Miley Cyrus NOT Dead in Car Accident

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Because there are very sick people with no lives of their own out there, another Miley Cyrus death rumor is running amok.

Someone hacked into a number of celebrity Twitter services and announced their deaths. “Miley Cyrus dead”, “Britney Spears dead”, “Louie Anderson dead”, “Harrison Ford dead”, “Jeff Goldblum dead” were all announced via the media messaging network. Rest assured all of the above celebrities are alive and fine. The “Hannah Montana” starlet was said to have perished in a terrible car accident. Obviously there is no truth to this. This is the 274th (just a guess) rumor of her death.

Lets hope that it stays just a rumor. Within weeks (most within days) of each other, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Gale Storm, Billy Mays and David Carradine have all passed away far too soon.

So The Dame begs of you to drive safely, replace drugs with an addiction exercise and have a safety word while getting your kink on.

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Ugly Betty’s Anna Ortiz Gives Birth

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After the lasts weeks news, its nice to be able to report on something happy. “Ugly Betty” star Anna Ortiz and her husband Noah Lebenzon welcomed their first child into the world on Saturday. The baby girl, Paloma Louise Lebenzon, was born on Saturday at 4:25 p.m. in New York City weighing in at 7lbs. 10oz. Both mother and baby are doing fine.

Per People:

“She is elated and completely glowing,” said Ortiz’s rep. “She is surrounded by her friends and family and so happy to be a mom. She is just really enjoying the moment. The baby is absolutely beautiful.”

Ortiz admits that she came to the hospital prepared with five different names to choose from, and finally decided on Paloma after getting to know the new arrival. Reports say the name Paloma may have been influenced by Salma Hayek, executive producer of “Ugly Betty.” She and her husband Francois-Henri Pinault have a daughter named Valentina Paloma.

Congratulations to the new parents!

Billy Mays Found Dead – Video

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In what is turning out to be a horrid weekend, another well known face has died. Billy Mays, rival to the Sham Wow/hooker beater, has died.

Billy Mays was a pitchman that could scream about the benefits of Oxiclean while encouraging you to $19.95 for crap you don’t need. He recently started a tv series on the Discovery channel called “Pitchmen” to discover the next inventor of As Seen on TV product “inventor.”

Mays was found dead in his Florida home at 7:45 this morning. The 50 year old had been on plane that suffered a flat tire upon landing. He mentioned being bumped in the head, but brushed it off as no big deal.

Per TMZ:

“He told a local TV station, “All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head.”

We’re told Mays was at his home around 6:00 PM last night, and according to a source Mays was “acting fine and normal … he was talking business with his father-in-law.”

No official cause of death has been named. Police have ruled out foul play and an autopsy will be performed tomorrow afternoon. Most are assuming that the bump on his head during the landing. Billy Twittered the incident in an eerie last message.

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Once again, our deepest condolences to those effected by the loss of Billy.

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Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, Dead at Age 50

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Today is a very, very sad day. On the heels of Farrah Fawcett‘s passing, news has surfaced that Michael Jackson has also died. He was only 50 years old. The legendary pop star suffered cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his home in Holmby Hills. A 911 call was made from his residence at 12:21pm pacific time. When paramedics arrived on the scene, Michael is said to have stopped breathing, with no visible pulse. After not being able to revive him, he was then was rushed to UCLA Medical Center and was said to have slipped into a coma for a short while before being pronounced dead around 3:15pm pacific time. The L.A. Times confirmed his death.

Jackson had been due to start a series of comeback concerts in London on July 13 running until March 2010. The singer, whose hits included “Thriller” and “Billie Jean,” had been rehearsing lately in Los Angeles for the past few months. A spokespersons for Jackson so far could not be reached for comment. Michael is survived by three children, Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

What a very sad week in Hollywood, indeed. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson. Our thoughts, prayers, and hearts go out to the family and friends.

Open Commenting Post

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Alright kittens I am sad to say that I will be away for a bit. This little Dame is headed to be by a friend’s side. I hope to return very soon.

Treat this as an open post. Chat about anything you like in the comment section below. Perhaps socialism versus capitalism or Twilight versus True Blood can be a topic.

Jackie Onassis Kennedy Seduced Marlon Brando

I love this woman. Jackie Onassis Kennedy was pioneer of fierce women.

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Of course having the last name Kennedy attached to yours brings scandal and secrets. According to Marlon Brando, Jackie was a sexual beast and seduced him on more than one occasion. In the Brando memoir, “Songs My Mother Taught Me,” the Oscar winner detailed an account of two passionate nights of sex and romance with Onassis. The original draft of the book contained the story of their hook up, but was later cut by an friend of Jackie before the 1994 book hit the market.

C. David Heymann has since gotten his hands on the edited sexual liaison story and put it in his book, “Bobby and Jackie: A Love Story.”

Per Page Six:

“The first time, “according to Brando, [their] three-hour meal included a good deal of drinking . . . Jackie and the actor danced and drank. During their dance, Jackie, deeply attracted to Brando, ‘pressed her thighs’ suggestively into his. They danced again, then sat down and began to ‘make out,’ ” according to Heymann.”

“He relates: “In Brando’s words, ‘From all I’d read and heard about her, Jacqueline Kennedy seemed coquettish and sensual but not particularly sexual. If anything, I pictured her as more voyeur than player. But that wasn’t the case. She kept waiting for me to try to get her into bed. When I failed to make a move, she took matters into her own hands and popped the magic question. ‘Would you like to spend the night?’ And I said, ‘I thought you’d never ask.’ ”

Less than a week later Jackie and Brando meet up again for an overnight adventure at Sutton Place. However, this was the last time they met up. Jackie then ended things. Marlon explained that she simply showed no interest in “pursuing him” any further.

Saucy minx. Good for her. I spend 3 days a week seducing a guy at the gym I dubbed Thor by ditching my sports bra (to combat uniboob) and asking him if he’d like to help me stretch my glutes.

Jennifer Lopez’s Sweetface Clothing Line Fails

This is a karmic retaliation for snubbing “Project Runway.”

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Jennifer Lopez is putting a halt to her Sweetface line which only appealed to tweens and people still holding onto the Uggs craze. The fur encrusted line will cease it’s operation after the spring 2009 line. If you recall it made it’s start in the urban street wear genre and ended up being passed off as high end goods. According to WWD, camp Lopez is pulling a Lauren Conrad and stating that the line is “just on hiatus.” Her peeps claim the company is giving the line a (much needed) makeover.

She still has JLO to fall back on. The 2001 launched line is still breathing in markets outside of the U.S. In 2007 she closed the line in America and invented Justsweet. That line also closed after a failure to sell.

Now I do feel bad for all those who are now out of a job. Think of all those hookers who will be effected by this.

Quotables:

Bossip – “Don’t feel bad for J-Lo. She’ll come up with some other wack @ss way to gank you for your loot.”

Amy Gindhouse – “It’s cheap hookers and cheap velour tracksuits for everybody, until over-priced duds come back into fashion.”

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Katy Perry Twitters Nude Photos of Herself

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Look, I am not judging anyone. We all have pictures of us out there we would like destroyed, yes? Mine? Well, mine involves the Dame’s last Fourth of July picnic, her pool boy, and a case of Corona. But I digress…and I certainly didn’t Twitter it.

It seems when singer Katy Perry has a little downtime from dry-humping fruit and entering Zoey Deschanel look-a-like contests, she likes to take long, hot, mozzerella filled baths.

Perry posted the pic of her Naked Pizza Bath on her Twitter account along with the message, “I have no self control.” It’s OK Katy, I told the pool boy the same thing.

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Farrah Fawcett in Intensive Care-Last Rites Given – UPDATED

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It appears that Charlie’s hottest angel, Farrah Fawcett has taken a turn for the worst. Fawcett has made her battle with cancer public, especially in the last few weeks. And now, it appears the star’s days are few.

Via Extra:

“Extra has learned that Fawcett is now in the intensive care unit at the hospital, joined by longtime love Ryan O’Neal. Mela Murphy, Fawcett’s friend and hairdresser of 18 years who has described her as ‘fearless,’ is at Farrah’s bedside, along with Alana Stewart. Extra has also learned that a priest has been called in — Farrah has always been a devout Catholic.”

Rumor has it the priest has been asked to deliver Fawcett with her last rites. Fawcett’s long-time love, Ryan O’Neal, announced a few days ago that he and Fawcett planned to remarry.

Our hearts are with Farrah and her loved ones at this difficult time. We all continue to hope for a miracle.

UPDATE: Farrah Fawcett has died at the young age of 62. The “Charlie’s Angel” starlet passed away at 12:28 this afternoon. She was surrounded by her loved ones, longtime partner Ryan O’Neal, friend Alana Stewart, friend and hairdresser Mela Murphy.

“She’s gone. She now belongs to the ages,” O’Neal tells PEOPLE, also confirming that she received last rites. “She’s now with he mother and sister and her God. I loved her with all my heart. I will miss her so very, very much. She was in and out of consciousness. I talked to her all through the night. I told her how very much I loved her. She’s in a better place now. “She was with her team when she passed … Her eyes were open, but she didn’t say anything. But you could see in her eyes that she recognized us.”

Our sympathies and condolences to those effected by the loss of this wonderful woman.

Courtney Love Starving to Death – Photos

Great gobs of Gucci! What is that?!?

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Courtney Love looks like she wandered out of Auschwitz. Old girl is looking scary skinny. She has publicly battled her weight issues along with her drug demons for years. At the beginning of this year she revealed to Elle magazine that she wished she could get a gastric band to control her weight, but was rejected for not actually needing it.

Per Elle Via Daily Mail:

“If I could get a gastric band I would,” she told Elle magazine. “I’ve heard it’s a lot of vomiting and a pain in the ass, but it’s still easier than a diet.”

Currently reps and Ms. Love state that it is merely stress taking it’s toll.

Hmmm. Stress, heroine…potato, potato.

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