Kristen Stewart Caught Drinking Underage?!

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We know Kristen Stewart loves the green herb (read about that by clicking here). But it appears K-Stew enjoys breaking several laws.

According to Perez Hilton, a video surfaced today of Stewart at a wrap party for the movie she is currently working on. Unlike toking one up like she usually does, this time KStew was spotted sucking down a Heineken.

Oops, someone needs to remind the 19 year-old she isn’t in Canada anymore.

Via Perez Hilton:

“It’s a good thing K-Stew is not a role model! She’s not, right??? P.S. Stewart also didn’t buckle up in the car after they drove off at the very end of the video.”

The video that Hilton speaks of has since been removed due to complaints by Stewart’s publicist that it was shot illegally on private property. I am sure Stewart’s publicist would have the same response if she was drinking a bottle of water.

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Mel Gibson Attacks Paparazzi

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Mel Gibson and his pregnant girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva decided it was time for a low-key night on the town last night. The two hit up the grand opening of Playhouse nightclub in LA, but avoided the red carpet mumbo jumbo in order to keep their presense on the down low.

However, an undercover reporter for ‘Life and Style’ magazine had different ideas. After having her camera swiped and pictures deleted by Gibson’s security team, she sent in her friend, some dude named Karlis Gajevskis to get the pic. Mel didn’t like this or decided he wanted to see the guy’s bare chest, and took matters into his own hands.

Via Hollyscoop:

“Mel approached the guy who tried to take his picture and ripped his shirt. The source added that Gajevskis quickly left and was on his way to the police station to file a battery report against Mel Gibson. The whole incident must have upset Mel as well because he left the club shortly after.”

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I don’t know what to make of this one. Part of me thinks Gibson is a d-bag all around, but on the other hand, the guy could have been wearing a Team Jacob shirt when clearly, Gibson is Team Edward.

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Jude Law Knocks-Up Mystery Woman-UPDATED

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I don’t know what to make of the man-whore that is Jude Law. Sometimes he is smoking hot and sometimes he looks like the guy I once worked with who cleaned his ears with his car keys. Nonetheless, some women, like Sienna Miller, find him hot. And others, like Sadie Frost, like to make babies with him.

As you recall, Jude and Sadie were married and have three children. Then reports of infidelity brewed and the marriage ended. Not too long after, Jude began banging British sleeping bag Sienna Miller. The two were quite serious before Jude got caught playing naughty with his kids’ nanny.

And now, ironically just before press begins for his new ‘Sherlock Holmes’ film, Jude’s people want the world to know he has gone and knocked-up a mystery woman.

Via Entertainment Weekly:

“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

Thank you as I wasn’t aware we were looking for any information about him in the first place.

UPDATE:

It seems the good folks at TMZ have uncovered the Baby Mama! Samantha Burke, an actress/model, is carrying Jude Law’s fourth seed.

Via TMZ:

Burke’s attorneys just sent us the following statement:

“Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.”

Other tabolids are reporting that Law knocked-up the younger sister of his “Sherlock Holmes” co-star Rachel McAdams-Kayleen. However, after the release of the statement above, I am sure we can cross her off the short list.

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Tony Romo Cheated On Jessica Simpson For Months

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Poor Jessica Simpson. Yea, I can’t believe I said that either. But seriously kittens, I feel for the girl. Not only did Tony Romo drop her like she’s hot the day before her birthday, but now it’s coming out that he had actually been cheating on Simpson with a younger, thinner, Jessica look-a-like for months.

It seems the Cowboys quarterback has a thing for blondes. In particular, a blonde named Natalie Smith, who happens to be the daughter of Romo’s old associate athletic director. The two apparently dined-out often when Romo was in town visiting his alma mater and flirted the 21st century way-via text message.

Worse yet, Romo introduced his on-the-side chick to Jessica at her own concert back in February.

Via US Weekly:

“We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage,” Smith tells Us Weekly. “She was cool and nice.”

So what you’re saying Natalie is that she had no clue you were secretly doing the horizontal mambo with her boyfriend? I’m sorry. You mean she had no idea you were texting your “good friend”.

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Breaking ‘Twilight Saga’ News: Rachelle LeFevre Out/ Bryce Dallas Howard In-UPDATED

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The ‘Twilight’ universe is out of balance once again.

It seems that Rachelle LeFevre, who played bad-vampire Victoria in both ‘Twilight’ and ‘New Moon’ has been replaced for the third installment of the film franchise, ‘Eclipse’ by Bryce Dallas Howard (aka that chick in those movies that stunk).

As you all know-since you have likely read the books three or four times-the character Victoria has a much larger role in the third story as she rounds up an army of newborn vampires to try and take down the series’ heroine, Bella.

Via People:

“Rachelle brought Victoria to great screen life, and Bryce will bring a new dimension to the character,”says Erik Feig, president of worldwide production and acquisitions for Summit Entertainment. “The franchise is lucky to have such a talented actress as Bryce coming in to fill the role.”

LeFevre is scheduled to begin shooting an independent film, ‘Barney’s Version’ with veteran actor Dustin Hoffman the same day that shooting for ‘Eclipse’ is set to begin.

I am going to cry foul on this kittens. It is known in this biz that ‘schedule conflicts’ often means the actor was unsuccessful at getting more cash or another, more prominent actor, was offered the role. If the story we are getting is true, is Dustin Hoffman > “Twilight Saga”????

UPDATE:

Uh oh! Looks like I may have been on the right track as Lefevre has released the following statement regarding Summit’s choice to recast the role of Victoria.

Via E!:

“I was stunned by Summit’s decision to recast the role of Victoria for Eclipse. I was fully committed to the Twilight saga, and to the portrayal of Victoria. I turned down several other film opportunities and, in accordance with my contractual rights, accepted only roles that would involve very short shooting schedules.

“My commitment to Barney’s Version is only 10 days. Summit picked up my option for Eclipse. Although the production schedule for Eclipse is over three months long, Summit said they had a conflict during those 10 days and would not accommodate me. Given the length of filming for Eclipse, never did I fathom I would lose the role over a 10-day overlap. I was happy with my contract with Summit and was fully prepared to continue to honor it. Summit chose simply to recast the part.

“I am greatly saddened that I will not get to complete my portrayal of Victoria for the Twilight audience. This is a story, a theatrical journey and a character that I truly love and about which I am very passionate. I will be forever grateful to the fan support and loyalty I’ve received since being cast for this role, and I am hurt deeply by Summit’s surprising decision to move on without me. I wish the cast and crew of Eclipse only the very best.”

Snap! Anyone else out there want to puchase a “Team LeFevre” shirt with me??

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Katy Perry Gets Josh Groban Tattoo – Photos

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Of course it is just a fake kittens. Katy Perry was out getting a new tattoo of strawberry on her foot and for some she got Josh Groban’s name drawn over her heart for funsies.

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Madonna Dirty Talk Tapes for Sale

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Yesterday, photos of the scary withered arms of Madonna surfaced on the net and it made me run out and by arm flab a cheeseburger. Today, sexy phone messages that are nearly 2 years old are being put up for sale.

I kinda assumed that Madge did some moonlight work as a phone sex operator after she did Evita. That shiz was terrible. Alas, these are not recordings of the singer’s assumed side job. At least 17 minutes of of phone messages containing Madonna talking dirty to her then boyfriend are up for grabs. The bargain basement price of Madge asking then boyfriend Jim Albright to spank her starts at $40,000.

That’s not all that can be yours. Madonna was edgy and also did some sex faxing. She sent naughty faxes to the former body guard that are also for sale via Gotta Have It.

Via Daily News:

“Also part of the massive treasure-trove is a 15-minute “very personal and intimate video” that Madonna gave Albright, and 21 faxes they exchanged between 1992 and 1994.

Despite a photographer’s “pathetic camera work” at a shoot, “my booty looked good and you should see how good it looks in person,” Madge bragged in a November 1993 fax to her then-beau. Toward the end of her note, she invited her boy toy to visit her.

“It would be sooooo nice,” she wrote, before encouraging Albright to “send me a fax. I’ll be in my bed waiting for you.”

Only Madge would be turned on by the sound of an ancient fax machine printing.

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Robert Pattinson Preaches It: ‘I’m NOT Edward Cullen!’

This is probably one of those more sane celebrity quotes. Robert Pattinson opened up to OK! (their exclamation point, not mine) about the throngs of women throwing themselves at him and begging him to autograph their underwear or impregnate them.

His fresh status as a transatlantic heartthrob is both a blessing and a curse. Sets have taken to ridiculous security measures to keep fans at bay. What concerns Pattinson is the average Twihard’s projection issue.

“I had no idea people could get so obsessed. But it’s not scary – it’s amazing. People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I’m the same, when in reality I’m not.”

I have heard it is indeed hard out there for a pimp.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Laughing Forever….

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At this shiz and so I am. Angie probably text Brad this story for funsies saying: “BRB, BUSY LOL-ING 4-EVA @ THIS…”

According to National Enquirer (Per Showbiz Spy), Jennifer Aniston is using Gerard Butler to get her ex husband Brad Pitt back.

“Jennifer is convinced Gerard is the key to getting her back with Brad,” a source told the National Enquirer. “And better still, she knows that Brad is so desperate to reunite with her that Angelina is devastated. At last, after years of hurt, Jen can finally sense victory. She thinks Brad is like putty in the palm of her hands and that Angie is finally down for the count. Jen romping with so publicly with Butler is like stabbing a knife through Brad’s heart,” the source continues.

Instead of brooding for weeks over her failed romance with Bradley Cooper, like she’s done in the past, Jen seems in total control of her life. And nothing says that louder than her recent romps with sexy Gerard. Pictures of her and Butler out on the town have surely left Brad in the doldrums. And making her revenge even sweeter is the knowledge that Brad’s relationship with Angie is said to be literally in the pits lately. How good that must feel for Jen to know that she’s enjoying herself while at the same time hurting her arch-rival, who’s said she wants to try again with Brad.”

A source onset of The Bounty says that Jennifer is all smiles when Gerard’s around — and she’s grumpy when he isn’t.

“Jen is always smiling and happy when Gerard is around,” said the insider. “In fact, the only time she’s been grumpy at work was on July 11 — when he wasn’t there! She wanted to be left alone and didn’t want anyone near her. It was totally different from how she’d been acting all week, when Gerard was on set.

“By being so public about her feelings for Gerard, Jen is giving the finger to all recent lovers, including John Mayer. But what means most to Jen right now is showing Brad that she’s doing just fine without him — even though she may secretly yearn to have him back in her life. And she flaunts Butler in public, even while knowing that there is little chance of it going anywhere because he’s not the marrying type. It’s important for Jen to send a strong message to Brad that if he really wants her back, he’ll have to get down on his knees and beg. It’s a big gamble, but she’s obviously prepared to take it!”

We all know Aniston is still in love with Pitt and wants to get his donkey show back in her life, but really? This is such craptastic story.

Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.