Remember when Robert Pattinson was prancing gracefully around Italy topless? Ah yes, Kittens. You didn’t forget. You know you have one of the those pics saved as the wallpaper on your computer right now. And then we had to go and spoil it for you with this story about how his abs were airbrushed onto him through the beauty of make-up magic.
Never fret. I know what you want. You want to know what he REALLY looks like beneth those layers of Fruit-of-the-Loom t-shirts and torn plaid button downs. And thankfully the good folks at US Weekly have heard our cry…and received all those nasty emails I sent about the lack of semi-nude photos of Sparklepants in their publication.
Via US Weekly:
“The ‘Twilight’ star, 23, shows off his abs and smiles in one of the pics, originally taken for ‘Rolling Stone’. In another, he runs his hands through his famous hair while brooding.”
Most importantly, someone on that set had the good sense to dump a bucket of water on Pattinson as well showing us what he would look like if he were caught in a rain storm…or locked in my shower.
Enjoy the pics kittens and try not to drool on your computers (I’m pretty sure that’s why The Dame’s computer started shooting sparks last week).
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Images Via: Us Magazine