Jennifer Love Hewitt Gives Engagement Ultimatum

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Well they’ve been together for a whole whopping 3 months now, so it must be time to start talking marriage! Jennifer Love Hewitt says she wants to be engaged by this time next year to boyfriend Jamie Kennedy… Or else! Both Jennifer and Jamie were on the “JohnJay and Rich” radio show in Los Angeles yesterday when the rumors of an engagement between the pair was brought up.

Per Us:

“A rumor has come out that Jamie and I supposedly got engaged,” Jennifer said after the two were spotted at a Las Vegas jewelry shop buying a small ring. When her boyfriend heard the engagement reports, “the poor guy was on fire,” she went on. “He was like, ‘No, no, no. That’s not true!’” I was like, ‘God, would that be the worst thing in the world?! Excuse me, but just for a second, there’s a line of people who would probably be OK with that [rumor].’”

Kennedy said he didn’t mean to upset his girlfriend. “The thing is, people asked me, ‘Are you engaged?’ And I just said, ‘No, not at the moment, I’d be a very lucky man,’” he said. “And she got mad at me!”

Jamie then asked Jennifer, who split from fiance Ross McCall late last year, if she could provide him with some kind of timeline for their relationship, and Jennifer told him she expected him to propose by this time next year, or there will be “a situation”… And Jamie didn’t go screaming for the hills… Hmmm – maybe this ones a keeper!

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Conan O’Brien Tonight Show Reviewed as Painfully Unfunny – Video Clips

I adore Conan O’Brien and am sad to hear that his debut on the “Tonight Show” was lackluster. Critics are disappointed too and they aren’t afraid to say it.

“O’Brien commanded the stage, but seemed more comfortable laughing it up with erstwhile sidekick-turned-announcer Andy Richter than in interacting with his 380 audience members.” – The Hollywood Reporter

“In fact, his decision to do sketch upon sketch instead of a tight monologue with smart topical humor was, at times, painfully unfunny.” – New York Post

“He’s from the world of sketch comedy, not monologues, and he sticks with an idea as long as he feels something funny could happen.” – Daily News

The ratings are in and despite the critics wrath, he did amazing in tv ratings. Conan drew the highest overnight ratings for a Monday episode in four years. (In 2005 the strongest Monday night ratings centered around a tribute to Johnny Carson. ) He won his time period by a 154% over CBS’s “Late Show with David Letterman.”

I personally wasn’t able to watch his debut as I was feeding hungry children and donating clothes to the needy. Ok..ok…I was getting blitzed with a few friends and shopping for tube tops. Regardless, I am hoping that this turns around for him. Everyone has performance issues their first time. (That applies to more than one situation.) So, for those of you who did watch, what did you think?

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Britney Spears Plans Sexy Parties Complete with Naked Acrobats and Midgets

Ah, yes. Who doesn’t love a sexy party?

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Britney Spears is planning a helluva good time after she kicks off her Circus tour in the UK. Her first venture across the pond will be tomorrow in London. What should be more exciting is her after party. According to reports, she has hired a slew of nude entertainment in the form of acrobats and dwarves.

Per Contact Music:

“The ‘Womanizer’ singer – who kicks off the UK leg of her ‘Circus’ tour at the city’s O2 arena tomorrow (03.06.09) – has hired naked acrobats, topless burlesque performers and dancing dwarves to perform after each of her eight shows.”

Eight nights of nudeness and dancing. It’s like Chanukah for pervs.

“A source said: “It’s going to be crazy. Britney wanted to throw parties people will be talking about for years. I promise you, you’ve never seen anything so explicit in your life.”

Oh that Britney’s shameless…and I love every dirty bit of it.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Eat Food Together – GASP!

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After letting down Twi-hards everywhere by avoiding a smooch during the MTV Movie Award for “Best Kiss”, it looks like “New Moon” stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have finally succumbed to the media hype surrounding their “We’re really not dating” relationship.

According to several sources, the two headed out for dinner following the “Twilight”-dominated awards ceremony on Sunday evening…alone. That’s right kids. Just the two of them. No KStew boyfriend, Michael Arangano in sight. No best-friend who wants to bed Sparklepants, Nikki Reed anywhere to be found. No agents, no managers.

And X-17 goes even further reporting that the two then returned to the Charlie Hotel in Hollywood where they checked out a room…wait for it….wait…together!

The two then submerged from their room the following morning as Rob packed up and headed for LAX. Kristen accompanied him to the ride, said goodbye, and maybe, just maybe a little lip action occurred.

Via X-17:

“Rob was preoccupied with getting all his stuff in the car and Kristen was hiding behind her sunglasses, looking a little tired, but waiting to say goodbye. Right before Rob got in the SUV, the couple stood behind the car door and I’m pretty sure there was a brief kiss!”

OK kids. Before some of you jump for joy, and the rest of you jump off a bridge (because you fear Rob is now taken), let’s play the assumption game, shall we?

First, if I have guy friends. And, on occasion, I have dinner with them. It’s no big deal. Also, it wouldn’t really seem out of the ordinary to stay in the same hotel as your friend, and really, there is no proof that the two shared a room.

Second, if that friend was leaving in the morning to catch an early flight, I would walk with him to his car, say goodbye, and even give him a peck on the cheek before he left.

However, my guy friends look nothing like Sparklepants thus making those two assumptions null and void, leading me to the third: they are totally doing it.

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Johnny Depp Names a Beach After Heath Ledger

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It’s no secret that sex-on-a-stick, Johnny Depp, has a special place in his heart for Heath Ledger. Depp was one of the 3 actors to finish Heath’s last project, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.” He, Jude Law and Colin Ferrell each took a role in finishing the film and then donated their paychecks to Matilda Ledger.

Johnny also a special place dedicated to the memory of Heath on his 45-acre private Bahamian island, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. It’s his sanctuary and calm from the media storm that follows Depp.

Via Vanity Fair:

“Little Hall’s Pond has six different beaches–named after Depp’s partner, Vanessa Paradis, and their children, Lily Rose and Jack, as well as his mentors Hunter S. Thompson and Marlon Brando–each with a personality and cove of its own, and one patch of water deemed “Heath’s Place” after the late actor Heath Ledger. There are several small residences, all solar-powered, and transportation consists of a fleet of green golf carts.

“I don’t think I’d ever seen any place so pure and beautiful,” Depp tells Brinkley of the island. “You can feel your pulse rate drop about 20 beats. It’s instant freedom. And that rare beast–simplicity–can be had. And a little morsel of anonymity…. Whenever I was getting frustrated about being ‘novelty boy’ and making movies, I told myself, Calm down. I can come down here and disappear.”

That settles it. I want my own island.

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Photos of Rihanna and Chris Brown in Bed Together Surface – Sex Tape Next

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That’s the rumor. Today some photos of Chris Brown and Rihanna in bed together surfaced. The pictures show a couple of tender moments between the couple, showing Chris’ softer side. The link curiously comes on the heels of the announcement that Rihanna will be testifying against Brown in court. While these are hardly scandalous, they are merely boring pics compared to what is next.

A Rihanna and Chris Brown sex tape rumor has been making rounds through the gossip chains for awhile. Nude photos of Rihanna also appeared on the net after recently. Now, insiders insist that their tape is being shopped, but the price tag and timing are a problem. Also rumors that Brown is behind the impending leak are growing according to gossip theories. The latest being that the tape will hit just before Rihanna takes the stand in effort to discredit and further crush her.

But remember…he isn’t a monster…he just wants you to buy his album.

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Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Rumors Photo

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In kinda sad but not surprising news, Kim Kardashian is engagement ring shopping. In January of 2008 she was sporting and 7 karat diamond ring that was rumored to be an engagement ring, but those rumors proved false.

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” resident rump has been dating Reggie Bush thanks to a set up by former friend, Paris Hilton. Kim is expecting a proposal from Bush and hoping that he is willing to sell his kidney on the black market as the rock she wants is just below the $20 million.

Per E! Online:

“She found one the other day and she was like, ‘It’s only $20 million,’ ” Kourtney says.

Kim promises that’s not the real price but says with a laugh, “I exaggerated a bit so that when he went in, he would feel like he’s getting a good deal.”

Nothing like tricking someone into buying you an outrageous rock. That should be on a Hallmark card. “Baby the ring you will buy me is $20 million. Just kidding it’s only $15 million. Aren’t you lucky to have my azz to bounce nickels off of? Love, Sugar Pants!”

Jennifer Hudson Pregnant – Baby Bump Photos

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Looks like the rumors were true! Grammy-winning singer and Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson is in fact pregnant with her first child. Felicia Fields, a longtime pal of Jennifer, confirmed to the paper that Jennifer’s baby shower was held on Saturday.

Per Chicago Tribune:

“It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family,” says Fields of Saturday’s get-together in a relative’s home. “They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet… It was a nice time that we had,” Fields said of the shower. As for whether Hudson received blue or pink gifts, Fields said, “They don’t know [the gender]. More yellow.”

Fields didn’t want to get into when the baby is due, but speculation is that Hudson is many months along – maybe even close to seven months pregnant. Jennifer has been giving the “no comment” answer on pregnancy questions since the spring while her manager and publicist has previously denied that she is pregnant. Hudson got her career started by appearing in season 3 of “American Idol.” She is engaged to former reality TV star David Otunga, a graduate of Harvard Law School who appeared on “I Love New York 2” and is currently pursuing a career as a pro wrestler.

After everything this girl has gone through it’s nice to see that she is finally receiving some joy in her life. Congratulations Jennifer & David!

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MTV Movie Awards Winner’s List and Photos

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The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and to no one’s surprise, “Twilight” was the big winner. The night started with the vampire franchise winning the Best Fight award for Robert Pattinson’sEdward’ vs. Cam Giganet’sJames’ showdown in the ballet studio.

Sparklepants also picked up the award for Best Breakout Performance-male, Kristen Stewart took home the Best Female Performance award, and the two shared the coveted Best Kiss popcorn statuette beating out Sean Penn and James Franco’s man-on-man lip lock from the film “Milk”. “Twilight” also won Best Movie.

For those of you who joined us on the LiveChat over at Bumpshack.com, we hoped you enjoyed yourself and made it through our online screeching and screaming during the “New Moon” trailer. (See it by clicking here.)

The highlight of the evening in my opinion was the arrival of Bruno aka Sasha Baron Cohen. He came floating down from the sky, dressed like a nude angel, and planted his man parts right on the chin of rapper Eminem. Then all hell broke loose. A clearly upset Em began to drop F bombs faster than the censors could hit their little black button, and well, the rest is MTV History.

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Via US Weekly:

“It is not yet known if the rapper was in on the joke. But once Cohen was off Eminem, the rapper jumped up and stormed out of the theater with his bodyguards, as Zac Efron was named the winner of the category.”

Zac Efron tried to use his hair to distract the crowd as Eminem stormed out of the amphitheater. It didn’t work. Your hair is so last year Efron.

2009 MTV Movie Awards Full Winners List After the Cut. Click “Read More…” to see it.

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Official ‘New Moon’ Full Trailer – Video

Well kittens it has come. The first official trailer for the “New Moon,” the second installment of the “Twilight” films. Thoughts? The first peek took place at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. A recap is on it’s way.

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