Apparently Dane Cook still thinks he is amusing. Someone get him a memo that “My Best Friend’s Girl” was dreadful.
During the 2009 Teen Choice Awards (an event aimed at kids which is obvious the name) Dane Cook called out Vanessa Hudgens and told her to “keep her clothes on” and reminded her that “phones are for phone calls” not for sending out sexy time photos. He was referncing a second plethora of nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens hitting the net earlier this week (click HERE to see that story and photos).
Hudgens attempted to keep to shoot lasers out of her eyes and smote Dane, but her Disney contract forbids murdering half wit comics. She merely chewed her gum and mentally unleashed an adorably choreographed dance fight in which Zac Efron rips his shirt off and then cuts Dane with a Lady Bic. I would also like to point out that Miley did her best to steal Hudgens nude thunder by rolling out a stripper pole to gyrate her little boy boobies on.
Is it just me or is the next generation of teenagers a pack of horny beasts? Also, I just love that photo above of Zac Efron staring dreamily upward clearly excited that Robert Pattinson was in the same room as him.
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