Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Pattinson, Chris Pine Battle for Lance Armstrong Biopic

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey were both rumored to become BFF’s with Lance Armstrong to score the lead role in the cyclist’s biopic. The threesome were constantly photographed together in what appeared to be a bromance involving spandex and beach workouts. The project had momentum in 2006 and Jake was said to have scored the role of Lance. Suddenly Matthew was kicked out of their workout club. Reps and even Gyllenhaal himself danced around questions asked about his involvement with the film.

The biopic never got off the ground and steam behind the press train vanished. However, E! is reheating the rumor and throwing more names into the ring. Chris Pine and Robert Pattinson are said to be in the running after their recent rise to fame. Risky Business Blog also states that Matt Damon is interested in the role.

Who do you think is the best man for the job?

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Paris Ditches Doug Reinhardt, Hooks Up with Cristiano Ronaldo

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Come on, who didn’t see this one coming a mile away? Serial dater Paris Hilton has called it quits with her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, after the pair reportedly had a huge blow up at a club, leaving Paris running out to leave in tears.

Per People:

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says. “They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

This comes as quite a turn of events, as Paris and Doug were talking just 3 days ago about how much they were looking forward to their anniversary. As recently as April, Hilton also declared that she’d wed Reinhardt. Yeah honey, think its time to put that wedding gown back in the closet until the next guy shows up…. But wait! The next guy HAS shown up!! Not even 24 hours after Paris ended things with Doug, she’s already shacking up with a new man – Soccer star Cristian Ronaldo. Paris and sister Nicky Hilton hit up club MyHouse where Ronaldo was out having a good time with some friends, and proceeded to sit themselves down at their table. Didn’t take long for Hilton and Ronaldo to get comfortable around eachother, as its being reported that the duo couldn’t keep their hands off eachother!

Per X17:

“Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.”

After the club, Ronaldo left with the Hilton sisters to head back to Nicky’s place and was caught on camera leaving around 5am. Its no secret Paris has had her eye on the soccer stud for quite some time now, attempting to work her Hilton-Charm on him last July. Apparently then, Ronaldo had no interest in the sex-tape star. Wonder how long this will last….Given the pairs dating history, I give it a week.

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David Beckham’s Armani Bulge – Photo

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I needed something to cleanse my minds eye after seeing Phil Spector’s mugshot this morning. David Beckham and his bulge will have to do. Jonathon Rhys Meyers must be busy.

Armani is still using David Beckham to shill man panties. After his first round of ads increased sales over 50% at Selfridges, the brand is sticking with the footballer. David is once again the crotch for the fall/winter campaign shown above in the final stages of his 3 year deal with the designer.

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Marion Cotillard Fertility Goddess Fashion

What is on your feet Marion Cotillard?

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She my have stuck her foot in her mouth with comments about 9/11, but the Oscar winning actress proved her bravery while wearing some eye raising Dior sandals. A naked and pregnant statue made the heel of the shoe. The John Galliano designed shoe captured the form of a fertility goddess because there isn’t enough nude pregnant women featured in footwear.

Hot or Not?

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Phil Spector Mug Shot – Photo

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By the look of Phil Spekcor’s mug shot, he is getting very cozy in the California prison circuit. After being found guilty of the murder of Lana Clarkson and sentenced to 19 years in prison, he will be wigless from now on.

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Bitch looks like Gollum! Probably the creepiest thing I have seen.

Images Via: TMZ, IMBD

David Letterman Slams Sarah Palin- Videos

Sarah Palin will not go away. And this time, one of my favroite people is responsible for keeping her around.

At the beginning of the week Late Night Show host David Letterman poked fun about Palin’s visit to New York in his opening monologue. Why? Because that it what he is paid to do.

Via Stupid Celebrities:

“Letterman joked on Monday about Palin’s visit to New York saying that, ‘During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.’”

The joke was obviously poking fun at Palin’s eldest daughter, Bristol, whose underaged knocked-up’ness we were all subjected to during her campaign for the Vice Presidency. (Note to Palin: America still hasn’t forgiven you for subjecting us to Levi Johnson).

However, Palin can’t stand being out of the press for more than three days. She and her snow-mobiling husband Todd, have launched an attack against dear old Dave.

“Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is…disgusting,”

the Alaska governor said in a statement.

Palin’s 14-year-old daughter, Willow, was the only Palin daughter on the New York trip. Todd Palin fumed to the press his disgust.

“Any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable.”

Palins please. All that time spend in the darkness in Alaska are getting to you. Last night, Letterman used his show to defend himself:

“We were, as we often do, making jokes about people in the news. These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. Am I guilty of poor taste? Yes. Did I suggest that it was okay for her 14-year-old daughter to be having promiscuous sex? No.”

Letterman then invited Palin and her husband as guests on his show. Though Palin’s camp is currently standing firm stating that it doesn’t matter which Palin daughter he was referring to, I give it a little over a week before we see Palin’s winking and playing the flute next to Paul Schaffer.

Carrie Prejean Officially Lost Her Crown, Replaced by Tami Farrell

After a Donald Trump saved the disgraced beauty queen hopeful he is now ripping Carrie Prejean’s crown away from her Bible thumping hands.

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The holier-than-thou Prejean has received a letter of termination today (Wednesday). The organization behind the Miss Universe pageant, K2 Productions, has found that she has been constantly violating her contract and they finally have a solid reason to axe her.

After failing to appear at pageant related events and participating in non-pageant approved activities, the organization is fed up with her and so is Trump. In a press release he stated that he gave her a warning which she later snubbed.

“I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contact with the Miss California USA Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so,” said Trump. “Unfortunately it doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision. Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues her other interests.”

The press release also announced that Tami Farrell will take Carrie’s place as Miss California USA. Not quit a month ago Trump came to the defense of Prejean after racy photos of her were dug up and spread across the net (see those photos by clicking here). Instead of stripping her of her title, he deemed the photos inoffensive to the pageant rules and let her keep her crown.

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Jason Trawick Woos Britney Spears – Photos

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This is pretty much the 87th rumor surrounding Britney Spears’ boyfriend status. I might be mistaken, but this is also the 3rd or 4th time she has been romantically linked to her agent.

According to a source, Spears is in fact dating Jason Trawick and Papa Spears approves despite the 10 year age gap between the 37 year old and Britney.

Per People:

“They are totally and definitely dating,” the source says. “Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that happened to her. They’re very sweet together,” the source says, adding that Spears “always had a crush” on Trawick, who is also one of her brother Bryan’s best friends. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

So she is using nature’s credit card to pay her agent. Big deal. I use it for free mojitos all the time and spinach dip at Applebee’s all the time. Besides, the homeless guy down the street is better than her ex. Hell, she could dress a toilet cozy up in a wife beater and awful khaki pants and it’d be an upgrade.

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Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart an Ultimatum, KStew Goes Clubbing with Dakota Fanning Instead – Photos

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Another day, another story making the rounds about the romance between “Twilight” stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The day after the rumored couples near kiss on the “MTV Movie Awards”, the pair were assumed to have shacked up together at “The Charlie”, a West Hollywood hotel, bunking in a cottage called the Valentino – two bedrooms, two baths, full kitchen and even a quaint window seat. But before all you Twi-hards get excited over the romance between the pair, there is one thing to remember: K-Stew is supposedly still involved with her longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano. So where does this leave our beloved Sparklepants? With no choice but to give Stewart an ultimatum – end her relationship with Angarano, or its over!

Per OK!:

“Robert is completely frustrated. If Kristen isn’t interested in a serious relationship, she needs to tell him so he can move on,” says one source.

How hard could this decision be to make? I mean, come on… its Robert-freakin’-Pattinson! Robert is reportedly giving Kristen a few months to figure things out while in NYC filiming the movie “Remember Me,” but he wants a decision about this love triangle by the time they reunite in Vancouver this fall to shoot “Eclipse,” the third movie in the “Twilight” saga. So far, doesn’t seem like K-Stew is too worried about her decision she needs to make, as the actress has been recently spotted out clubbing with fellow “New Moon” actress Dakota Fanning in North Hollywood on June 9th. Yeah – nothing shows your thinking hard like clubbing with your underage friend and grinding with a bunch of sweaty wanna-be actors!

Oh Rob… Wake up, move on to something & someone who’s better for you & won’t play ping-pong with your heart… I volunteer!

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Blink 182 Performing on Jimmy Kimmel – Photos and Videos

Last night Blink 182 resurrected themselves on Jimmy Kimmel. Travis Barker was shirtless behind the drums. They started with a classic song, “What’s My Age Again.”

They followed with 7 other songs doing a total of 9 if you are keeping up with the math. The band originally promised 5 and delivered a few more after enjoying themselves. Mark Twittered his glee after the set.

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Closing with “Dammit,” they went out on a high note. As Jimmy mentioned several times, their summer tour starts July 24th.

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Images Via: ONTD, Mark’s Twitter