true, RiRi is going to be pissed. I am sure Barney’s and Wet Seal will be feeling the wrath of her credit cards because I feel a makeover coming on. She and Lindsay Lohan can pick out matching weaves and cry over tubs of Ben and Jerry’s while watching “Beaches” together.

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Images Via: X17, Splash, INF

Michael Sheen Cast as Aro Volturi in ‘New Moon’ – Photos

It was reported Sunday that British actor Michael Sheen has landed the role of Aro in the “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon”. Sheen, who is best known for his roles as Tony Blair in “The Queen” and David Frost in “Frost/Nixon” was eagerly pursued by “New Moon” director Chris Weitz.

Via The Daily Mail:

“Sheen, 40, who made his name with uncannily realistic portrayals of well-known figures in Oscar-winning films…will get his biggest pay [check] yet, a reported £5 million, to star in ‘New Moon’.”

This comes on the cusp of further “New Moon” casting updates. Read about the actors playing the Wolf Pack here and the actress chosen to play Emily (and photos from the “New Moon” set) by clicking here.

If you don’t know Sheen from his award winning movies, you may know him as Lucian, the Lycan (or as Twilighters would say, werewolf) in the “Underworld” films. It was while making “Underworld” that Sheen met, fell in love with, and knocked-up actress Kate Beckinsale. They had a short romance before she dropped Sheen for “Underworld” director Len Wiseman. The two have a daughter.

For those of you out there who aren’t British, £5 million is a little over $7 million US. “New Moon” stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will each earn a reported $10 million. Though no information has been released regarding earnings for Taylor Lautner, whose role in “New Moon” is significantly greater than that of Sheen’s, we can assume it is less than $7 million.

What do you think Twilighters? Is Summit paying Sheen too much for such a small role? Or does he deserve the money due to his acting acclaim and notoriety?

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Tila Tequila Dead – Twitter Hacking Photo

Some sick person broke into Tila Tequila’s home. Her stalker had thrown her dog into the trunk of her car and got onto Tequila’s Twitter page. Said stalker then announced that he/she had killed the VH1 reality show wonder. The stalker wrote on her page:

“I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Fear not. Tila is alive and well. After worried fans began freaking out she reportedly went on to clear the Twitter air around 4:10 this morning.

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that.”

“but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”

“too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”

“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all. They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.” Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is f****d up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”

Reps refuse to comment on this craziness. Tila also faced a rumored death last year after her Myspace page claimed she died from a drug overdose.

Image Via: Tila Tequila’s Twitter

Natalie Portman Continues Home Wrecking

Natalie Portman’s no-no is continuing it’s reign of terror. She was originally rumored to be wooing “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Then Portman and Sean Penn were reportedly making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. Sean is still married to Robin Wright Penn, but that apparently didn’t stop the two from swapping saliva after their business meeting with Dustin Lance Black. This was all followed by a rumor that she and Ryan Gosling were hooking up after meeting at Bardot in LA.

Now Natalie has got her eyes on Brad Pitt. She personally asked him to play her love interest in a new film. Angelina Jolie lost her shiz and started in with the oratorical fireworks

Via Backseat Cuddler Per Female First:

“Angelina had a massive fit and was shouting her head off. She accused Brad of flirting with Natalie. Angelina can’t help but feel threatened. Brad knows how jealous she gets but won’t stop saying how gorgeous and intelligent Natalie is. He keeps saying she is ‘cute as a button.’ “

Gee…what’s Jolie afraid of? Pitt would leave her for his leading lady? History does have a habit of repeating itself.

“Angelina worries about karma. It’s eating her up and we’re sure the cause of a lot of the rows is her not quite trusting Brad.”

Really Brad, “cute as a button” and “gorgeous” are stupid words to use to describe someone you might be having pretend sex with in the near future in front of your lady. When Angie asks what you think of another woman you always, always say: “Baby, she might as well have a 3rd eye and limp because she doesn’t hold a candle to you.”

Images Via: The Frisky, Wenn

Cassie Shaved Half Her Head – Photos

Singer Cassie has done went crazy and shaved half her gorgeous locks off. She posted her freshly shorn do on her Twitter. Why? Who knows! Is bald the new black? It brings on so many questions. For some reason…I like it.

I am putting a brave title on this girl, but I beg you not to run out and shave your heads kids. It takes a certain kind of face to pull this off. I am sure it will sport some kind of title soon. Faux-hawk is taken and Partial Side-hawk just doesn’t capture the do and sounds like a some weird ice skating jump only accomplished by Brian Boitano in 1984. Regardless I vote that this replaces that Hat-of-Hope Aretha wore to Obama’s opening day.

Is it Fierce or a Fail?

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ‘New Moon’ Set Photos And Casting Update

A mere two days after I leave the city of Vancouver, all the “New Moon” stuff goes down. First, according to her own Myspace page, singer/actress Tinsel Korey has landed the role of Emily in the “Twilight” sequel. Take this for what it is worth. You can see photos and brief bios of the fellow ‘New Moon’ cast by clicking here. According to my personal Myspace page I am 22 and in caught in a love triangle with Robert Pattinson and David Beckham.

Speaking of Sparklepants, though I didn’t have the pleasure of seeing him on the streets of Vancouver (wipes away a tear), Lainey Gossip is once again on top of things and has posted new pictures from the set of “New Moon.” The pics show our favorite English export acting out a scene with co-star Kristen Stewart. The pics also give us our first glimpses of Bella’s high school friends: Mike, Angela, and everyone’s favorite frenemy Jessica (played by Mike Welch, Christian Serratos, and Anna Kendrick respectively).

According to Lainey Gossip:

“About this scene – supposedly in the parking lot of the school and there’s an intimate moment between Bella and Edward. Or something.”

As for my trip to Vancouver, I didn’t go home empty handed. Though I did not get my chance to allow Sparklepants to fall in love with me, I did have the pleasure of running into Edi Gathegi and Jackson Rathbone in the lobby of their hotel (what I was doing there will remain off the record). After exchanging smiles with both gentlemen, I freaked internally and watched them get on the elevator. I was pretty pathetic. And since I know you are curious: Edi is quite handsome and taller than expected, Jackson was nearly unrecognizable with his dark hair, but overall is very, very pretty. That’s the best word to describe him.

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Images Via: Lainey Gossip, Wenn

Celebrity Quotes: Amy Poehler

“I just wanna pick her up like a little baby and tell her how to flirt with guys and take her away from the Dress Barn.”

Amy Poehler, on her character Leslie Knope on NBC’s new comedy “Parks and Recreation.”

MTV’s ‘College Life’ Sneak Peek – Video

A new reality show is hitting the MTV airwaves. “College Life” will detail the post high school days of 4 college freshman.

Kevin, Andrea, Alex, and Jordan were given hand held camcorders to capture their first own their own. The biggest theme is the freedom from their parents which leads Kevin to fall to sex and booze while facing expulsion.

Meanwhile the self proclaimed virgin, Andrea, has an ex boyfriend keeping watch over her and potential suitors.

Jordan to get a huge tattoo and find out he will be responsible for paying his tuition and Alex learns may have partied her free ride to 4 years of paid college away.

College Life“, the new show on MTV will be premiering Monday April 13th at 10:30pm ET/PT.

Snoop Dog’s Wife Dead in the Basement ?!?

Here is your WTF? for Friday. TMZ found this bit of crazy…

According to the California Highway Partol’s website a tip was reported that Snoop Doggy Dog had the dead body of his wife in the basement. It was reported to the police and added to the site called CHP, but no one took it seriously. The tip failed to make it to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and no one bothered to investigate it.

I am sure she is fine and following him around preventing him from indulging in his love of fried chicken and waffles. Which coincidently sounds like a delicious heaven of friend food mixed with the best breakfast food ever. But, just so I sleep easier, someone go check on Mrs. Snoop.