Oh. My. Stripper Pole.
Yes kittens, that is a group of children. Not teens. Children. And there they are, posing happily with what appears to be a stripper pole. I could be wrong. I haven’t been to a club that offers such dancing equipment since my run in with a bouncer named Tito, but that sure is what they used to look like.
Did I mention that one of those kids just happens to be the 9 year-old sister of Miley Cyrus? Yep. On the left. There’s little Noah Cyrus. Little “I’m so young my parents have to sign-off on pictures taken of me” Noah Cyrus. And Billy Ray and the next Dina Lohan came to the conclusion that having Noah photographed on said pole while looting the gift room at the Teen Choice Awards was a great idea.
Actually, I am surprised Billy Ray isn’t up there with her. That would have been Disney classy.
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Such a wonderful creation! I’m so pleased to find your blog!
Stripper of the future
miley cyrus rocks!! shes awesome and beautiful!
) i wish people would stop turning her down always saying bad things about her and i hope miley doesnt listen to those rude things they say and only llisten to the good people say because shes really talented people just wish they can be her!!
ok if i were her parents i would not give my children poles that would be to many strippers in the family
I think that mileys little sister is really Nasty!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like whores in the making. Glad to know that these children are our future generations. Guess education went out the window with the Cyrus’ parents.
OH SHE IS SO CUTE SO JUST LEAVE HER ALONE SHES JUST A LITTLE GIRL SO STOP BEING SO MEAN AND TALKING ABOUT HER AND I LOVE MILEY CYRUS
what is the big problem… she is just being a girl and having fun… why dont you ppl lay off of Miley’s sweet sister Noah, her family, and Miley herself too because I am getting fed up with you ppl talking trash about her sister, her family, and HER herself…. and… most importantly i am sick of you guys spreading rumors about them…. if you guys want to spread rumors, do it about ME….
exactly keana she is a little girl, so she shouldn’t be on a stripper pole….i bet old men everywhere are jacking off to these pics…..and when was it ok to have a little kid being a stripper? and wtf Brandon r u a queer…..FAGOT
This is total pedophilia, if you dont think so you’re insane.
When I went to primary school, we had poles which looked identical to this one attached to the monkey bars.
You slide down them.
Kids normally pretended to be fire fighters when they slid down. But beyond it all, it’s A METAL BAR ORIENTED VERTICALLY. Who gives a DAMN if it makes adults think of fire fighters, or strippers, or lemon meringue pie?
It’s prudes like Steve and Mollykitty that are transforming every stationary object in our world into a scandal we must protect our kids from. -_-
Their parents should be absolutely disgusted in themselves and if I were Child Services, I’d be in there and laying down the law to these self-indulgent idiots. There’s enough problems in the world with our children without them having trashy role models like this family!! The kids will ONLY do and go as far as their parents allow them and I blame their parents 110%! Tie it, cut it, snip it… just don’t procreate ANYMORE!!! And for those who will not like this, they can do what they like with their kids UNTIL it has an impact on other children and it HAS!! Thank god my children have NO desire to be famous or like her/them, they’d much rather be productive members of our society, not trashy performers. And if you need to have a tattoo to remind you of who you are and what you like, you seriously need psychiatric evaluation. Once again, isn’t she too young for tattoos?? Great parenting mum and dad… you LOSERS!!!
if that is true that is a shame because a nine year near a stripper pole. i got in trouble from dropping it low this is worst same call children divison
Hey gyus this is miley i love you all peace out.
hey miley cyrus your sister is so cute aww i like your sister
i’m not a miley cyrus fan !!
but i like the lyrics of the climb song !!
its realli encouraging and motivating !!
you are some very angry people, i’d hate to be your kids. lighten up