Robert Pattinson can do no wrong. He can wear the same clothes for weeks on end, never wash his perfect hair, and smoke like a chimney-and it’s all still sexy. But what if our Edward Cullen was a cheapskate? Would we still love him? Would hundreds of Twi-Hards still line the streets of New York for hours on end to merely catch a glimpse of Sparklepants getting into a car? Of course. Those are silly questions.
According to good old Ted Casablanca, Sparklepants hit up posh eatery Il Cantinori in New York City recently with a group of friends and left a meager tip for the waitress’ hard work.
Via E!:
“The group left a tip of only $50—just shy of the standard 15 percent, and way shy of what you’d expect.”
Please. That waitress got way more than $50. She’s likely selling everything from the napkin Pattinson used to spit his gum in to the urinal cakes he peed on in the toilet. With that Kittens, I am off to check eBay.
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Sorry, I work 2 jobs and tip better than that! He could have done better – unless the service was crappy. But lets face it, if you were his waitress, would the service be crappy?? He’d be getting things that weren’t even on the menu.
A $50 tip is not “stiffing the waitress” The bill was $350 he made it a round $400, there is nothing wrong with that. He left off the $2.50 the 15% would be exactly, not a big deal.
Pattinson Stiffs Waitress… I had to choke back a cough. Stiffs her with what?!? Can I be that waitress?