Project Runway Approacheth

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Yes my darlings! I too am shaking with excitement like one of those rats on string that wannabe socialites prance around in Louis Vuitton bags.

Project Runway is fast approaching as we mark down the days on the calendar until August 20th. Lets just hope Lifetime won’t ruin it with weepy beaten women who channeling their inner J.Lo as clients. This will be the debut of PR on the channel. In the words of RuPaul lets hope they “don’t f**k it up.”

Yours truly will be doing recaps and occasional live blogs of the show. Until then enjoy the lame commercial for the return of the show. It was interesting until the cut the bit of me chasing Tim Gunn around begging him to sign my underwear.

Kellie Pickler, Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow Threesome

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Apparently Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock have bumping country uglies. Snore. Through in an affair with Sheryl Crow and we have something to talk about.

Kellie Pickler and Kid started dating around the time they went on a five-day USO concert tour for U.S. troops in the Middle East and Kosovo last December. Since then they have been deemed the “worst-kept secret in Nashville.” Enter the sexy beast Sheryl Crow.

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Crow and Kid had sparked rumors of a hook up around the time they joined musical forces to crank out the song “Picture.” The hit went to the top 10 in 2001. The singers once again stoked the flames of a romance during their duet at this year’s CMT Music Awards.

I have 2 words that could fix this. Maury Povich.

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Michael Jackson: Never Adopted His Kids, Their Real Father Revealed, Joe Jackson Snubbed

So much for letting Michael Jackson rest in peace. After several emails begging for the scoop, we have broken our rule and here is the dirt. (The Dame is a sucker for begging.)

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Not only is there still a great deal of speculation surrounding the pop icon’s death, even more is being revealed concerning his three children: Michael Jr., Paris, and Prince.

First, it is being reported that Jackson was NOT the biological father of the two oldest children (shocker), but also that he never legally adopted the children.

Via TMZ:

“We broke the story that neither Jackson nor Debbie Rowe are the biological parents of Michael Jr. and Paris. And Michael was not the biological parent of Prince Michael II either. Now here’s the rub. We’ve learned Jackson never filed legal papers to adopt any of his children. Legal experts tell us Jackson would be presumed the father but it’s not conclusive by any means.”

To make matters worse, US Weekly is reporting that the children’s biological father is actually Jackson’s former dermtologist (and Debbie Rowe’s boss), Arnold Klein.

Via US Weekly:

“He is the dad. He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth.”

When will this insanity end? And when will someone actually realize that there are children at the heart of this matter?

Apparently, not anytime soon. As of now, Michael’s mother Catherine, has been granted temporary custody of the kids. However, I have a little itch deep inside that is telling me once she learns Michael never officially adopted the children-and therefore aren’t entitled to any of his money-they will be shipped off to Debbie Rowe who will begin her stint on the talk show circuit.

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In case you were wondering about what Jackson’s will stated, so is the rest of the world, the Jackson family in particular. Well, with one little exception. It seems that Michael left his father, Joe “I am about to launch a record label” Jackson out of the will entirely.
Via E!:

“The document—which will no doubt be the centerpiece of a lengthy and ferocious legal battle in months to come—divides the superstar’s estate among his mother, his three children (Prince Michael, Paris and Prince Michael II) and at least one charity.”

Catherine and Joe sought to control Michael’s estate claiming the pop star died without a will when this one, drafted in 2002, surfaced. A lawyer for the family is denying that any will has been presented to the family.

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Twin Babies Photo

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Awww. Babies and junk. Here is the first photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s twin baby girls. Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick were born on June 22nd via a robot. Ok so it wasn’t a robot, but it would have been far more interesting if they had been the product of one. The couple’s first child, James Wilkie, also joined the family photo op.

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Mariah Carey Dressed Up Like a Man to Spite Eminem – Photos

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I was hoping that Mariah Carey dresses up like a man for funsies on the weekend, but I am left disappointed. The Glitter Beast is filming the music video for her latest song “Obsessed.”

Rumor has it that the song is aimed at arch nemesis Eminem. After making fun of Mimi repeatedly, the singer is hitting back with lines like:

“Why are you so obsessed with me/ Boy, I wanna know/ Lying that you’re sexing me/ When everybody knows/ It’s clear that you’re upset with me….You’re delusional/ Boy, you’re losing your mind.”

Oooo! Nothing like the phrase “sexing me” says “I will cut you if you bash Hello Kitty one more time bitch!” According to Just Jared Andy Samberg was going to play the role of the male in the vid, but back out do to it’s anit-Eminem nature.

The weird half beard mixed with 5 o’clock shadow confuses me. She looks like some kind of fancy spray ethnic version of Mr.McFeely. (Holla at Mister Rogers!)

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Rick Astley Not Dead

Seriously Kittens, this is getting out of control.

We have all been overwhelmed this week with the number of beloved celebs who have passed. We are also overwhelmed with the number of false death reports we have received for other celebs who are alive and well like Miley Cyrus and Jeff Goldblum.

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And now, the liars have taken it a step too far by reporting that my first boo, Rick Astley, is dead.

Via The Examiner:

“There’s a purported Associated Press release doing the rounds on the internet stating that Rick Astley is dead. The release is very well done, it’s in the house style, it looks real. However, it didn’t actually appear on the Associated Press wire itself. It’s only circulating second hand.”

Don’t worry-he’s alive and well. The original story, which stated the “Never Gonna Give You Up” singer was found dead in a Berlin hotel room, has since been taken off the internet. A sure sign it was a fake.

Via Idolator:

“The phony story was submitted to CNN’s user-generated, non-edited iReport.com, which, because it carries the imprimatur of the cable news network, gets extra ‘cred’ from credulous readers.”

Make fun of Cyrus and Goldblum all you want, but leave your dirty lyin’ hands off Agent Orange.

Vanity Fair Claims Heath Ledger Was Married and Tried to Sabotage Role in ‘Dark Knight’

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In the August issue of Vanity Fair, the magazine picks at the scab of Heath Ledger. Upon the recent plethora of celebrity loss, the mag once again digs at the actor. The cover features and old photo of Heath smiling and looking healthy with the bolded all capital letters claiming it’s recount of “Heath Ledger’s Final Days” while the spread inside depicts more happy photos of him with the title “The Last of Heath.”

Vanity Fair went back into his personal life and issues while reexamining what led to his death. Their first mistake was reopening a wound over a year old and their second was claiming Heath and Michelle Williams were married. Later, the mag edited and corrected their flubs mentioning their “failed marriage.”

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Via Vanity Fair:

“Terry Gilliam—Ledger’s friend and mentor, and the director of Doctor Parnassus—agrees with Pecorini that the romance between Ledger and Williams began to unravel during the Oscar campaign for Brokeback Mountain. “The whole machinery started growing up around them,” Gilliam says. “That was the moment when it changed, when he realized, Uh-oh. We perceive the world differently. He didn’t care about things like those awards.”

According to Pecorini, “Heath was always blaming himself [about the relationship], asking, What did I do wrong?” Adds Gilliam, “Because he’s a much nicer person than I am, he really thought he could do the right thing. He was trying to be decent and graceful, give her whatever she wanted—the house, every fucking thing. But once it started going south, it went very quickly. He was overwhelmed by lawyers, and there were more and more of them, as if they were breeding. I said, ‘This is bullshit. Heath, just end it. Get out—it’s bad. You’ve got to just walk away from it.’ The stakes kept going up. He wouldn’t listen to any of us.”

As Ledger’s relationship with Williams unraveled, and the pair started dealing with lawyers and custody issues, according to Gilliam, Ledger fell apart. “The thing that really made Heath snap” was legal wrangling over his daughter, Matilda, Gilliam says. “He said, ‘Just f**k all of you! I’m not giving Michelle anything.’” Recalls another source, when it came to Matilda’s care, “there were definitely heated conversations, and emotions were high.” (Ledger’s lawyer declined to comment on any aspect of the separation or custody dispute.)”

To read more about Vanity Fair’s “Last Story of Heath” including allegations of insomnia and attempt to bail on his role as the Joker in “Dark Knight,” Click “Read More…” below.

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Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Results – Rumor

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Reports of supposed autopsy results for singer Michael Jackson are making their way around the World Wide Web. According to the documents, Jackson’s body was emaciated and bald at the time of his death.

Via The New York Post:

“He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out, and he had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for some years. There were four fresh injections around his heart, presumably from attempts to pump adrenaline into it to jumpstart it.”

Though the report seems plausible given the condition the pop icon was last seen in, other sources are reporting that the autopsy results are a fake.

Via TMZ:

“We’ve learned the story making the rounds detailing the terrible condition of Michael Jackson’s body is a fake. A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we’ve learned the ‘autopsy report’ was fabricated and completely false.”

I don’t who to believe Kittens. Though I hate to admit it, TMZ was the first to accurately report Jackson’s passing.

These new rumors come only a day after Joe Jackson and daughter Janet made an appearance at the BET Awards. Though choked-up, Janet managed to state the following:

Via People:

“To you, Michael is an icon. To us, Michael is family. He will forever live in all of hearts. On behalf of my family and myself, thank you for all of your love, thank you for all of your support. We miss him so much. Thank you so much.”

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Actor/singer Jamie Foxx and Beyonce all paid tribute to the King of Pop at the ceremony.

As soon as an official cause of death is released, we will report it to you. Until then, we at Hollywood Dame are going to let Michael rest in peace.

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Hang with Celebs Thanks to Neutrogena

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Here is your chance to hang out with Hayden Panettiere, Vanessa Hudgens, Emma Roberts and Susie Castillo. Neutrogena is going to give away a trip for two to gorgeous L.A. The skincare giant is hosting a Fresh Faces of Music VIP event attended by their famous spokesgirls.

A grand prize winner and their friend will be flown to L.A. provided with 2 nights of accommodations and a chance to meet and greet the faces of Neutrogena. Simply click here to enter the Fresh Faces of Music sweepstakes or head to https://neutrogenamusic.com/ to win.

Britney Spears Goes Brunette on Date with Rumored Fiancé Jason Trawick – Photos

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Here is something that doesn’t involve the loss of a beloved celebrity. Britney Spears went and treated herself to a new brunette weave from what appears to have been purchased from the Salvation Army. Whatever. I love this ho even if she is still rocking a scrunchie on her right wrist. (Hands up anyone who immediately thought of the episode of “Sex and the City” in which Carrie and Burger have the great srcunchie debate.)

Spears and new boyfriend/manager/rumored fiancé, Jason Trawick, went on a small shopping spree on Sunday afternoon. The “Womanizer” songstress hit up “Bed, Bath and Beyond” and fill a cart with their purchases.

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