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Tweens and Twimoms were excited to have this fresh “New Moon” poster of Dakota Fanning portraying the torture loving Jane. However, it is a fake.
Obviously it has been shopped. The scarlet eyed Dakota was made from an old Gap ad. Sorry to disappoint, but personally some of the best posters I have seen have been fan made.
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“I’m a White Sox fan, my wife thinks I look cute in this jacket. So, why not?”
– President Barack Obama at All Stars Game
Beastie Boy member Adam Yauch, aka MCA, has announced that he is battling a treatable cancer. The hip-hop icon’s doctors found a tumor on his left parotid gland.
Thankfully, the cancer is treatable. However, Yauch still has to undergo surgery causing the Boys to put their new album release on hiatus and suspend their tour and Lallapalooza dates.
Via D-Listed:
“The tumor isn’t going to eff with his voice, but Adam will have to go through treatment. Adam explains it all…and he even apologizes to the fans for having to go away for a quick minute. Dude doesn’t have to apologize. Get bettah, MCA.”
This Dame hearts the Beastie Boys! “Brass Monkey” is still-to this day-my jiggity jam. So let’s take this opportunity to take a quick survey: Which Beastie’s song is your rump shaker?
Do you watch “Burn Notice”, because I don’t. One of my good friends does and is always telling me I need to watch because the guy on the show is hot. I assume she is talking about Jeffrey Donovan, the star of the show and the new star of the Dade County lock-up.
It seems the USA Network isn’t paying Mr. Donovan much because last Sunday evening he couldn’t afford a cab to haul his drunk ass home from the club. Needless to say, he was stopped by police and charged with DUI.
Via TMZ:
“TMZ has learned Jeffrey Donovan was arrested on suspicion of DUI last Sunday, July 12th. The 41-year-old posed for a cop cam and was released several hours later.”
I’ll give it to him though, he doesn’t looked as cracked-out as most of these celebs do in their mug-shots. Just a little glassy-eyed and incoherent. It works for him.
Amy Winehouse‘s sleezy ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil is demanding a $9.7 million dollar payout from the “Rehab” singer for being the inspiration behind her award winning album, “Back to Black,” claiming it was his cheating that gave her the material to write her hit songs. Are you friggen’ kidding me?!? Winehouse and Fielder-Civil were granted a quicky divorce this past week based on Amy’s adultury, but the judge has given them six weeks to negotiate the financial settlement or Blake will walk away from the marriage with nothing.
Per News Of The World:
A close friend of the singer told us: “Amy did write Back To Black when Blake left her, but why on earth should he be getting a dime for making her feel so bad? She was at her lowest ebb when she wrote that album. Her boyfriend had left her for another woman and she poured her heart and soul into the writing process.”
Amy’s friend explained: “The judge has given the Decree Nisi and the Decree Absolute will follow in six weeks. Blake has to make a claim before that but he has made it clear to Amy privately he wants millions. She believes she’s right and Blake has no real case for a stake at her money.”
Amy has reportedly told her friends that Blake won’t be getting anything from her, as well as it should be. However, they also say their freshly divorced pal is secretly pleased that Blake has decided to go public with the matter so she can “show him up.”
I surely hope she does show him up! Can’t believe the judge is even letting this happen in any way, shape, or form. Whats next – suing someone because you end up in jail from stealing money from them?
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So everyone has heard that Tony Romo has hit it and quit it with Jessica Simpson. All the “Newlyweds” fans are changing their panties thanks to both Jessica and Nick Lachey being single at the same time. However, Nick has no interest in joining Papa Simpson’s rodeo of creepiness.
Tony broke up with Simpson just before her birthday. While that is a bit on the shittay side, John Mayer trumps that by giving Jess a DVD of one of his concerts for her birthday. According to NY Post, Simpson was sitting in alone watching her Dollar Tree DVD of Mayer instead of having a party.
“Several years ago when he was dating Jessica Simpson, he couldn’t go to her birthday party because he was on tour. So the night of her birthday she had dinner with Ken Paves and a few friends. Everyone thought John would forget her birthday, but then a gift arrived from him — it was a DVD of him in concert. Jessica spent the rest of the night watching the DVD on a loop, ‘being with him.’ It was so sad.”
He might as well drew a stick figure on a sheet of paper and sad: “Here. When you want to cuddle, talk or sing with use this instead.”
And a lifetime supply of Apricot-cha Gotcha lip gloss and for vicodin to made into a liquid form merely for convenience.
My favorite “American Idol” boozehound, Paula Abdul, is refusing to slur her words and make nonsensical comments on national television without being paid ridiculous amounts of cash to do so. I hereby volunteer to replace said boozehound. I will even work for snack packs and tequila.
Radar Online has learned exclusively that Paula is asking for a $20 million deal to come back to the hit Fox show – a demand that has been turned down so far.
Her manager David Sonenberg is playing tough, and probably made a few network execs squirm this weekend when he told the Los Angeles Times, “Very sadly, it does not appear she’s going to be back on Idol.”
Simon Cowell recently resigned with the promise of tufts from his furry moobies to stick out of the tops of his shirts. I am pretty sure Randy also resigned in exchange for gift certificates to K-Mart.
I say give her whatever she wants. Bitch wants a lifetime supply of highlighting caps from Sally’s Beauty supply and a money pit she can swim around in while high on some pill she found in the bottom of her purse…hand it over. This may translate to an American Idol boycott if this horrid injustice isn‘t corrected.
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David Beckham was booed in his first game back in California in the LA Galaxy versus AC Milan match. The walking Armani ad didn’t please the crowd as he took to the field on Sunday. Fans yelled their disapproval and booed loudly. As his name was announced over the field the crowd sneered and voiced their distaste. After he first got his feet on the ball the audience again showed no mercy and continued their boos.
People held up signs with the words “Go Home Fraud” and “Hey Becks, Here Before You, Here After You, Here Despite You” in bold print emblazoned on them. People wearing his jersey with a line crossing through his number were also present. At one point David tried to confront a Galaxy fan from the playing field. He walked up and asked the heckler to come down to the field. Security had to pull the two apart.
He is lacking a positive fan base in U.S. soccer partly in thanks to his desire to return to the European football circuit because the level of play in the U.S. isn’t up to his standards. Meanwhile, he has failed to make a huge impression in the American team. He brings people to the stands, but isn’t winning games.
One soccer fan put it best when telling me:
“David is great for getting people’s attention. But that is just it. He is a celebrity first and a soccer player second. Which is said because there might be talent there beneath his polished and buffed spoiled ass.”
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Uh oh Kittens. It looks like Paula Abdul will not be returning as an American Idol judge next season. I know what you’re thinking: Who will do all the crying and spray the contestants with glitter and unnecessary compliments? Rest easy, they have Ryan Seacrest.
Abdul’s new manager recently did an interview with the Los Angeles Times and in it, he tells the reporter that AI producers haven’t even approached the former Laker Girl about renewing her contract.
Via Access Hollywood:
“I find it under these circumstances particularly unusual; I think unnecessarily hurtful,” he said. “I find it kind of unconscionable and certainly rude and disrespectful that they haven’t stepped up and said what they want to do. Very sadly, it does not appear that she’s going to be back on ‘Idol.’”
This news comes on the heels of host Ryan Seacrest reportedly inking a 3-year $45 million dollar deal to return to the reality show and it is widely known that other AI judge Simon Cowell is currently in negotiations to renew his deal as well. Randy Jackson is already signed-on with the show through 2011. As for Kara DioGuardi? No one really seems to care.
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Ciara went and got her hair did. (See Photos of Ciara’s short hair style below.) Yes, I am passing this off as news today. Unless Lindsay Lohan tries to break Mischa Barton out of the looney bin by greasing up the bars on the window with faker tanner or something equally amusing arises…I promise this will be the last mundane post of the day.
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