2009 July

David Beckham Won’t Do Angelina Jolie, He Has Standards

July 14, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

David Beckham is all about Armani and showing off billboards that feature his bulge while he does something sweaty like sit ups. Recently he and his wifey, Victoria Beckham, both posed in the label’s underwear ad together. The Armani brand saw a jump in sales after David’s most recent underwear campaign (click here to see those photos) and the brand is expecting the same increase in sales after the duo’s new advertisements lure you to buy new panties.

Now, rumors are running amok that Angelina Jolie has agreed to join the Armani train and pose with David for a new take on the campaign. The word is that deal was pending a stamp of approval by their significant others. Brad Pitt and Victoria Beckham were to have the final say in whether or not the add would happen. Any further rumors as to the Jolie/Beckham Armani ad have been squashed by David.

Via OK!:

“I don’t think that’s true. I definitely don’t think that’s true. Think it’s something put out in the press. She’s an amazing person and so is Brad Pitt. They’re an incredible couple – got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”

Wait…do they actually get to have sexy times while doing a photo shoot? Or is it just standard in Angie’s contracts that she gets to play with the fun-noodle of any hot co-stars?

Quoteables:

Celebitchy: “Uh… so are we still talking about Armani fragrances then? Or is Becks just riffing on how Posh wouldn’t let him get within ten feet of Angelina’s vagina?”

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Images Via: Armani Per OK!

Filed Under: "Brangelina", Armani, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham Tagged With: "Brangelina", Armani, Brad Pitt and Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Jolie/Beckham Armani ad, underwear ad

Guess Who!

July 14, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Guess who was caught sitting on the lap of her much older boyfriend. This C-List starlet has a thing for older men which I am guessing is due to some daddy complex. Said starlet also stated that she was no longer seeing her older man-friend, but were photographed cuddling and kissing on Friday at Studio City eatery Firefly.

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Emma Watson Hooks Up with Marilyn Manson

July 14, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Harry Potter starlet, Emma Watson, strikes me as one of those girls who never says a naughty four letter word and sings to small furry woodland creatures in flowery meadows. So it is a bit of a shock to hear that she is hooking up with Marilyn Manson.

Watson is joining forces with the bloated prince of goth to rework the tale of Cinderella. She is said to be portraying the role of a princess in the project being penned by Manson. Emma has publicly stated that she has no “burning desire” to continue acting, but would if a project she felt strong enough about came up. Apparently, Marilyn has the goods.

Via: The Inquisitr:

“Emma really wants to show there’s more to her talents than playing Hermione Granger. She’s saw how Daniel Radcliffe managed to branch out into something completely different when he starred in ‘Equus’ and thinks this could do the same for her – after all, who’d guess she’s want to team with Marilyn Manson, of all people.”

Beats letting your goodies bounce all over Broadway I guess.

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Filed Under: "Harry Potter", Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Emma Watson, Movies, WTF?!? Tagged With: "Harry Potter", acting, Broadway, Cinderella, Emma Watson, Film, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Marilyn Manson, Movie, musical, play

Hollywood Dame Hills Giveaway

July 14, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Audrina Patridge wants you to eat Carl Jr.’s Teriyaki Burgers and watch “The Hills.” So, the burger joint is graciously offering a prize pack for one of Hollywood Dame’s lucky readers which includes:

* “The Hills” DVD Singed by Audrina Herself
*A Signed Rilo Kiley “Under the Blacklight” CD
* Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger Coupons
*A Postcard of Audrina
*Carl’s Jr. Hula Doll
*Pineapple Cosmetic Bag
*Miso Pretty Pineapple Lip Balm

I am going to make this easy. Simply leave a comment in the section below telling me what your favorite “Hills” moment is and you are entered to win. The winners will be emailed on Friday (so please provide a real email address when registering to comment).

In the mean time you can get a Teriyaki Burger at a Carl’s Jr. near you. Click HERE to find one or see the menu.

Filed Under: Contests

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Break Up

July 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Awww…poor Jessica will have to find someone else to tolerate her mind numbingly asinine ramblings. It has been reported by the ever witty People magazine (Ryan Seacrest being dubbed a “sought after bachelor” still slays me!) that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up.

Via People:

“She is heartbroken,” says the source. “She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways.”

I am sure this had nothing to do with making him jump through hoops like a circus poodle. Her latest scheme was to have a Barbie and Ken themed birthday party. That, of course, fell through and Tony spent Simpson’s 29th birthday at MyHouse with some bar hoes. Meanwhile Simpson was at home Twittering.

“On Sunday, she Tweeted, “Everyone needs to know that hope floats … grab the strings and pull it back to you.” Three hours later, she wrote, Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”

Oh no. Now this is going to make that bedazzled Lovahs 4 Eva t-shirt she made look stupid.

Image Via: Reuters

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Break Up, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up, parted ways, Split, Tony Romo

Billy Bob Thornton is Trying to Tell Us about Angelina Jolie and Venereal Disease

July 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I think. What else would you take from an interview in which the now ham sandwich crazy Billy Bob Thornton talks about VD.

Thornton has turned band front man for The Boxmasters. He did an interview with a radio station and offended half of the concert goers with an odd interview in which he threw a fit after the DJ mentioned he was an actor. (Click Here for the Video of That) To further his odd factor, he is attempting to spread awareness of STD’s by singing a tune about venereal disease.

“On the next record… we actually have a song coming out about venereal disease, which I think needs to be talked about. “And it’s a song called It Only Hurts When I Pee.”

I am hoping that they really do have a song about VD and dedicate it to the limo humping he and Angelina Jolie bragged about.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: "Brangelina", billy bob thornton, Billy Bob Thorton, songs, STD’s, The Boxmasters, Thornton, VD, venereal disease

Jon Gosselin Now A Fashion Designer – UPDATE

July 13, 2009 By Holly Stafford 2 Comments

The Jon & Kate Gosselin saga can be compared to a trainwreck; so bad you try not to watch, yet so horrible you can’t help but to! The latest development in all this Gosselin-hoopla – a deal for Jon to design his own line of children’s clothing with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier. Jon’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the doctor who performed a tummy tuck procedure on Kate, will also be taking part in this new endeavor. Jon arranged for Hailey, a burgeoning shoe designer, to get a meeting with the Ed Hardy staff to pitch her ideas.

Per People:

“She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of Hailey’s involvement. “And I will, too.”

I really doubt this woman studied any kind of fashion in college… Or even stepped foot on a college campus for that matter! Before Jon and soon-to-be-ex-wife Kate had their eight children, he worked as an IT analyst. But since TLC’s “Jon & Kate Plus 8” his job has been managing the family and meeting the demands of the show. So just how does this make him ready to be a clothing designer? I guess his popularity has something to do with it.

Per People:

“He’s huge,” says the French designer, who may also collaborate with Gosselin on a specialty motorcycle collection. “Everyone knows this family. And everyone will know our clothes. They’ll be fun, easy clothes for kids.”

Apparently, owning an abundance of Ed Hardy shirts while being known as a cheating dad trying to relive your 20s is qualification enough for a seriously easy gig like this. Audigier first approached Gosselin with the idea after seeing him wear his tattoo-inspired shirts on the show and out in public all the time. The Gosselin’s 8 children will will model his designs in ads for the line… Way to go all Joe Jackson and pimp your children out at an early age, Jon!

Yeah, I know… I’m wearing the same “WTH” look on my face as you all are. I’m sure he’ll be another “flash-in-the-pan” reality star turned designer – think Lauren Conrad… Oh I bet Kate is gonna have a field day with this, especially since her own plans for a clothing line were a huge dud!

UPDATE – A rep for the fashion house has called Jon a liar, lair crotch on fire. The statement issued insists Gosselin is NOT creating a children’s line with Hardy.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Gossip, Designers Tagged With: Childrens Clothing Line, Designer, Ed Hardy, Hailey Glassman, IT analyst, Joe Jackson, Jon & Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Lauren Conrad, Model, motorcycle, Shristian Audigier, TLC, tummy tuck

Harry Potter’s Freddie Stroma Dancing Around in Underwear – Video

July 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

The upcoming “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” movie will debut Freddie Stroma as Hermione Granger’s love interest, Cormac McLaggen. I pegged him has a rising star to watch because I think he is going to be eye candy and a break out star.

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Then I saw this video of him dancing around in various forms of underwear including the always un-sexy and tighty whiteys. If you need a good laugh check out his mating dance which includes an upside down bicycle move at the 1:27 marker.

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Filed Under: "Harry Potter", Movies, Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Cormac McLaggen, Freddie Stroma, Freddie Stroma Dancing for Acne Underwear - Video, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Harry Potter’s Freddie Stroma Dancing Around in Underwear - Video

Scarlett Johansson’s Mango Campaign Photos

July 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

The wife of Ryan Reynolds has landed another fashion campaign. You may recall her associations with Louis Vuitton handbags a few years ago.

Scarlett Johansson was officially named the new face of Mango today. Her campaign (see photos below) features her back in her blonde locks trying to seduce you into buy belts and tight jeans.

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