Calvin Klein ‘Threesome’ Billboard Sparks Controversy

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The marketing strategists at Calvin Klein have come a long way from featuring Marky Mark in his underwear. Now the design house is coming under heat this week for a “provocative” billboard the company is using to peddle jeans.

The billboard, which is on display in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City, features a young-looking topless female model lying chest-to-bare chest with a male model that has his hand in her pants. She, of course, is kissing a second male model while another one watches from the floor below.

I am not too sure what all the hub-bub is surrounding that situation as I often find myself in the same situation at the Dame’s Christmas parties and company picnics. However, some New Yorkers are in an uproar.

Via New York Daily News:

“’It’s borderline pornographic’, said neighborhood resident Lisa Marchese, 36, a marketing specialist. ‘They all look so young, particularly the girl. And to portray them in a threesome – it’s just taking it too far.’”

Please note that these comments are being made by a person who is living in a city where I once witnessed a foursome on the street involving a woman, a drag queen, a midget and some kind of exotic animal. And it was noon on a Tuesday.

So what do you think kittens? Has Calvin taken it too far this time?

Brangelina Buys a Hospital Wing Because They Can

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Ok kittens. It is a terribly dry morning in the new well. It appears that Lindsay Lohan stayed sober this weekend so there is no drunken mayhem to report. So instead here is some crap about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie buying a hospital wing.

Brangelina donated $1 million to Pitt’s hometown hospital. The St. John’s hospital in Springfield, Missouri is getting a new wing thanks to the generous good-doing of the power couple. In honor of their donation, the addition will be named St. John’s Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center after Pitt‘s mother. Brad’s entire family was also in on the hefty sum. Their donation will also fund cancer specialists involvement with hospital which will become one of only 6 affiliates of St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital.

Kendra Wilkinson’s Baby Bump Photo

After Kendra Wilkinson confirmed she was in fact pregnant (click here to read about that), she shared a photo of her baby bump on her blog.

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It’s adorable that she is so excited. (She does know how are born right?) Congrats to the happy couple.

Image Via: Kendra’s Blog

Madonna Wins Mercys’ Adoption Appeal

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Watch out Angelina, looks like Madonna is catching up to you! In a desperate bid to add another baby to her collection, Madonnas adoption appeal for Mercy James has been approved. Overturning a lower court decisions, her Madgesty is now allowed to adopt a second child from Malawi.

Per People:

“I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James. I am ecstatic … My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” Madonna said in a statement through her spokesperson Friday.

Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo ruled that her initial denial by the lower court was based on an old law. Although she hasn’t lived in the country for the required 18 months, the court said it should have taken into consideration her philanthropic efforts in the community. Madonna founded the charity “Raising Malawi” which helps to feed, educate and provide medical care for some of Malawi’s more than 1 million orphans. While preparations to bring 3 year old Mercy to America are now underway, it will take anywhere from 3-5 days to go through the necessary paperwork and to schedule the private jet with either Madonna’s lawyer or the director of her Malawi charity making sure she gets on the plane and arrives to the US okay… Wait, so let me understand this – she made such a big fuss over this adoption ordeal but now can’t find the time in her busy schedule of bumping uglies with Jesus to go and pick up the child herself?

Madonna’s lawyer said she was “ecstatic” when she heard the news that the adoption was finalized. Until she leaves, it is believed that Mercy may be moved to the Kumbali lodge where Madonna stays when she is Malawi. Mercy will join Madonnas other children children Lourdes, Rocco, and David, in New York where it is expected that she will attend nursery school with David. Madonna got her way, as she almost always does. While I find it wonderful that Mercy will now be able to have a decent life, laws are laws and she should have had to follow the requirements just like any other human being would have. I guess this goes to show that money does talk. I hope the Malawi government is proud that they basically sold a child. Am I the only one who sees the wrong in this situation?

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Miley Cyrus’ Nose Ring, Justin Gaston’s Miley Initials Tattoo – Photos

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It appears Miley Cyrus is celebrating her new found freedom with a nose ring. Perhaps it is fake, but she is rocking a stud in her nose circa Christina Aguilera.

While Miley is sporting a new piercing, her former boy Justin Gaston is out getting a new tattoo. While out getting freshly inked he retouched his old tat according to his twitter.

Per Justin Gaston’s Twitter:

My new tattoo is amazing..but I don’t want my mom the see it yet cause she’ll freak

He has yet to share the new one, but showed a close up of his old flower tattoo. If you look very closely you can see the initials in the center of the flower. It’s kinda sad really.

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Images Via: Justin’s Twitter, NY Daily

Celebrity Quotes: James Gandolfini

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“For the record, Shrek and I are no relation.”

-James Gandolfini at the 2009 Tony Awards

Rihanna and Chris Brown NBA Finals Drama – Photos

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So there was a big hoopla last night over Rihanna and Chris Brown going to game 4 of the NBA Finals in Orlando. According to squealing sources, they requested to sit together. I doubted the validity of that. RiRi has been officially subpoenaed to testify against Brown.

They both did appear at the game. They sat separately and had individual private lounges that they hid in during half time. Nothing exciting happened like Chris asking her what’s going on with her hair or Rihanna making out with her new rumored boyfriend, Aubrey Drake Griffin while making ‘screw you’ eyes at Brown.

Quotables:

Dlisted – “With his shirt buttoned all the way up like that, he looks like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Forrest Gump.”

C&D – “When cameras showed the whores in attendance, Alien Princess Rih Rih and Rabid Beaver were not sitting together but actually on opposite sides of the court.
SHAM. F**KING. WOW.”

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Karl Lagerfeld Slams Heidi Klum and Seal

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I make it no secret that I cannot stand Karl Lagerfeld but adore some of his creations. It’s a love hate relationship. Now I am seriously considering cutting the bitch should his comments be true.

According to reports, he went on a scathing rant attacking Heidi Klum and her family. Lagerfeld wasn’t shy in agreeing with the Germans regarding Heidi’s weight in February. Most attacked her for being “too heavy” after posing completely nude on the cover of German GQ. Karl was one of the voices accusing her of being fat.

He lashed out again and the jealousy didn’t stop at her weight. He claimed that no one in the fashion world know who she is. His rationalization is that his pal Claudia Schiffer doesn’t know who she is.

Per The Sun:

“I don’t know her. Claudia doesn’t know her. She was never in Paris, we don’t know her.”

Hmmm…that’s odd. He claims not to know her, but knows she is a model and married to Seal. Karl even went as low as to attack her husband’s skin.

“I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”

That is beyond low. I doubt Klum is sweating his words. She has created a successful empire for herself and recently guest edited for German Vogue. Plus he really shouldn’t be the one to point the chubby finger. Their once was a pudgy Lagerfeld who was substation ally more tolerable. So I would be careful if I was him. Karl is quickly becoming the Star Jones of the fashion world.

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Images Via: Vogue, GQ

Chastity Bono Undergoing Sex Change – Photos

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Chastity Bono, daughter of legendary duo Sonny (Bono) and Cher, is currently undergoing a sex change. Once complete, Chastity will be known as Chaz Bono. This is terrible news to the sports bra industry.

Chastity brought the spotlight to the gay/lesbian scene in Hollywood nearly two decades ago when she officially came out of the closet. According to her rep, Howard Bragman, she/he has considered this surgery for some time.

Via TMZ:

“He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago. We ask that the media respect Chaz’s privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.”

Um, am I the only one that was under the impression that Chaz already had this surgery? I mean she/he could give Cynthia Nixon’s fiancé, Rojo Caliente, baseball pointers.

In all seriousness, we wish Chaz well with his new venture. I am sure all of us ladies have thought about the potential of not having to wait in line for the toilet at a concert, or being able to watch hockey with one hand in a bag of chips and the other shoved down your pants.

The only issue with this transformation is finding the ‘man-bits’ donor. I can think of a few possible candidates (I’m talking to you Clay Aiken…you know you don’t need yours). Who’s on your list?

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Images Via: Wenn, Wireimage, Getty, IMBD

Johnny Palermo Photos

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Johnny Palermo may have been the next rising star. Sadly, we will never know. Palermo was killed in a car crash along with his friend Alessandra Giangrande.

Johnny had at least 33 tv appearances under his acting belt. He was a regular on the Nickelodeon show “Just for Kicks” and was a guest on many other show ranging form crime thrillers like “Cold Case” to comedies such as “How I Met Your Mother.” The 27 year old will also be in the indy film “Pizza with Bullets.”

Terrible loss. Our deepest sympathies go out to his loved ones.

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Images Via: IMBD, Wireimage