Shia LaBeouf Groupie Shares Sex Story
I read this and laughed at how ridiculous it sounds. I am pretty sure Shia himself wrote this or paid someone to make this cockamamie story up. I found it hilarious and had to share.
A Shia LaBeouf conquest came forward to share her story on bedding the “Transformers” star. She insists he is the “for a white boy, they dude has some serious SWAGGA.” Her words. Not mine.
Per Back Stage Pazz:
“We went back to his place and talked for awhile. We smoked some weed and drank some beers and he told me about how he broke up with his long time girlfriend, not that I really cared. At the bar we were at a booth and he kept lowly tellin’ me stuff in my ear, like how hot I was and how he wanted me. It was really hot. I had a cheesin’ smile on my face the whole night. We chated [sic] some more then started making out.”
She goes on to detail her night with Shia. If you care to read the nuttery it’s after the cut. Warning, it’s slightly NSFW. Click “Read More…”
He has got the best tongue I’ve ever experienced. The first thing he did was go down on me. Also, his dick he had a nice thick head. Hit it in all the right places. He loves when you play with his balls. And he likes when you tug on his hair. He will go nose deep, and he’s got expert tongue, it is heaven. He had me going all over his face not soon after. The boy knows how to work the tongue I promise you that! Then I took his clothes off. Ladies, he has the best d*ck I have ever seen. Not only long but thick too! He knew what to do with it. I gave him head for awhile but he said he needed it and we f**ked for like, 2 hours. It was seriously the best sex I ever had. He knew exactly what he was doin’ and knew where to hit the right spot. He’s kinky, it turned me on so much. We switched positions a few times, he was pullin’ my hair makin’ me scream his name. He’s really dirty. He loves to hear what he’s doing right and how much you like it. So hot.
Are you still in contact?
I slept at his place. He offered to drive me home the next morning but I got one of my girls to pick me up at his place. He was very sweet, even though we both knew it was a one night stand. We both exchanged numbers but I’ve never called him, and he never called me.Would you do it again?
In a second. He’s the only white boy I’ve ever slept with who I’ve been satisfied with. He was amazing. 5/5 stars from me.Do you consider yourself a groupie?
Hell no! He’s the only celebrity I’ve ever slept with, and I don’t regret it at all!
I always knew there was something about him…
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