Lindsay Lohan Has Meltdown on Samantha Ronson’s Front Porch-Video
It’s 5 o’clock in the morning, do you know where your lesbian girlfriend is?!?
(Special Thanks to X17 for the video.)
Apparently, Lindsay Lohan didn’t know where girlfriend Samantha Ronson was either so she and an even-more-wasted-than-Lohan friend decided to campout on Sam’s front porch until the DJ’s return. From Lindsay’s wailing and screaming into the dead of the night, I think we can assume this friend of hers is providing the belly-button from which Lindsay’s is snorting blow.
Via TMZ:
“LiLo, doing her best Alex Forrest Saturday night, sat on Sam’s front stoop for two hours until she got home — and when Ronson did, it wasn’t pretty.”
This video is like crack to me: I can’t stop watching it even though I know it’s really really bad for me.
I particularly enjoy the part after Sam returns home and threatens to have Lohan’s friend arrested for being on her property, then informs Lohan that she needs a cab. It’s pretty bad when your lesbian girlfriend, who is just getting home at 5:00 AM, has better sense than you.
I have to admit, there is this small little piece of me that feels badly for Lohan. I mean, we’ve all spent the night on our lover’s porch screaming and crying until he/she returned home, right? No?!? I mean, that never happened to me.
Quotables:
Lainey’s Entertainment Update: “Listen to her when Sam finally gets back. The high pitched sound of anguish that cuts through the night when Sam turns the corner… I’m obsessed. It’s amazing. “
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