Morgan Freeman’s Affair with Step Granddaughter

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These sources better have their shiz straight if we are going to be kicking Morgan Freeman out of the sexy bitch club. It appears he has pulled a Woody Allen.

If you believe the National Inquirer, Freeman’s divorce from his wife of 25 years was caused by Morgan’s alleged affairs. The 72 year old has been maintaining a secret affair with his 27 year old step granddaughter for nearly 10 years. Being that I am a math wiz, that means Freeman had been having relations with an underage relative. Icky. His affair with his first wife’s granddaughter, E’Dean Hines, is just part of the reason they are now divorcing. He also had a mistress named Mary Joyce Hays. What makes this all even more icky is the fact that he raised her since she was a little girl. E’Dean had confront his Myrna and told her about a drunken encounter the two had at a friend‘s home.

Per National Inquirer:

“Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source revealed. “E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”

That didn’t stop the two according to the rest of the story. Most recently they attended the premier of “The Dark Knight” hand in hand. No one thought much about the young date as Morgan introduced her as his granddaughter. The incest charges wouldn’t stand as she is not his blood relative.

I hereby kick Morgan Freeman out of the sexy bitches club.

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Robert Pattinson Out With Two Females in NYC While Kristen Stewart is in LA

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Uh oh Sparklepants… You have some serious splainnin’ to do! Robert Pattinson was seen out early Wednesday morning in Manhattan with two females – neither of which was rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart. The trio were seen at the Bowery Hotel enjoying a couple of beers and sharing some light hearted conversation.

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Per Radar Online:

“One of the two women Rob was with was definitely Camilla Belle, one of his ‘rumored’ girlfriends,” the source said. “The other I only caught a quick glance of — and it could have been Emilie De Ravin but I can’t swear to it. She was blond and beautiful.”

While Emile is Robert’s newly single co-star in the film “Remember Me“, the same can’t be said for Camilla. Uh oh Miss Belle… Looks like you have some serious explaining to do yourself to current beau Joe Jonas! The source goes on to say that with no paparazzi around to catch them, everyone piled into a cab together and left but at least one person didn’t seem too happy: miss Camilla.

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Per Radar Online:

“Camilla looked very comfortable to be around Rob. How she felt about sharing him on this night out with the other woman I’m not sure of,” the witness said.

This is not the first time Robert has been linked to Camilla. The pair were seen together in California in December, brushing off the outing as nothing more than friends having lunch together. It was only a matter of time before the rumors started about Robert and Emilie – poor guy can’t even be in the same room without rumors flying. Wonder what KStew has to say about all this. Oh what a tangled web we weave…

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Fashion face Off Heather Graham Vs. Kristin Cavallari Vs. Heidi Montag

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All three blonde…ahem…stars.. (I too laughed) wore this revealing Herve Leger dress. Heather Graham was first to run the look at the premiere of “Hangover.” The next day Kristin Cavallari wore an identical dress to a fashion party in the hills. Heidi Montag brought up the rear and wore it to dinner the same week.

Liv Tyler Stops Woman from Beating a Child – Photos

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Liv Tyler has a heart for children. While driving down the street in L.A. a woman who was hitting a child in the chest repeatedly caused Liv to literally slam on her breaks and jump out of the car. Photogs witnessed Tyler coming to the aid of the child being hit and trying to intervene.

Per X17 Photographers:

“Tyler was driving alone and saw the incident taking place on the sidewalk – someone who appeared to be a grandmother or caretaker for a boy was screaming at him and hitting him on the chest as he sat in his stroller wailing.”

“Liv almost caused an accident and she hit the brakes, did a U-turn, and pulled over on the side of the road to reprimand the woman. Unfortunately the woman didn’t speak English and kept telling Tyler “No entiendo. (I don’t understand.)” Liv was telling her “You can’t do that! I’m going to call the police; I’m going to call Child Services!”

While I don’t recommend putting your nose in someone else’s issue, I commend Liv for intervening in a situation like this.

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Dear People Magazine, This is What Hot Looks Like…

People magazine needs to take note. This is what hot looks like.

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The magazine recently named Chace Crawford as the hottest man-child on the market (click here to read about that blasphemy). After many exclaimed WTF!?!, Entertainment Weekly has swooped in to rectify all that had become wrong in this world. Yes, I know Ryan Reynolds is married to that walking set of boobs, Scarlett Johansson, but my point here is that Reynolds would not be fighting you for the last highlighting cap at Sally’s Beauty Supply. (Thanks for pointing that out Michael!)

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Ricky Martin Confirms Obvious Gayness

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Ricky Martin may have accidentally come out to a Spanish mag. He has throngs of half nude women in most of his videos and has panties thrown on stage when he busts out his loca, but he confirmed his sexuality to Aqui magazine (via Metro) stating:

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“[My] heart could belong to a woman or a man.”

Since he popped onto the scene with his wiggly hips and perfectly highlighted hair, we have all questioned his sexual preference. Personally I think it’s great to come out. Gay, straight or Clay Aiken just be who you are.

So I am sending a nice fruit basket in congratulatory celebration.

UPDATE: Ricky Martin has Officially come Out of the Closet! CLICK HERE TO READ THE BREAKING NEWS!

Saint David Archuleta’s Dad Arrested for Hooker Outreach Program

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I am sure he was just paying her to help paint a garage or mow the lawn. Strike that, Jeff Archuleta was in a dodgy massage parlor getting a happy ending.

David Archuleta launched into stardom after making it the final two spots on “American Idol.” It was a battle of the David’s as his competitor, David Cook, won the title. During the competition there were constant reports that Archie senior was a stage dad. He would blast his son if he didn’t performing up to his standards and interfered in the other contestants backstage lives. Eventually Idol producers banned him from rehearsals and back stage.

Early this year, Jeff was getting a massage from a woman in lace panties when police raided the parlor after a doctor who was renting the building became suspicious of their practice and called the cops. He was face down on the able just finishing up his massage when two officers entered and arrested him.

Via Radar:

“We read him his Miranda rights twice. The second time because he said he didn’t understand them the first,” Det. Sgt. Salazar. “During the questioning, he said he’d found the place on Craig’s List. He was asked if he’d received any sexual services and he said he had.”

Now he is back tracking and his attorney has gotten him off with a class B misdemeanor and soliciting a prostitute. He plead no contest and paid a fine of $582. He claims he only went to the Reiki Massage Parlor for a back issue. Jeff stated he found the parlor on Craig’s List.

I guess if you can find llamas on Craigs List you can also find naked massage therapists with magical back healing powers.

Justin Tiberlake Cheats On Jessica Biel (According to Lindsay Lohan)

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Jessica Biel’s meal ticket just ran out. That is, if you believe Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter.
That’s right. Apparently, Justin Timberlake had one too many shots of Patron last night at NYC’s Avenue nightclub and, after dancing on his booth, made out with a lucky club goer.

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Via Poison Ivy:

“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat. Only problem is, JT is still together with Jessica Biel!”

Is it me, or is that brunette Cisco Adler?!?

Timberlake’s secret would have been safe had he chosen a bar with a dress code. It seems Avenue lets anyone in which means Lindsay Lohan was there…with her iPhone…logged on to her Twitter account.

Around 3:00 AM, Lohan tweeted the following:

“…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?”

She’s really deep. So deep, I need boots.

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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan – Again!

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In their recent “blink-and-miss-the-brief-reconciliation” relationship, it seems as if Samantha Ronson has again found her brain and ended things with kleptomaniac Lindsay Lohan. A pal of Ronson says that while the couple never officially reconciled romantically, their relationship has now hit the ultimate dead end with no chance of even a friendship remaining after Lohan has reportedly been publicly displaying some disturbing and maniac behavior lately.

Per People:

“Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” says the source. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.

The source also claims that Lindsays recent antics are what prompted Sam to cut Lindsay out of her life. In addition to being investigated for a jewel theft from an Elle photo shoot in London (read about that here), Lohan posted a half naked photograph of herself yesterday on her Twitter with the caption “I’m THAT bored!” before twittering a personal shout-out to Ronson saying “I can’t sleep. Samantha Ronson — it’s your fault.” Later, Lindsay accused Samantha of cheating, again by twittering, “Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face(s)?? SR?”

The pair are said to have broken things off again Monday night after a brutal argument over none other than Nicole Richie. Apparently Nicole has always been a major sticking point in the relationship between Ronson and Lohan, making no secret of her distaste for Lindsay.

Per E!:

“Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source.

After having dinner with Nicole at Izakaya on Monday night, Sam allegedly sent Lindsay a breakup text, giving her the old heave-ho and telling her not to talk to her ever again. Doesn’t seem like its really affected Lindsay much however, as she was seen yesterday in good spirits out shopping in NYC. Whats it going to take for Lohan to clean up her act? I dont feel sorry for her – she’s made her bed, now its time to lay in it.

Wonder how long it will take until they are photographed together again. By the time you finish reading this, they’ll probably be back on… again.

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Chace Crawford Named Hottest Bachelor and I Demand a Recount

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Seriously? This is what we have come to. It’s Jonathon Taylor Thomas 2.0 and he is what we single women have to look forward to? Doomed I tell you…I’m doomed! I might as well shack up with they ambiguously gay couple with the fabulous landscaping and tea cup poodles down the street and give up my search for a man who likes to climb mountains and ride me into the sunset on his horse while agreeing to dress up like a pirate later.

Chace Crawford is a momma’s boy who’s likes to vacation with his little sister, and is admittedly not looking for a GIRLfriend according to People magazine. They named him the hottest bachelor among a sea of hundreds of other men out there. What? Maybe he is the sexiest Pretty, Pretty Princess, but not bachelor. Robert Pattinson and Adam Lambert also made the cut along with Shia LaBeouf, Brody Jenner, Common, Chris Pine, Taylor Kitsch, Ryan Eggold, Kellan Lutz.

Per People:

“On the made-up gay rumors about him and co-star Ed Westwick: “You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, ‘Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?’ I was like, ‘Yeah, man.’ He starts laughing and we’re kind of like, ‘Okay, you want to go play pool and have a beer?’ ”

I get that Gossip Girl is hot right now and I am overly picky in my taste in men, but I am wondering if the mag is loosing it. Last year Mario Lopez, cheater extraordinaire, was their hottest bachelor.

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