So everyone has heard that Tony Romo has hit it and quit it with Jessica Simpson. All the “Newlyweds” fans are changing their panties thanks to both Jessica and Nick Lachey being single at the same time. However, Nick has no interest in joining Papa Simpson’s rodeo of creepiness.
Tony broke up with Simpson just before her birthday. While that is a bit on the shittay side, John Mayer trumps that by giving Jess a DVD of one of his concerts for her birthday. According to NY Post, Simpson was sitting in alone watching her Dollar Tree DVD of Mayer instead of having a party.
“Several years ago when he was dating Jessica Simpson, he couldn’t go to her birthday party because he was on tour. So the night of her birthday she had dinner with Ken Paves and a few friends. Everyone thought John would forget her birthday, but then a gift arrived from him — it was a DVD of him in concert. Jessica spent the rest of the night watching the DVD on a loop, ‘being with him.’ It was so sad.”
He might as well drew a stick figure on a sheet of paper and sad: “Here. When you want to cuddle, talk or sing with use this instead.”
