Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split, Jolie Steals From Oprah

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It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.

This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.

This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.

Via US Weekly:

“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”

These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”

However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.

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Joe Jonas Does Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ Dance – Video

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Back in February the Jonas Brothers decided to give their fans a little something for funsies. They had a contest to make Joe Jonas do something ridiculous and doing the “Single Ladies” dance from Beyonce’s latest album won.

I am kinda surprise they didn’t change the lyrics to “Shoulda put a purity ring on it” and send this nuttery off to Russell Brand.

Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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Kate Hudson Goes Brunette to Hide from Madonna – Photos

Ok, so that is just a theory. She does have the gigantic sunglasses and floppy hat incognito thing going on.

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Kate Hudson is striving to be the next Free Clinic spokesperson and thusly giving Paris Hilton a run for her money. Since her divorce she has been running around with notorious womanizers like the great Butterscotch Stallion (Owen Wilson), Lance Armstrong, Dax Shepard, Jason Statham and a couple of hot male models. To follow she is trumping that by dating icky Alex Rodriguez. Following reports that Hudson was digging into Madonna’s old toy chest, a fictitious feud broke out. Madge pulled the old “Kate Hudson who?” because she is currently nailing her some Jesus.

Now, People is reporting that Kate and Man-Whoreus Maximus are “getting close.” Despite the fact that he is still married, he introduced his new lady to his friends and his been following him around like a groupie.

“Hudson followed Rodriguez on the road late last month to Dallas, when the Yankees played the Texas Rangers in a three-game series. The actress and son Ryder, 5 (dad is Chris Robinson), stayed at the same hotel as Rodriguez, and the couple “worked out together in the fitness center,” says an eyewitness.

For one of the games, she sent Ryder and his nanny to the ballpark while she “stayed behind and watched the game from the hotel,” adds the eyewitness. “She remarked several times about what a big baseball fan she is!”

Ugh, I am getting herpes just from writing about this.

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LeAnn Rimes Stalking Eddie Cibrian

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Woah – Snap! LeAnn Rimes is now being called a stalker by the wife of Eddie Cibrian, the actor Rimes was accused of having an affair (see those LeAnn Rimes cheating photos by clicking here) with during the filming the Lifetime Original Movie “Northern Lights.” It’s been two months since Eddie ended his affair with Rimes, but that’s not stopping his wife Brandi Glanville from standing up for what is rightfully hers, claiming says the country star can’t let go of her obsession with her husband.

Per Us:

“LeAnn is a stalker,” Glanville tells Us. “She refuses to leave us alone — it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance. LeAnn is so desperate for fame she has left her self-respect in the gutter and doesn’t care who she hurts to get what she wants — She’s hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom.”

Leann, who is currently married to Dean Sheremet, first met Eddie on the set of their Lifetime movie earlier this year. Their affair in mid March came to light with a video of the two kissing at a restaurant. Leann and Eddie are also said to have been busted on a three hour tryst at a hotel together around that time. Glanville, who has been married to Cibrian since 2001, says her husband changed his phone number about a month ago in hopes of ending LeAnn’s endless calls and texts. But whats a mistress to do then? Why, counter this move in true psycho mode, of course… by intentionally tracking Eddie down at a Lakers game on May 17th. With two children with Cibrian, Brandi says she is happy and will fight for what she has. Calling LeAnn’s behavior “disgusting”, Brandi believes that the singer is doing this to get back into the spotlight.

Is Leann a jilted lover who is refusing to let go or is Brandi fooling herself as she tries to keep her family together? Rumor has it Leann was supposed to be in Florida for a concert the weekend of the 17th, but cancelled at the last minute claiming she lost her voice. Then low and behold, she’s at the Laker’s game. Leann has all of the makings of a stalker considering all of her past issues… Get her Brandi!

What Others Said:

Dlisted- “If you see a car with an “Attention: Can I Get Some?” bumper sticker, that’s Brandi. Wave hello and shout out the lyrics to “Can’t Fight the Moonlight.”

Crabbies Hollywood – “It was a scene straight out of Springer I bet. “Crazy Country Hos and the Men They Can’t Keep Their Tits Off of.” Mindy McCready has been giving her pointers.”

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‘New Moon’ Photos – Dakota Fanning as Jane, Taylor Lautner Shirtless

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We have been blessed with the “Twilight Saga: New Moon” trailer for three days now. Prior to that, I lost my senses flipping through pic after pic of the movie’s star Robert Pattinson shooting shirtless in Italy. However, what Twihards everywhere haven’t been privy to are pictures of the mean old Volturi vampires…until now.

A creepy picture of Dakota Fanning as Jane, on her way to shoot a scene while in Italy last week has surfaced. Until now, pictures of Fanning and other Volturi cast mates (including Michael Sheen and Jamie Bowen) have been top secret. And I can see why…

…Fanning totally creeps me out when she is just walking around being her normal self. Now, she looks like a sadistic version of Red Riding Hood. Have to give props to the costume department on this one-LOVE that they have put her in mary-janes adding to her supposed innocence.

For the two or three of you that aren’t familiar with Fanning’s character, Jane, she is described as having a Botticelli face but also harbors the ability to make a person believe they are being inflicted with great pain (much like her acting in “War of the Worlds” did to me).

“The Twilight Saga: New Moon” is scheduled to hit theaters November 20, 2009.

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Design for Hollywood Dame

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I know many of you aren’t digging the new layout of the site. Thanks for the emails and comments with your feedback. I read every email I get from you guys and I will take every suggestion into consideration. The redesign is a work in progress. We aren’t done changing things and are currently testing the waters.

So here is a chance to change things for the better. You can have a hand in the new Hollywood Dame makeover. Design a banner for the site and we will make sure to give credit where it’s due and I will see what I can dig up as a thank you. Email me your submissions or even suggestions at HWDame@gmail.com

Good luck!

Nutty Madam – Meet My New Boo

Turn the sound off and then answer this question:

Is this a video of….

A: A deliciously crazy woman watching Jesus re-rise from the grave.
B: A deliciously crazy woman experiencing her first orgasm.
C: A deliciously crazy woman watching the ‘New Moon’ trailer.

Nutty Madam has become The Ultimate Twilight Fangirl by making a slew of You Tube videos that showcase her um…passion for the Twilight saga. I am completely in awe of this girl and her videos have become a guilty pleasure of mine. Like soap operas and booze. I need to recruit her to cover the “New Moon” madness.

My new boo also loves Harry Potter and I think I want to give her a ring and gab about Sparklepants and Rupert Grint’s underrated Rojo Sexypants appeal.

Lindsay Lohan Aims to Ruin Ungaro Fashion House

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Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t achieved her ultimate goal of becoming the next Meryl Streep and is looking to fall on her back up plan. When all else fails there’s always leggings and spray tan.

Currently the part time lesbian is in Paris spreading her…talent. Lohan is after a job as a creative consultant for Ungaro.

Via NY Post:

“According to multiple sources, [she is] talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about signing on as a “creative consultant” for the fashion line. But the current head designer of Ungaro, Esteban Cortazar, is not greeting the rehabbed starlet with open arms.”

It gets better. Upon hearing the new the label was even considering hiring Lindsay, Esteban threatened to leave the fashion house and take his team with him. The owner of the line, Asim Abdullah, seems to think she’d bring “new energy and new buzz.” Unless he is talking Red Bull -energy and a vodka -buzz, I don’t think she’d bring much to the table except remnants of last night’s Taco Bell run.

I couldn’t image why Esteban wouldn‘t want to work along side Lohn. I am sure it has nothing to do with her coke habit or penchant for throwing 6 pound ashtrays at her lovers’ head.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Guess who quit “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” – Backseat Cuddler

Paris Hilton Steals Rihanna’s Dress – Radar Online

Leona Lewis Moves to Hollywood – Allie is Wired

Molly Ringwald is Knocked Up – Knocked Up Celebs

Eminem Not So Happy About Bruno-Gate – Celebrity Smack

Peter Facinelli Will Always Be Mike from ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ – Ten Gossip

Megan Fox Whines About Her Hair More – Celebrity Rumors

Prince Pedro Luis de Orleans Braganza Missing On Flight 447 ) – Bumpshack

Hayden Panettiere Says Sex Scenes are Yucky – Gossip Teen

Angelina Jolie Stays Home with the Kids – Celebitchy