By the power of Greyskull Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have twins!
Parker and Broderick have two new additions to their rumored filled life. After dealing with infidelity issues (click here to read about Matty Cakes marital indiscretions), a surrogate carrying their babies has given birth. The surrogate, Sarah, Matty and said babies are currently at East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry where they are under tight security. Word is that the famous couple is planning on making an announcement soon.
The names have yet to make it to the press, but I am sure the will go with something demure being that their first baby was James. I am suggesting Bootlegger Club (nicknamed #14 with cheese) or Belvedere Vodka for boys and Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock or Anabelle Beaverhausen the 2nd for girls.
Quotables:
Dlisted – “I’m guessing that Matthew wants to name the girls Liza and Judy, but SJP has Flicka and Seabiscuit in mind. Liza Flicka and Judy Seabiscuit it is!”
Evil Beet Gossip – “No word yet on names for the babes, but since they named their first child James, I think we can safely assume that these two won’t be called Armchair and Ottoman or anything of that genre.
Did anyone check out the foot wear on these two? What did they do…get dressed in the dark?
What in the hell is under her shirt???? She looks like she’s growing an extra arm under there!