So Eddie Cibrian, who is only known for being LeAnn Rimes’ slut on the side, and Jon Gosselin, famous for being a slut with a litter of children, are both top in the news this morning which stuns me and I would typically rather do a post on panda’s sneezing (see video above) or cats eating broccoli (see video below).
However, when readers ask me to cover this rodeo of Z-list hoes I must acquiesce to your requests. So… Eddie Cibrian, who will hence forth be known as Cubby the Country Crotch Clow, is about to be single again. His wifey wised up to his continued affair with LeAnn Rimes and dumped his whorey rump after catching him on a lunch date with LeAnn on July 17th. Brandi Glanville, confirmed to Us New mag that she is has finally dropped him.
“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart,” says Glanville, 36, mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. “I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other.”
Huzzah for her. Meanwhile, Jon Gosselin, who will henceforth be know as Mister I Made My Bed and Now I Am Sticking a Pot Smoking Slut in It, is meeting his new piece of frat boy abused tail parents.
“They love him,” says Hailey Glassman. “They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason.” That acceptance is crucial to Glassman. “The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family … This is perfect. It just fits.”
I am sure it does sweety. I am sure it does.
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