We’ve tried kittens. We have really tried to avoid posting stories about this ho and his wife and their kids and the rest of the world that no longer cares about them. Why? We write about celebrities and Jon Gosselin is just a man-a man with a lot of kids. You know, kind of like that one family you went to school with. There was always one; one family that had like 19 kids. And you know what? They didn’t need a camera crew or bodyguards or even a multitude of nannies to get them through the day.
Anyway we have succumbed. Jon Gosselin and his wife Kate split like 30 seconds ago. Already he is banging a much younger fame whore who is obviously using him for paparazzi time and free trips to France. This 22-year old GIRL, Hailey Glassman, is reportedly the daughter of the doctor who performed Kate’s tummy tuck following the birth of the couple sextuplets. Creepy. Is there seriously only 5 women in Pennsylvania?
Now In Touch is reporting that the two are already engaged. Groan. Certainly if this is true, we can expect the couple to pimp the rights to televise their wedding to TLC.
Via In Touch:
“Jon has been telling everyone that he loves her and she loves him, so why waste time?” says the insider, adding that Jon presented Hailey with a $180,000 engagement ring designed by Edouard Nahum — featuring a skull surrounded by four black diamonds — during a romantic getaway to St. Tropez on July 12. “They started dating two months ago and they both just knew the other was the one instantly.”
Nothing says ‘Forever’ like a skull wrapped in black diamonds and nothing says love like an unemployed married man with eight children under the age of 10.
Gosselin was in France to meet with designer Christian Audigier who designs for label Ed Hardy. Apparently, the designer heard the ‘Dad of the Year’ was a big fan. Of course he is-he’s a douchebag.
Photo Via: INF
