There’s a reason why Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears would totally mud-wrestle in a cage match for the last Red Bull at a Malibu beach party: It contains cocaine.
Red Bull, or as the Dame calls it, The Breakfast of Champions, has been banned from certain areas in Germany after scientists discovered the energy drink contains the illegal narcotic.
Via The Associated Press:
“The bans started Friday after a sample test conducted by authorities in North Rhine-Westphalia state found 0.4 micrograms per liter in the drink.”
Don’t fret Lohan, your probation hasn’t been violated yet. The traces are small enough that it is believed not to pose a health risk. However, if you fail your next pee test, you can blame all that Red Bull and Vodka you drank the previous night…and early that morning…and in the car on the way over…and in the waitingroom.
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I think this is fake, but any shots at Lohan are OK with me.