Ugh…I apologizing now. This shiz I am passing as news is all we have this morning cause Hollywood has decided to panties on, stay sober and keep it mundane this morning. So without further delay…I give you Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins girls’ names.
Per People:
“The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon,” the couple say in a statement confirming earlier reports. Born at 3:58 p.m., Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side.”
Start crossing your fingers someone shaves their head will drunk and beats up their lover with a dildo circa “Cops.”
Over the moon!! Well, I guess if you didn’t have to suffer through labor, most women would be “over the moon” with a new baby. Funny how just a couple of months ago, they were “on the rocks” and heading toward divorce.