2009 July

Jennifer Garner is all Stabby Over Gwyneth Paltrow

July 3, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Looks the uber adorable and typically demure Jennifer Garner is ready to cut a ho. Someone teach her use a straight razor first. Maybe we should start her on Venus razors first.

Good ol’ Us Weekly is claiming that Garner is still a beast of raging jealousy. Despite having two of the most gorgeous kids with her husband, Ben Affleck, Jen is flipping her shiz over Violet’s friendship with Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son. Moses and attend the same school of over privileged children who eat gold and ride flying ponies around. According to the mag, this eats away at Jennifer and she can’t stand having her husband’s ex girlfriend’s offspring in vicinity of her or Violet.

“A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to play dates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house!

The source says: “After the party, Ben’s mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen’s house for a play date. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben’s Mom for inviting them over.”

I am calling BS on this one. Perhaps it’s because I have admiration for the former “Alias” star. Or…you know…common sense.

Filed Under: Ben Affleck, Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Garner, WTF?!? Tagged With: Ben Affleck, Celebrity kids, ex girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son, Jealous, Jennifer Garner, Kids, Moses, Violet Affleck

Mollie Sugden Passed Away

July 2, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

It is with a heavy heart and extreme sadness I have to report that beloved Mollie Sugden has died. The star of one of the best tv shows ever (and personal favorite) has passed away.

You fellow “Are You Being Served?” fans will remember her as the feisty Mrs. Slocombe. Mollie passed away yesterday (Wednesday) at the age of 86. Notable for many other shows, she will always be remembered for her brightly hued hair and references to her “pussy” Tiddles. The long running joke on the show cemented her in my heart along with her strength and wit. This comedy legend will be dearly missed. She joins Wendy Richard, Miss Shirley Brahms, and John Inman, Mr. Humphries, in the great big board room in the sky.

Mrs. Slocombe and her pussy which “wins a prize every time she shows it,” will forever be an icon which I hold in the highest regard.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Loss, Videos Tagged With: Mollie Sugden has died., Mollie Sugden Passes Away, Mrs. Slocombe, Mrs. Slocombe and her pussy

Mischa Barton Kicked Out of Bathroom for Snorting Cocaine

July 2, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Blow has become the white devil for Mischa Barton. She was partying at Whisky Mist nightclub in Mayfair when she decided to drag a friend along with her to the bathroom. An attendant refused to let both girls in the same stall and subsequently angered Mischa. She then went into the stall alone and took her time.

Via Daily Mail:

Our spy told us: ‘Mischa looked like she was having a really good night. After sitting with a few pals at her VIP table she dragged her friend Bridget into the loos.

‘They tried to go into the toilet cubicle together but they were stopped by the toilet attendant. The lady said to her, “What are you doing? You are not allowed to go in together, you have to come out now.”

‘Mischa looked really p***ed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it.’ Despite a long queue, Mischa then decided to go into another cubicle alone – but her night didn’t get any better. She apparently took so long that the attendant was forced to check if she was feeling okay.

An onlooker said: ‘She took so long to emerge that everyone was worried about her. ‘At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay.’

The source added: ‘When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up.”

Can’t take a ho anywhere…geez. This episode of Coke Whores Escape followed her attempt at beauty by dropping 3 dress sizes. Barton was photographed at Paris Fashion Week looking gaunt and starved (click HERE to see those photos.)

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol, Mischa Barton Tagged With: bars, Blow Snorting, clubs, Cocaine, Coke, Drugs, Mischa Barton, OC

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Movie Stills: 35+ Photos and 2 Minute Video!

July 2, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

[Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince 2 Minute Clip -Cave Scene] *It takes a bit to buffer, but as they say patience is a virtue.

Because today is an extremely dry news morning and we here at Hollywood Dame are suckers for Harry Potter, here is a wealth of “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” movie stills.

Photos from the Quidditch field, Fred and George’s Joke shop (beautifully done, can’t wait to see that), the Room of Requirement, Snape and Bella at Spinner’s End, the muggle bridge and more.

Also keep your eye on the guy playing Cormac McLaggen. Freddie Stroma might be a rising star playing the cocky love interest of Hermione Granger.

Due to the massive amount of photos, I have had to put the gallery after the cut. Please click “Read More…” to see them.

Special thanks to Snitch Seeker for the images.

OK Magazine’s Michael Jackson Death Cover Not OK

July 2, 2009 By Crista Webster 7 Comments

Looking for the final picture of Michael Jackson? Then by all means, run out and purchase OK Magazine. You won’t find the picture here. We at Hollywood Dame are well aware of the fact that we lack all morals, but still, we manage to have enough class to draw the line. And we’ve found the line.

OK Magazine shelled out a reported $500,000 for a picture of Jackson lying on a stretcher and possibly dead, much to the chagrin of those who work for the magazine and even more to the dismay of the mag’s advertisers who are now pulling out faster than the guy who chose to go condomless with Paris Hilton.

Celebrities are also expressing anger towards the magazine’s poor cover decision.

Via The New York Post:

“In addition, Sean Combs and Jay-Z are said to be so furious they’re organizing a boycott, according to our source.”

Unfortunately however, reps for both OK Magazine and Combs are denying the boycott is taking place. However, the Dames are launching our own boycott of the magazine. Never again will OK grace the back of the toilet in our ladie’s loo.

Image Via: MMJ Community

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Loss, Magazines, Michael Jackson Tagged With: Dead, Death, Final Picture, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson OK Magazine, OK Magazine, OK Magazine Death Photo, Stretcher

Kevin Jonas Officially Engaged to Danielle Deleasa

July 1, 2009 By Cara Harrington 12 Comments

Tweens everywhere will have to pledge their virginity to someone else. Kevin Jonas confirmed that he and Danielle Deleasa are engaged. Jonas proposed with a custom cut diamond ring designed by Kevin himself and Jacob & Co. while dropping to one knee.

Via People:

“She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row!” Kevin explained.

The Jo Bro popped the question after an overnight flight to New Jersey from his Vancouver concert.

“It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world,”

They entire Jonas clan were spotted out in early December engagement ring shopping with Kevin. They hit David Yurman among several other jewelers. (Click HERE to see Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa photos along with the Jonas Engagement Ring Shopping Photos).

Congrats!

Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Celebrity Wedding, Jonas Brothers Tagged With: Add new tag, Daniella, Danielle Deleasa, Danielle Deneasa, engagement ring shopping, Jonas Brothers, Jonas Engagement Ring Shopping Photos, Kevin Jonas, Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa photos, Kevin Jonas confirmed that he and Danielle Deleasa are engaged, Kevin Jonas Engaged, kevin jonas engaged to danielle deleasa, Kevin Jonas married, Kevin Jonas Officially Engaged to Danielle Deleasa, proposed, Wedding

Selena Gomez Dumped Taylor Lautner for Robert Pattinson

July 1, 2009 By Cara Harrington 24 Comments

Here is something for the lust driven tweens out there. To the adults who don’t understand the sexy unicorn that is this Sparklehorse, Robert Pattinson….I apologize.

Selena Gomez and “New Moon” wolf boy, Taylor Lautner, have reportedly called it quits. The Gomez/Lautner fling started earlier this year when they were both filming in Cananda. At that point is was rumored that Taylor was dating a high school sweetheart, Sara Hicks. He then dumped her to be Selena. (Take with a grain of salt that stems from a report by the National Enquirer.)

After he dumped Hicks, he devoted himself to the “Wizards of Waverly Place” starlet. However, it appears she has moved on to bigger and better things. Selena is said to be after Robert Pattinson.

Per Trans World News:

“‘After a couple of months together, Selena confided to him that she had a thing for his costar Robert Pattinson – and shocked Taylor by asking if he would put in a good word for her!’ adds the insider.”

Classy. If this is true, Taylor Lautner’s single status will be like blood in the water. However, we don’t believe the rumor as we are drunks…not stupid.

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Sara Hicks, Selena Gomez, Taylor Lautner and girlfriend break up, taylor lautner and selena gomez, Taylor Lautner dating, Taylor Lautner Girlfriend, Taylor Lautner single, Wizards of Waverly Place

Beyonce Launches Second Clothing Line, TJ Maxx Rejoices

July 1, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

TJ Maxx will be excited to hear that The House of Dereon is adding a second line of craptastic clothes that will one day be found in their Manager’s Discount Special bin.

The new line being brought to you by Beyonce and Tina Knowles will be aimed at the tween crowd. Because it’s never to early to introduce ho gear into your offspring’s closet. It will be dubbed “Sasha Fierce for Deréon” and feature sportswear, outerwear, handbags, footwear, eyewear, lingerie and jewelry. Again never to early to by junior wear aimed audience lingerie. It is due in time for back to school shopping frenzy. Even better this shiz will wholesale starting at $25 and hitting a peek at $75.

Huzza for an entire outfit purchased for less than $32.50! I am going to be rocking this at Pizza Hut by Thanksgiving. Seriously though. How much creative genius goes into black minidress and answering everything with leggings?

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Filed Under: Beyonce, Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Gossip, Fashion Disaster, Fashion News Tagged With: Beyonce, clothes, Clothing Line, Fashion, Sasha Fierce for Deréon, The House of Dereon, Tina Knowles

R. Kelly Busted for Statutory Rape Again

July 1, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

More creepy from the poster child of pedophila.

R. Kelly is once again in big trouble for engaging in sexual acts with a minor according to Media Take Out. The 42 year old “artist” was caught with having a sexual relationship with a 17 year old girlfriend. Currently the Olympia Fields police are investigating him for statutory rape.

Via MTO:

“A day before [R Kelly] left for his South Africa tour) about 8 police squad cars pulled up at his front gate. One of the officers, in a loud, commanding voice, yelled: “This is the police. Open up this gate at once. We have a search warrant”.

After seeing the officers via his security monitors, Robert instructed his security guys to open the gate. The officers searched the entire house. They were looking for an underage girl who had spent several days at his home with him. Ironically, the girl had just left the mansion about 20 minutes before the police arrived with the search warrant.

The police eventually caught up with the girl, who had just turned 17 years-old–just above the legal limit in the state of Illinois. However, the Olympia Fields Police are still tenaciously pursuing the case. They are still gathering evidence, which includes signed affidavits from several witnesses from within R. Kelly’s circle, who can attest to the girl spending consecutive nights at his home prior to the date of her birthday.”

Kelly is currently in South Africa and rumor has it that apon his return he could be arrested in the airport.

Egads. Lets hope if this is true this sad little man gets some help.