Awww…poor Jessica will have to find someone else to tolerate her mind numbingly asinine ramblings. It has been reported by the ever witty People magazine (Ryan Seacrest being dubbed a “sought after bachelor” still slays me!) that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up.
Via People:
“She is heartbroken,” says the source. “She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways.”
I am sure this had nothing to do with making him jump through hoops like a circus poodle. Her latest scheme was to have a Barbie and Ken themed birthday party. That, of course, fell through and Tony spent Simpson’s 29th birthday at MyHouse with some bar hoes. Meanwhile Simpson was at home Twittering.
“On Sunday, she Tweeted, “Everyone needs to know that hope floats … grab the strings and pull it back to you.” Three hours later, she wrote, Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”
Oh no. Now this is going to make that bedazzled Lovahs 4 Eva t-shirt she made look stupid.
Image Via: Reuters
I can’t believe Tony put up with her for this long! At least he finally came to his senses, too bad it took him so long.
didnt, mean to post that twice, please delete
well, i for one, am a jessica simpson fan and have been since day one when she came out singing her a** off…i feel bad that she falls out with every guy, and i hope that she finds someone who actually appreciates and deserves her~