I’ll admit. Madonna flat out scares me. Old people in general freak me out. They are like children…ok from a reasonable distance. So it doesn’t surprise me when the Hamptons did welcome granny and her 10 page list of demands with open arms.

Per Page Six:

“A couple of weekends ago, Madonna, who recently signed a contract for a townhouse on East 81st Street, stayed at the beautiful Wolffer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack. But our sources report she wasn’t interested in buying the 12,000-square-foot, Tuscan-style villa and 100 acres, which have been on the market since the winery’s well-liked founder, Christian Wolffer, died in a freak boating accident in Brazil on New Year’s Eve — she just wanted to board her horses at the winery’s stables.

Madonna then presented the estate with a 10-page list of demands, according to our source. Among the stipulations were that “no one could be in the riding ring at the same time she was. It was laughable. They turned her down flat.”

Even her horses are the epitome of ego and high maintenance. Those ponies probably have it better than most of us. I bet they get to eat gold and ride other flying ponies while having their hooves done by monks who have taken an oath to Countness Crotchula.