As I reportedly earlier the great and all powerful Oprah has brought forth free poultry unto the world. Free KFC coupons are causing riots in some parts of the chicken crazy country. Several people have come forward ready to cut Opie because the snobs at the joint are refusing to accept the coupons.
Per Gawker:
I just returned from my lunch break hoping to use the attached coupon
to score some free KFC grilled chicken at the mid town location 47 E.
42nd Street. Well I guess around 200 people also had the same idea
with coupons in hand.When I finally gave up (after 30 minutes of aguing with other
customers) a small RIOT started going on outside the store with people
screaming at the manager while he wont let them use their free KFC
coupons (issued by OPRAH)
Another person shared a story as another manager was chased down the street by a lynch mob wanting their chicken.
I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago (this was around 42nd and Park)and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken…or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?
I hate to laugh hysterically at people threatening to bust out straight razors on managers with a superiority complex at KFC…..wait. No I don’t. Bwhahahaa!
