Chace Crawford Named Hottest Bachelor and I Demand a Recount

Seriously? This is what we have come to. It’s Jonathon Taylor Thomas 2.0 and he is what we single women have to look forward to? Doomed I tell you…I’m doomed! I might as well shack up with they ambiguously gay couple with the fabulous landscaping and tea cup poodles down the street and give up my search for a man who likes to climb mountains and ride me into the sunset on his horse while agreeing to dress up like a pirate later.

Chace Crawford is a momma’s boy who’s likes to vacation with his little sister, and is admittedly not looking for a GIRLfriend according to People magazine. They named him the hottest bachelor among a sea of hundreds of other men out there. What? Maybe he is the sexiest Pretty, Pretty Princess, but not bachelor. Robert Pattinson and Adam Lambert also made the cut along with Shia LaBeouf, Brody Jenner, Common, Chris Pine, Taylor Kitsch, Ryan Eggold, Kellan Lutz.

Per People:

“On the made-up gay rumors about him and co-star Ed Westwick: “You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, ‘Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?’ I was like, ‘Yeah, man.’ He starts laughing and we’re kind of like, ‘Okay, you want to go play pool and have a beer?’ ”

I get that Gossip Girl is hot right now and I am overly picky in my taste in men, but I am wondering if the mag is loosing it. Last year Mario Lopez, cheater extraordinaire, was their hottest bachelor.

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