Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Laughing Forever….
At this shiz and so I am. Angie probably text Brad this story for funsies saying: “BRB, BUSY LOL-ING 4-EVA @ THIS…”
According to National Enquirer (Per Showbiz Spy), Jennifer Aniston is using Gerard Butler to get her ex husband Brad Pitt back.
“Jennifer is convinced Gerard is the key to getting her back with Brad,” a source told the National Enquirer. “And better still, she knows that Brad is so desperate to reunite with her that Angelina is devastated. At last, after years of hurt, Jen can finally sense victory. She thinks Brad is like putty in the palm of her hands and that Angie is finally down for the count. Jen romping with so publicly with Butler is like stabbing a knife through Brad’s heart,” the source continues.
Instead of brooding for weeks over her failed romance with Bradley Cooper, like she’s done in the past, Jen seems in total control of her life. And nothing says that louder than her recent romps with sexy Gerard. Pictures of her and Butler out on the town have surely left Brad in the doldrums. And making her revenge even sweeter is the knowledge that Brad’s relationship with Angie is said to be literally in the pits lately. How good that must feel for Jen to know that she’s enjoying herself while at the same time hurting her arch-rival, who’s said she wants to try again with Brad.”
A source onset of The Bounty says that Jennifer is all smiles when Gerard’s around — and she’s grumpy when he isn’t.
“Jen is always smiling and happy when Gerard is around,” said the insider. “In fact, the only time she’s been grumpy at work was on July 11 — when he wasn’t there! She wanted to be left alone and didn’t want anyone near her. It was totally different from how she’d been acting all week, when Gerard was on set.
“By being so public about her feelings for Gerard, Jen is giving the finger to all recent lovers, including John Mayer. But what means most to Jen right now is showing Brad that she’s doing just fine without him — even though she may secretly yearn to have him back in her life. And she flaunts Butler in public, even while knowing that there is little chance of it going anywhere because he’s not the marrying type. It’s important for Jen to send a strong message to Brad that if he really wants her back, he’ll have to get down on his knees and beg. It’s a big gamble, but she’s obviously prepared to take it!”
We all know Aniston is still in love with Pitt and wants to get his donkey show back in her life, but really? This is such craptastic story.
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ms p January 25th, 2010 at 7:38 am
do you really believe this, if she is then she is really stupid, it’s been 5 years and I believe the media keeps this mess up to sell magazines. i think it is time for the media to get a life