Caption Hayden Panettiere and you could win a fabulous mystery prize. (Meaning caption it with something super hilarious and I will see what crap I can dig up from my swag stash.)
Post your captions in the comment section below. Contest ends tomorrow evening.






Kid, can ya see my tonsils? They are those little dangly things at the back!
Oooo Snacktime!*Num Num Num*
Hey! This one is not a dolphin! Throw it back!
OMG! What is this thing and what is that smell?!?!?
Congrats Karen! You are the winner of this week’s caption contest. Please email The Dame to claim your prize. HWDame@gmail.com
DONT EAT THE BABY NOW!