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In a stunning display of an interpretive dance about morphing into Cheetara (Thundercats, Thundercats, HO!), Beyonce did a spread for Marie Claire. The features showcases her “I AM” tour costumes and talked about getting her nails did. Apparently she gets Jay-Z’s name and face painted on her acrylics for funsies.
Deep. Very deep.
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As I reportedly earlier the great and all powerful Oprah has brought forth free poultry unto the world. Free KFC coupons are causing riots in some parts of the chicken crazy country. Several people have come forward ready to cut Opie because the snobs at the joint are refusing to accept the coupons.
Per Gawker:
I just returned from my lunch break hoping to use the attached coupon
to score some free KFC grilled chicken at the mid town location 47 E.
42nd Street. Well I guess around 200 people also had the same idea
with coupons in hand.When I finally gave up (after 30 minutes of aguing with other
customers) a small RIOT started going on outside the store with people
screaming at the manager while he wont let them use their free KFC
coupons (issued by OPRAH)
Another person shared a story as another manager was chased down the street by a lynch mob wanting their chicken.
I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago (this was around 42nd and Park)and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken…or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?
I hate to laugh hysterically at people threatening to bust out straight razors on managers with a superiority complex at KFC…..wait. No I don’t. Bwhahahaa!
It just wouldn’t be Wednesday is we didn’t have yet another report that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are getting back together. Sigh. So boring. So 2005.
In Touch Weekly has scored the golden cover story this week. The mag is reporting that Pitt and Aniston met up on the night of April 23 at an “intimate location”. I never thought of the 405 rest stop as intimate, but to each her own.
To top this off, the magazine also has a photo showing that Aniston and Pitt were spotted wearing the same necklace. Oh, the scandal.
This also comes just a day after reports were made that Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette and her husband what’s his face, were spotted talking to Pitt. Perhaps she asked him where he got his necklace.
Via Perez Hilton:
“Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other, reported the snitch.”
I am sorry kids, but I am pretty sure Saint Angelina has a tether strapped to Brad’s ankle at this point. Anytime he gets within a hundred feet of Aniston it sends an electric shock through his body. This must explain that annoyed look Pitt had on his face through most of the Oscars.
Let’s take an informal poll, shall we? Tomorrow Brangelina will emerge from hiding together with how many of their kids? Maddox, Pax, and Z are pretty much givens at this point. Shiloh, likely. But what about the twins? They’ll be all smiles pushing the kids on a swing at a park or at a museum somewhere. Bet.
The biggest news to come out of the MET Costume Gala Monday night wasn’t Rhianna’s D&G suit, or Anne Hathaway’s FemmeBot hair-do. Instead of what people were wearing, the buzz is all about Brooke Shields, Jack Bauer, and a broken designer nose. Say what?
According to various reports today, while at an after party at SubMercer, Kiefer Sutherland witnessed Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough knock sometimes actress Brooke Shields to the floor. Channeling his inner knight-in-shining-armon, Sutherland approached McCollough and demanded he apologize. That’s why the boo-boo hit the fan…or the head hit the nose.
Via Guest of a Guest:
“The REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose!”
Whereas you and I would be flattered to have someone defend our honor, apparently Brooke doesn’t want to be left off the swag list of Proenza Schouler. Her people are denying that there was any altercation between her and McCollough.
Via TMZ:
“Shields’ reps tell TMZ the man Kiefer headbutted Monday night in no way did anything to Brooke that would have warranted the alleged attack.”
There has been no report as to whether or not Sutherland was acting under the influence of alcohol. The actor is known for his many trips to rehab. I would like to believe that he was merely acting out a scene from next season’s “24” where Jack Bauer headbutts both Fiorentini + Baker and steals me the Eternity Boots in gray suade. I can dream, right?
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Oprah is all powerful and is BFF with KFC. Thanks to the tv talk show queen, you can enjoy a free 2 piece meal. All you have to do is sell your soul to Opie and print out the Kentucky Fried Chicken coupon for 2 pieces of the new “Healthy” Kentucky Grilled Chicken, 2 sides and a biscuit.
Want yours? Click HERE.
Ahhh yes, the Met Costume Gala…it’s known to be the Oscars of fashion. Celebs traipse a red carpet simply to be seen in their fiercest garb.
Of course this is the chance to bust out whatever trend you are trying to set. However, some failed miserably. Madonna and her constant need to be in the limelight was ridiculous. Instead of being the old trend setting Madge, she looked desperate for attention. Oh how the mighty fall. Rihanna also showed up in a Dolce and Gabbana suit that looked like it came from a bad 80’ rendition of “Cabaret.” I keep looking for Duckie to pop out with a keytar.
Kristen Dunst sober up long enough to present herself at the event as well. I really wish this girl would wear some form of a bra. I like the dress, but the saggy boobs issue is so distracting. She’s going to be tuck those puppies into her socks one day. It wasn’t all disasters. Anne Hathaway looked ravishing. The Olsen twins both looked on their game for once. Ashley wore a Christian Lacroix plunging cowl back dress while her sister, Mary Kate, wore a silver and grey Lacroix creation.
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I read this and laughed at how ridiculous it sounds. I am pretty sure Shia himself wrote this or paid someone to make this cockamamie story up. I found it hilarious and had to share.
A Shia LaBeouf conquest came forward to share her story on bedding the “Transformers” star. She insists he is the “for a white boy, they dude has some serious SWAGGA.” Her words. Not mine.
Per Back Stage Pazz:
“We went back to his place and talked for awhile. We smoked some weed and drank some beers and he told me about how he broke up with his long time girlfriend, not that I really cared. At the bar we were at a booth and he kept lowly tellin’ me stuff in my ear, like how hot I was and how he wanted me. It was really hot. I had a cheesin’ smile on my face the whole night. We chated [sic] some more then started making out.”
She goes on to detail her night with Shia. If you care to read the nuttery it’s after the cut. Warning, it’s slightly NSFW. Click “Read More…”
A recent family vacation to Arizona’s Grand Canyon could have ended horribly, if it wasn’t for Matthew McConaughey’s quick thinking. McConaughey, his girlfriend Camila Alves, and their 10 month old son Levi were visiting the popular vacation spot when a wild ram began kicking up dust in their direction. So what did the proud papa do? He hid behind the bush with the baby in his arms, of course! Thinking back about the situation, the actor admits that his instincts now makes him laugh after realizing the animal was only trying to find a female ram to mate with.
Per StarPulse:
“I’m holding eyes with this ram getting up real steady…. I need something to get behind in case he charges. I ended up sneaking up behind this briar patch… I sat there for about a 15-second stand-off. Then he popped up over the other side of the cliff. Four lady rams were on the other side.” says McConaughey.
Hilarious, yes. But at least he showed that in any amount of danger, his son comes first. Now his female fans have all the more reason to swoon over him.
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Rumor #412 surrounding the ‘Twilight Saga’ this week involves the hotness that is Mr. Scarlett Johansson, aka Ryan Reynolds.
Our friend Amanda Bell of the ‘Twilight Examiner’ is speculating that Mr. Reynolds is a leading candidate to join the vampire cast as “Garrett” the nomadic vampire in the final piece of the Saga: “Breaking Dawn”. This is merely speculation as Summit Entertainment hasn’t even inked a deal to make the fourth book into a movie. However, it is always fun to play with the hotness that is Ryan Reynolds.
Via the Twilight Examiner:
“Jolly, olive-skinned, and observant, Garrett’s character is [*spoiler*] a sort of speech-giving savior to the Cullens in ’Breaking Dawn’ with the Renesmee situation. Standing up to the Volturi, this somewhat messy wanderer has to use his words to save the day. With Reynolds, we all know that he is a fast-talking, speech-wielding know-it-all type in most of his films, but he can also pull of some rather intense scenes as well.”
Let’s be honest, if he is cast in this movie no one will be listening to anything he says.
Reynolds recently made the movie ‘Adventureland’ with Twilight’s Kristen Stewart. During a press junket for the movie, Reynolds stating the following about my boyfriend Robert Pattinson:
Via Celebrity-Gossip:
“I love ‘Twilight.’ Oh my God are you kidding me? Robert Pattinson in a word – dreamy… Look, I’m not gay – but I’m thinking about it.”
Sorry Reynolds. The kind of six-packs Pattinson enjoys is not the same kind you have to offer. However, I do believe you are on The Dame’s laminated list….just throwing that out there.
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