Jamie-Lynn Sigler Joins Ugly Betty Cast

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Don’t worry “Ugly Betty” fans, its not as horrible as it sounds! America Ferrera isn’t losing her job as the lovable but quirky Betty. Her character on the show just got a promotion to features editor on the seasons finale, so Daniel is looking for a new assistant! Jamie-Lynn Sigler has been tapped to fill the role, playing the sexy, spiritual and funny new assistant named Natalie.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler, best known for her role as Meadow on “The Sopranos,” will begin airing in the fall. Natalie is a recurring character in the show’s fourth season, but there seems to be a little conflict on when the character will appear. Some reports have the character showing up in the 2 hour season premiere October 9th, others saying Natalie won’t be seen until the second episode. Will she be the one Daniel really leans on as he deals with Molly’s loss?

Jamie-Lynn Sigler is a nice addition to the cast. Ugly Betty needs some boosts so this is a good start. Does this mean she’ll be leaving “Entourage” as Turtles girlfriend? Was she hired to do damage control after Lindsay Lohan’s failed attempts to boost ratings? Hopefully this will improve the writing and this show’s viewership.

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Nikki Reed Nails Paris Latsis, Kristen Stewart Seduces Robert Pattinson

Is it just me, or are the stars of the “Twilight” franchise in heat?

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About three months ago actress Nikki Reed was being photographed all over Vancouver while shooting the movie’s sequel, “New Moon”. She was everywhere and nearly every gossip hound in the world was speculating that she was trying her hardest nail golden boy Robert Pattinson perhaps even going so far as to notify the paps herself when the two were out and about.

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Then suddenly, nothing. Once she was done on the Vancouver set, she flew back to LA and off the radar…until now. It seems Ms. Reed had enough to waiting around for a commitment from Sparklepants and decided to chase after Paris Hilton’s former victim, I mean fiance, Paris Latsis.

Via E!:

“They met about six months ago and have been together since. The reason she traveled over to Greece was to be with [Paris]. Remember when we told you why N.R. was skipping out on Italy back in May? Well, she wasn’t only spending time with her family, but it seems that she was introducing them to Mr. and Mrs. Latsis, too!”

“Both families have met, and really like each other. That’s how serious it’s getting between [Nikki and Paris],” ‘fesses a good friend of the couple. “Robert Pattinson is nowhere on the radar. She’s upgraded, in her mind.”

Upgraded? He may be a wealthy shipping heir, but how much of the money does he have to drop on antibiotics monthly thanks to his brief engagement with Paris Hilton?

And seriously Kittens, do you really think Robert Pattinson even cares? Now that he is done fending off Twi-Hards on the ‘Remember Me’ movie set, he will soon be reunited with his other rumored lady-love, Kristen Stewart at this week’s Comic Con in San Diego. And according to OK Magazine, KStew is ready to win back Sparklepants.

Via OK:

“Kristen’s got too much going for her to come in second,” a source close to the 19-year-old actress tells OK!. “She really cares for Rob, and if he still feels the same, she wants their relationship to progress. The Comic-Con reunion will be a real test.”

For some reason, I can’t picture Stewart gettin’ all girlied-up let alone choosing a comic book convention to profess her love.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Living Separately

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It looks like all isn’t well in the Parker/Broderick home after all. First these two are happily married then Matt shows up in the news with a mistress who calls him Matty Cakes (read about that by clicking here) follow that with a set of twins and stir it all up with a rumor that Sarah Jessica Parker is moving out.

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Here is the dramz kittens. Look Magazine is reporting that Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker have taken another step in the direction of divorce. Parker is said to be moving out and letting Matthew have his sexy parties in the meat packing district in their current home while she takes the kids and sets up residence in Brooklyn.

Per Digital Spy Via Look Magazine:

“Sarah clearly loves Manhattan but she has three children now. It might be better for them to grow up somewhere calmer. But Matthew loves their townhouse in Manhattan because it’s close to his work on Broadway.”

The friend continued: “It would be a surprising decision to make so soon after the arrival of their twins. Having the babies born healthy and happy was a dream come true, so it’s strange that they might have to spend some time apart at this stage.”

I am no rocket scientist or expert on family matters (great show by the way) but shouldn’t they have figured this shiz out before they paid someone to have their babies?

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Two Man Whores Doing Stuff

So Eddie Cibrian, who is only known for being LeAnn Rimes’ slut on the side, and Jon Gosselin, famous for being a slut with a litter of children, are both top in the news this morning which stuns me and I would typically rather do a post on panda’s sneezing (see video above) or cats eating broccoli (see video below).

However, when readers ask me to cover this rodeo of Z-list hoes I must acquiesce to your requests. So… Eddie Cibrian, who will hence forth be known as Cubby the Country Crotch Clow, is about to be single again. His wifey wised up to his continued affair with LeAnn Rimes and dumped his whorey rump after catching him on a lunch date with LeAnn on July 17th. Brandi Glanville, confirmed to Us New mag that she is has finally dropped him.

“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart,” says Glanville, 36, mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. “I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other.”

Huzzah for her. Meanwhile, Jon Gosselin, who will henceforth be know as Mister I Made My Bed and Now I Am Sticking a Pot Smoking Slut in It, is meeting his new piece of frat boy abused tail parents.

“They love him,” says Hailey Glassman. “They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason.” That acceptance is crucial to Glassman. “The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family … This is perfect. It just fits.”

I am sure it does sweety. I am sure it does.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Engaged to Jamie Kennedy- No, Really!

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That was fast!! Congratulations are in order for Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jamie Kennedy – I guess? The couple spontaneously became engaged Saturday night at at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, California, while on stage in front of the entire crowd. This comes after only a mere 8 months since she ended her last engagement. So just how many engagements does this make for Jennifer now?

About two hours into his set, Jamie called Jennifer up on stage to tell some jokes and to do a little singing. Somewhere in the audience a person shouted “Marry her!” up to Kennedy, who took the opportunity to get down on one knee and ask for her hand in marriage. And what did she say? Why, yes of course! This is Jennifer Love Hewitt – Engagements are her thing!

Per NY Post:

“It was a standing ovation,” said our source.

Gee, I guess Jamie out to be glad this happened within her timeline! (Read about that here.) So is it true, or was it just a quick added part to his routine? No word yet from their people or the show if the engagement actually stuck, but I wouldn’t be waiting for pictures of a flashy ring just yet. It could very well just be part of a joke – and if so I hope he’s had enough common sense to come clean about it already cause she’s probably already called the wedding planner and told him to pick up from where she ended her last one!

Good Luck Jamie… You’re gonna need it!

Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa Play Slap and Tickle -Photos

Aww, young love.

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The Jonas Brother and his future wife, Danielle Deleasa, had a quick cuddle while playing softball last week. Kevin Jonas grabbed himself a handful of Deleasa while they shared a smooch.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Simon Cowell Loves Boats and Hoes – Celebrity Smack

Taylor Lautner Shirtless, Need I Say More? – Gossip Teen

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim 2009 – Right Fashions

Gwen Stefani Rocks and Ab Roller – Ten Gossip

Britney Spears Leaves Boys in London for Satefy – Backseat Cudder

David Duchovny Takes the Kiddies to the Beach – Knocked Up Celebs

Jennifer Aniston Ex Poll, Who’s the Hottest of Them All? – College Candy

Lady Gaga Beheads Kermit – Allie is Wired

Ben Roethlisberger Sued for Assault – Bumpshack

Jordin Sparks New Album Details – Ear Sucker

Jada Pinkett-Smith Does Shape Magazine – Famecrawler

Tom Cruise Parties With David Beckham

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So what did David Beckham do after he was boo’ed during return to his LA Galaxy soccer team? No, he didn’t stop by my house (which, in light of what really happened, would have been a better decision for him), instead he hit up Hollywood hot-spot Hyde with wife Victoria and little person Tom Cruise.

Apparently, poor emaciated Victoria was a little put-off by her husband’s bromance with the Scientology spokesman. She sat cross-legged and pouted most of the evening while Becks and Cruise danced around taking pictures with half-naked ladies…I mean fans. She was probably hungry.

Via Radar:

“Our spies say [Victoria] wouldn’t even look at him! David didn’t seem to notice, or even care. He and Cruise then grabbed a body guard and pushed their way through the packed crowd to get to the bar to get some more cocktails. Our sources say that’s when Becks grabbed a girl’s behind! The girl looked at him in shock, but he kept walking.”

I am not sure I buy this. In my mind, if Beck’s grabbed someone’s asset, it would turn to gold instantly, and I have found no reports of anyone heading to Cedars-Siani to have their golden rump removed.

Cruise wasn’t seen grabbing anything. This is likely because he spent most of the night looking for his ego which was clearly overshadowed by the Beckhams’.

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Britney Spears Conservatorship to End !?

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All stylists please hide your clippers: Britney Spears may soon be left up to her own devices.

It seems that Papa Jamie Spears is ready to ask a judge to review the terms of Britney’s conservatorship. Under the conservatorship, Brit’s dad was placed in charge of her due to her, um, moments of complete crazy. The conservatorship agreement began back in February of 2008 and must go through the end of Britney’s ‘Circus’ tour as many vandors of the tour were promised in their contracts that Jamie would keep control of Britney and not let her run off with some creepy paparazzo to buy new weave and Starbucks.

Via TMZ:

“Jamie can’t ask the judge to end it — just to review it. The judge then decides if Britney should regain control of her life. We’re told Jamie thinks Britney is ready to roll on her own. He has made her life his full time job since February, 2008.”

Perhaps this means that Papa Spears gives his blessing for Brit to date her manager, Jason Trawick.

Hopefully, Britney can keep her meltdowns and lady bits private from now on. No one wants to have to be subjected to anymore K-Fed interviews.

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Chris Brown Apology Video

So Chris Brown has finally found his danglers and made an apology video. Of course he doesn’t come right out and say, “Yes, I beat the crap out of Rihanna and I am a total turd.” He does finally admit he did something horrible.

“Hi, I’m Chris Brown,” he begins. “Since February my attorney has advised me not to speak out, even though since the incident I wanted to publicly express my deepest regret and accept full responsibility.

“Although I would do some interviews and answer some questions in the future, I felt it was time you heard directly from me that I am sorry. I have tried to live my life in a way that would make those around me proud of me, and until recently, I think I was doing a pretty good job. I wish I had the chance to live those few moments again, but unfortunately I can’t.”

“I cannot go into what happened, and most importantly, I’m not going to sit here and make any excuses. I take great pride in me being able to exercise self-control and what I did was inexcusable. I am very sad and very ashamed of what I’ve done.

“My mother and my spiritual teachers have taught me way better than that. I have told Rihanna countless times, and I’m telling you today that I am truly, truly sorry, and I wasn’t able to handle the situation both differently and better. I recognize that I’ve truly been blessed. I’ve been blessed with a wonderful family, wonderful friends and fans. God has been generous in giving me the ability which has brought me fame and fortune.

“I have done a lot of soul-searching, and over the past several months I’ve talked with my minister and my mother, and I spent a lot of time trying to understand what happened and why. I have let a lot of people down, and I realize that.

“No one is more disappointed than in me than I am. As many of you know, I grew up in a home where there was domestic violence and I saw firsthand what uncontrolled rage could do. I have sought and am continuing to seek help to ensure that what occurred in February can never happen again.

“As I sit here today I can tell you that I will do everything in my power to make sure that it never happens again, and I promise that. What I did was unacceptable, 100 percent. I can only ask and pray that you forgive me, please. I hope that others learn from my mistakes. I intend to live my life so that I am truly worthy of the term ‘role model.’ Thank you,” Brown concludes.

So…what do you think?