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Caption Jessica Simpson and you could win a fabulous mystery prize. (Meaning caption it with something super hilarious and I will see what crap I can dig up from my swag stash.)
Post your captions in the comment section below. Contest ends tomorrow evening.
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news… “I [...]
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
Palsey victims on speed should not pose for video cameras.
With Simpson’s country label dropping her, she decides she better find another career before she becomes broke and has to beg Lachey to take her back. Simpson decided on stripping, knowing that her “body” wouldn’t drop her as long as there is plastic surgery available.
I been nailing my microphone for years,but it looks like I forgot the condom a few months ago, cuz Im starting to show!
REAL women can perform AND give birth at the same time!
“Quick, where’s the nearest porta potty – well,guess right here will have to do? The 1st trimester is always the toughest.”
You gotta let us know who won this! That’s one awkward picture!
Oh,Oh, I think my water just broke!