2009 July

Victoria Beckham Joins Cast of ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel

July 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

I have a love/hate relationship with Vicky. I hate that I love her and her ridiculous rich for no reason asset.

It is no surprise that Victoria Beckham has reportedly landed a role in the second “Sex and the City” film. The former Spice Girl has been taking acting lessons to aid in her attempt to score a role in the sequel. Rumor has it that Posh was offered a role in the first movie but had to turn it down.

Per Daily News:

“She really wanted to be in the last movie but wasn’t able to take part because of her commitments with the Spice Girls,” a source said. “This time she’s keen to take part.”

From what I hear, she has the part but an official deal is still being ironed out. A role in the film will do wonders of her attempt a career in acting. Beckham already has her Spice Girls movie and a cameo on “Ugly Betty” on her resume.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Movies, Sex and the City, Television, Victoria Beckham Tagged With: offered a role, Sex and the City, Spice Girl, Ugly Betty, Victoria Beckham, Victoria Beckham Joins Cast of “Sex and the City” Sequel

Joe Simpson’s Plans to Desecrate Michael Jackson’s Legacy

July 10, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Ugh. It’s is no surprise that I have ill feelings towards Papa Joe Simpson. When he isn’t pretending to be holy, he’s actively pimping his daughters, Jessica and Ashlee, by having them perform at high-class affairs like chili cook-offs. The man uses spray-tanner and has caps. He’s a d-bag. That’s just my opinion though. However, once you read about his latest plan, you may have to agree with me.

According to Page Six, Papa Joe’s latest plan involves relaunching daughter Ashlee’s lip-syncing and Irish-jig dancing career. And what better way to do that then using the death of pop icon Michael Jackson as a springboard?

Via Page Six:

“[We hear that] Joe Simpson, never one to miss an opportunity, is trying to revive Ashlee Simpson’s record career by pitching a concept album on which Ashlee would record songs of Michael Jackson.”

Ashlee singing Michael Jackson? “Billie Jean” done in her raspy, digitally enhanced, overly emo voice? Gross. No thank you.

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Filed Under: Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Gossip, Michael Jackson, Music Tagged With: Album, Ashlee Simpson, cover album, Joe Simpson, Michael Jackson

Bradley Cooper, Reynolds and Justin Timberlake Duking It Out Over Green Lantern

July 10, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Our movie screens will soon be graced with yet again another superhero, this time in the likes of the Green Lantern. Three frontrunners have emerged in the race to star in the Warner Bros. movie – Bradley Cooper , Ryan Reynolds, and Justin Timberlake. No I didn’t stutter, Justin Timberlake is a contender. Warner Bros. have spent the past five months searching for the right actor to play Hal Jordan, the hot-shot Air Force pilot who is chosen by a dying alien to be his successor in an intergalactic police force known as the Green Lantern. And hey – the latest DC Comic Hero even gets to wear a super-powered ring!! Reports are that Timberlake, Cooper, and Reynolds all had holding deals with the studio, which expired this past monday. This will force the studio to make a decision soon, as the three will be free to accept new roles. They all have done two rounds of screen tests, surviving other finalist including Michael Fassbender, Henry Cavill, and Jared Leto. The decision to be made is said to be a difficult one, with director Martin Campbell, producer Donald De Line, and the studio each having a different favorite.

Another issue keeping the movie grounded is the budget. Currently, the full-blown space epic is expected to cost at least between $150 million and $200 million dollars, with the possibility of it winding up even higher. Warners would like to have the production costs at a reasonable level before proceeding, which they better figure out soon as the studio has scheduled the movie for a December 2010 opening.

My personal pick would have been Chris Pine for the role, but since that isn’t going to happen, out of the three I’d have to go with Bradley Cooper. Reynolds is already associated with Deadpool in the movie “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” with a spin-off in the works, and Justin Timberlake just doesn’t seem like the super-hero type to me, although I do think he is a decent actor. I wonder just who will edge the others out to become the defender of Space Sector 2814.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Justin Timberlake, Movies, Ryan Reynolds Tagged With: Actor, Air Force Pilot, Alien, Bradley Cooper, Chris Pine, Contender, DC Comic Hero, Deadpool, Donald De Line, Frontrunners, Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, Henry Cavill, Intergalactic, Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake, Martin Campbell, Michael Fassbender, Ryan Reynolds, Space Sector 2814, Studio, Superhero, Warner Bros., X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Daniel Radcliffe Doesn’t Manscape and Loves His “Rabbi” Look – Video

July 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

I. Love. This. Man-Ho. Daniel Radcliffe just won my heart over. Being Harry Potter doesn’t hurt and neither does bouncing around naked on Broadway.

This is simply gratuitous and lacks any real “news” value. The entire Potter trio have been making rounds promoting “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.” (Lets call it Potter Pimpapalooza.) However, to me, it was worth him referring to his man-bits as looking like a rabbi.

Daniel then dresses up as various celebrities including a porn star. Oddly enough the look actually works on him. I also found it highly amusing that he didn’t know who Lauren Conrad was. Ha bloody ha!

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Lindsay Lohan Creates a Job for Herself

July 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

The economy is in the crapper and Lindsay Lohan has been living on fake tanner and Red Bull to survive the recession. Oh, alright, ho has been spending her scratch on strap-ons and blow. Either way, she doesn’t have a lot of work heading in her direction so she has taken matters into her own hands.

The straight to basic cable “Labor Pains” star has joined forces with her fashion label partner to create a production company. They have several tv show ideas cooked up which involve ripping off HBO’s “Entourage” and a dating game show.

Via Reuters:

“Lohan and Kristi Kaylor, who runs Lohan’s 6126 brand, named for Marilyn Monroe’s birthday, have created Unforgettable Prods. The duo are developing several projects, including a TV show called “Faux Real,” described as “Entourage” for the fashion world.

There’s also a game show involving dating, tentatively called “That’s What Friends Are For” and a “docu-cause” TV show the pair will produce in conjunction with a charitable organization.”

Sounds like a top notch idea. This walking vaginal vending machine is going to be running her idea for Grand Theft Auto meets the “Price is Right” to a bunch of laughing tv execs who are all betting on whether or not she has underwear on.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Television Tagged With: Entourage, Job, Kristi Kaylor, Labor Pains, Lindsay Lohan, Production Company, roles, Unforgettable Prods, work

President Barack Obama Checks Out 16 Year Old Girl, Mayara Tavares – Photo

July 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

President Barack Obama was snapped by photographers checking out the assets on a 16 year old girl. Mayara Tavares is the teen who seems to have captured the gaze of Obama. Everyone has their thongs in a bunch over this bum peeking incident.

I am not sure why. At least not in a creepy R. Kelly kind of way. If he is indeed checking out the girl in would insinuate he is an average male and while he should keep his bum peeking down to a minimum in public, it’s not as though he grabbed her and called her sugar bits while offering to show her his oval office if she showed him hers. He also could have been looking at a penny on the ground. Who knows. Secondly, this is hard the first presidential horn-dog moment. Two words for you…Bill Clinton.

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Michael Jackson’s Body Missing !?!

July 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

For the love of Bubbles the monkey….. Michael Jackson’s body is said to be missing.

File this one on a communication break down. Like everything else surrounding Michael Jackson, his remains have been reportedly misplaced. This is all rumor. The location of his body has been kept a secret. It is said that he wasn’t in the gold plated coffin that was covered in red flowers for the memorial. His remains are still being tested to establish an official cause of death. After the memorial decoys were sent out to confuse looming paparazzi

Currently the final resting place for Jackson is still being decided. The surviving family are split as to the location of his burial. Half want him to be laid to rest in Forest Lawn Cemetery in Hollywood and the others want him to be buried at his Neverland home. However, according to William Boyer, communications director for Santa Barbara County, permits would have to be granted for him to be buried at Neverland. No request has been made to the county for permission.

So to clear it up…he’s not missing.

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Skating Babies Video

July 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

[Roller Skating Babies Commercial - Video]

It’s one of those days kittens. Videos of roller skating babies for water have dominated search engines and because I am a ho for trends, here is a slightly creepy video of babies roller skating in the new Evian commercial.

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Bradley Cooper & Eric Dane to be Gay Lovers??

July 9, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Now here is a movie that I would pay double, triple even, to see!! “Grey’s Anatomy” sexy star Eric Dane has signed on to play a Bret Farve-like quarterback in Garry Marshall’s upcoming comedy “Valentine’s Day.” Bradley Cooper is in final negotiations to also star in the movie, which is about five slightly-interconnecting stories playing out during Valentine’s Day in Los Angeles. While the summary does not mention Dane’s character to be gay, the backstory behind Coopers’s character leads you to believe that he just might be… Cooper will play a gay man whose lover is a closeted football player. The movie also stars Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner, and Shirley MacLaine with Ashton Kutcher said to also be in final negotiations. Kutcher would play an owner of a flower shop who proposes to his girlfriend, played by Alba, only to realize he is in love with his close friend, played by Garner, who discovers her boyfriend is married, who from the sounds of it will be played by fellow Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey,also tapped to star in the movie, whos character is a cheating doctor. Did you follow me there?

With such a star-studded cast, this movie will definitely be a must see in my book! Only thing that would make this even better would be if they were to suddenly replace the stuck-up Jessica Alba!

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Filed Under: Anne Hathaway, Celebrity Gossip, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Movies Tagged With: Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Bret Farve, Doctor, Eric Dane, Football, Garry Marshall, Gay, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Julia Roberts, Los Angeles, Patrick Dempsey, Quarterback, Shirley MacLaine, valentines day

Emma Watson and Rupert Grint Holding Hands at Premiere

July 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington 11 Comments

Oh this seems like a lot of wishful thinking. I was also under the impression that Emma Watson was currently dating someone else. But for the sake of those hopeful Harry Potter fans, here is a tidbit from The Press Association.

“Rupert Grint and Emma Watson were spotted holding hands in the cinema at the Harry Potter premiere. The pair, who have been rumoured to be dating in the past, were spotted getting close before introducing the film to the audience.

A source from inside the cinema said: “I noticed Rupert and Emma were holding hands whilst they were walking down the aisle and waiting to go on stage.” The budding romance between characters Ron and Hermione develops during the new movie – Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince - while Harry falls for Ron’s little sister Ginny.”

No photos of the two actually holding hands have been found by yours truly and Emma is due to head off to college soon. I doubt the validity of this story, however we will say ok and hope Watson didn’t catch Grint’s swine flu.

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