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Kate Hudson Goes Brunette to Hide from Madonna - Photos

Ok, so that is just a theory. She does have the gigantic sunglasses and floppy hat incognito thing going on.

Kate Hudson is striving to be the next Free Clinic spokesperson and thusly giving Paris Hilton a run for her money. Since her divorce she has been running around with notorious womanizers like the great Butterscotch Stallion (Owen Wilson), Lance Armstrong, Dax Shepard, Jason Statham and a couple of hot male models. To follow she is trumping that by dating icky Alex Rodriguez. Following reports that Hudson was digging into Madonna’s old toy chest, a fictitious feud broke out. Madge pulled the old “Kate Hudson who?” because she is currently nailing her some Jesus.

Now, People is reporting that Kate and Man-Whoreus Maximus are “getting close.” Despite the fact that he is still married, he introduced his new lady to his friends and his been following him around like a groupie.

“Hudson followed Rodriguez on the road late last month to Dallas, when the Yankees played the Texas Rangers in a three-game series. The actress and son Ryder, 5 (dad is Chris Robinson), stayed at the same hotel as Rodriguez, and the couple “worked out together in the fitness center,” says an eyewitness.

For one of the games, she sent Ryder and his nanny to the ballpark while she “stayed behind and watched the game from the hotel,” adds the eyewitness. “She remarked several times about what a big baseball fan she is!”

Ugh, I am getting herpes just from writing about this.

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