Joe Simpson’s Plans to Desecrate Michael Jackson’s Legacy
Ugh. It’s is no surprise that I have ill feelings towards Papa Joe Simpson. When he isn’t pretending to be holy, he’s actively pimping his daughters, Jessica and Ashlee, by having them perform at high-class affairs like chili cook-offs. The man uses spray-tanner and has caps. He’s a d-bag. That’s just my opinion though. However, once you read about his latest plan, you may have to agree with me.
According to Page Six, Papa Joe’s latest plan involves relaunching daughter Ashlee’s lip-syncing and Irish-jig dancing career. And what better way to do that then using the death of pop icon Michael Jackson as a springboard?
Via Page Six:
“[We hear that] Joe Simpson, never one to miss an opportunity, is trying to revive Ashlee Simpson’s record career by pitching a concept album on which Ashlee would record songs of Michael Jackson.”
Ashlee singing Michael Jackson? “Billie Jean” done in her raspy, digitally enhanced, overly emo voice? Gross. No thank you.
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