Ferris Bueller House For Sale

Today is 80’s Flashback Day at work. Yes, the Dame gives us flashback days. It’s a far cry from our old Cocktail Hour Every Hour events she used to hold.

It’s sad, as not too many people here remember anything about the 80’s. I do. And I loved many, many things about the 80’s, especially “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”

And now my other flashback friends, we can own a part of that amazing Matthew Broderick flick: Cameron Frey’s house. That’s right. The one with the Ferrari garage. The one designed by noted 20th Century architects A. James Speyer and David Haid. The one best described by Ferris:

“The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.”

Via The Chicago Sun Times:

“The house is listed with four bedrooms and four bathrooms and has a total living area of 5,300 square feet. It’s [sic] listing describes it as a unique ‘architectural treasure’ and is being sold ‘as is.’”

The current owner is asking for a measly $2.3 million-less than Katherine Heigl thinks she deserves for two weeks of work.

It is being reported that the owner has already received several offers for the home. I will submit mine right after the Dame approves my advance on salary.

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Robert Pattinson’s Naked Chest and $20K Kisses

Tell me, who do I make my check out to? “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson auctioned off kisses for two people at $20,000 a piece in Cannes at last nights amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS event. The bidding became so high that Pattinson was split between two bidders, who each paid the massive donation for the chance to win a kiss on the cheek from Sparklepants.

The offer of a special screening of Quentin Tarantino’s World War II revenge movie “Inglourious Basterds” raised 60,000 for the charity. David Furnish, husband of Elton John, generously sold his own watch. Also up for grabs at the auction was one of those ridiculous Chanel-branded Segway scooters and a joking strip-tease from Josh Hartnett. Fortunately for him – and us -bidding never got high enough. Maybe they should have asked Robert Pattinson instead? Bill Clinton’s personal Alpine Alto saxophone, which was signed by the former president, went on to sell for an unbelievable $130K.

Per People:

“Everyone in this room is better off than 99.9 percent of people on this entire earth,” he told the gathering, which also included Marion Cotillard, Robin Wright Penn, Eva Herzigova and Paris Hilton.”

You mean Paris Hilton could actually quit sleezing around for one night for a good cause? I guess miracles do happen!

Sharon Stone hosted the 16th annual event Thursday night at the exclusive Hotel du Cap on the French Riviera. The evening also paid tribute to Liam Neeson’s late wife Natasha Richardson. A emotion-filled Sharon remembered the actress as “a passionate supporter and fund raiser” for the AIDS cause. Later, singer Annie Lennox performed a song in honor of the actress.

Its nice to see stars helping to give back to charities.

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Images Via: INF Daily, Lainey Gossip

Katherine Heigl Is Overpriced

It didn’t take long for Katherine Heigl to get back on her high horse. It seems the “Grey’s Anatomy” actress and resident beyotch was in talks to star with an ensemble cast in Gary Marshall’s romantic comedy “Valentine’s Day”, but she pulled out of the project when her demands weren’t met…or even entertained by the producers.

It seems Heigl and her people came to the table demanding she be paid a staggering $3 million-more than any of the other actors work on the flick-actors that include Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, and Shirley MacLaine.

As if her price tag wasn’t enough, that price is attached to a mere 14 days of shooting. That’s right kids, Heigl believes she’s worth $1.5 million/week.

A rep for Heigl denies the claims via Page Six:

“The story is ludicrous. Early negotiations are a daily occurrence in this business, and just for clarification, Katherine walked away from this project for multiple reasons.”

Multiple reasons? Like not getting $3 million, her own trailer, chef, white roses, personal umbrella holder, and someone to wipe her bum?

Heigl is known for being a major beyotch on sets and often bites and gnaws the hands that feed her.

While shooting “Knocked-Up” she criticized how writer/director Judd Apatow portrayed women in the film, and she withdrew her name from last year’s Emmy race stating, “I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination.”

Hey Katherine, next time you withdraw your name, you are also free to stay home so we aren’t subjected to 10 minutes of you and Seacrest kisses each other’s arses on the red carpet.

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Josh Brolin’s Cheating Ways

When you’re married to one of Hollywood’s most beautiful women, whats a guy to do? Well, cheat of course! On May 21st, Josh Brolin and a local girl named Melissa Green were seen partying together at New Orlean’s Royal Street Inn.

Per In Touch:

“Melissa sat in his lap, and they were kissing each other on the mouth,” the witness reveals. “He nibbled her ears and was caressing her. He was tickling her as she wrapped her legs around him. They looked a little too close for comfort.”

Josh is currently on location in New Orleans filming the movie “Jonah Hex.” After their apparent partying was finished, Josh took Melissa to the movie’s set around 11:35 pm that night. They stuck around there for quite a while and left together at 7:23 am.

“They left together,” a witness tells In Touch. “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.”

Could this be another one of their rough patches they are going through? Josh and wife Diane Lane went through one of those rough patches a few months after being married when Brolin was arrested for domestic battery in December 2004. Both Josh and Diane claimed that the incident was blown out way out of proportion and the charges were later dropped.

So far the only proof offered up is the so-called witness’ account, along with a blurry far away picture of Josh laughing while a woman rests her head on his shoulder that InTouch Weekly is offering up. It could have very well been a friend he worked with or a picture caught at just the right moment to make something out of nothing. It’s all circumstantial, but are the circumstances compelling enough to suggest he cheated? It is Hollywood after all, where cheating is as common as a zit on prom night.

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Images Via: In Touch, Fame Pictures

Celebrity Quotes – Adam Lambert and the Ambiguously Gay Elephant

“There’s an elephant in the room and he is pink.”

- Adam Lambert addressing his sexuality.

Adriana Lima Pregnant

The Victoria Secret self proclaimed virgin until marriage model is pregnant. Sources are all to happy to squeal to NY Daily News that Adriana Lima is pregnant. She recently wed NBA player Marko Jaric after eloping on Valentines day.

It is also said that she is working on planning another wedding ceremony to take place in the next few months. She eloped with Marko and is ready to have a proper shindig circa Gisele Bundchen. Only one wedding day is so last season. The word is that Lima is almost 3 months along in her pregnancy. Gisele is also rumored to be knocked up (read about Bundchen’s rumored pregnancy by clicking here.)

Perhaps they can hold hands in the delivering room.

Bwhahahhahaha!!!!

This is Brooke Hogan’s new album cover. It is also pure nuttery at it’s finest. After you get done laughing so hard you pee a little, please notice they gave her a wisp of arm pit hair. Whew! This shiz needs to be a mural spray painted on the side the van for the Tranny version A-Team.

I needed a good laugh.

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Mel Gibson Confirms Oksana Grigorieva’s Pregnancy – Video

Mel Gibson is now undergoing a very public break up with wife, Robyn Gibson. They have been separated for years, but recently announced their official divorce. This came shortly after photos of Mel kissing and cuddling another woman surfaced (read that story and see those photos by clicking here.)

Being Mel, he went on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show to discuss his new lady love, Oksana Grigorieva. While talking with Leno, he confirmed that Oksana is pregnant.

Jay Leno: I have to ask you something else. I hear these rumors that you guys are going to have a child.
Mel Gibson: This is true. We are having a child.
Leno: Oh, it is true!
Gibson: Yes.
Leno: So this will make 29 for you?
Gibson: Actually 8. I am Octo-Mel now. (smushes lips back mocking Octo-Mom.)
Leno: Do you know what it’s going to be?
Gibson: A human being I think. (laughter)

You know Oksana is doing her jackpot dance waving her Clear Blue Easy positive pregnancy stick in the air followed by some yatch shopping.

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Red Bull Cocaine

There’s a reason why Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears would totally mud-wrestle in a cage match for the last Red Bull at a Malibu beach party: It contains cocaine.

Red Bull, or as the Dame calls it, The Breakfast of Champions, has been banned from certain areas in Germany after scientists discovered the energy drink contains the illegal narcotic.

Via The Associated Press:

“The bans started Friday after a sample test conducted by authorities in North Rhine-Westphalia state found 0.4 micrograms per liter in the drink.”

Don’t fret Lohan, your probation hasn’t been violated yet. The traces are small enough that it is believed not to pose a health risk. However, if you fail your next pee test, you can blame all that Red Bull and Vodka you drank the previous night…and early that morning…and in the car on the way over…and in the waitingroom.

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Images Via: Wenn, Bauer Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Getty

Kristen Stewart Smoking Pot … Again – Photos

Kristen Stewart’s people have some more damage control to take care of this week. Not that she seems to care.

As we have reported here at Hollywood Dame several times (as in exhibit A – Kristen Stewart smoking a bowl of weed on her front porch and exhibit B Stewart in a pot leaf bikini), “Twilight” starlet Kristen Stewart likes to smoke pot down often in broad daylight with plenty of witnesses and even more paparazzi around to snap pics of her.

Here she is, having dinner with co-star Robert Pattinson at a restaurant outside Monteplaciano, Italy this weekend. For dinner? Pasta. Desert? A doobie. KStew is in town with Sparklepants wrapping up the final shots of “New Moon” due out November 20, 2009. You can catch a sneak peek of the film at this Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards.

It was reported by multiple gossipers that Kristen smoked down often while on the Vancouver set of the film (British Columbia law allows smoking marijuana in designated areas). However, she managed to keep from being photographed on those supposed occasions.

Before you start the hate mailing Twi-Hards, please note that Sparklepants was a good boy and wasn’t smoking pot with his costar.

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Images Via: Gossip Teen, Mr.Pattinson