Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant
And I am a size 0 and bed Jonathan Rhys Meyers on a nightly basis while living in Disney World and taking dives in my money pit circa Scrooge McDuck. I am pretty sure no life form could survive inside the womb of Lohan. Unless it was an alien baby who lived on blow and Red Bull.
Sources are squealing to anyone who will listen that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant. They insist that Lindsay has been whoring it around for months and is 7 weeks along.
Via Showbiz Spy:
“I swear she’s carrying,” a source said. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days.
“Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”
Linds and Samantha Ronson reportedly broke up in early April. So barely a month ago she went back on the peen. That is if you believe her “I didn’t cheat because my daddy is a gross whore” mantra she was shilling on Ellen a few weeks ago. If that is true…unless there was a turkey baster and black market sperm there is no baby.
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Liz May 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
what the hell is on her head? she looks like she has to snap one off after a few days of only eating cheese.