Kourtney Kardashian is Knocked-Up
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Huzzah. Now, someone tell me who she is.
Is she the one who made the sex-tape with Brandy’s brother? Oh, that was Kim Kardashian. Is she the tranny who was all over the rags last week in a bathing suit claiming her thighs are no longer touching thanks to spanx and her refusal to eat for a month? Oh, that was Khloe Kardashian. Is she the one who had so much plastic surgery she now blinks her lips? Oh, that was Bruce Jenner.
Nevertheless, she’s pregnant.
Via E!:
“While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is. But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…
Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. ‘You’re going to have to see on the show,’ she said, referring to ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’, which debuts this Sunday.”
Oh, she’s the one who got pregant in order to get extra publicity for her reality show. Now I know who she is.
Image Via: Zimbio
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Marcella August 13th, 2009 at 4:41 am
I can’t believe any of them from that show are “stars”! Come on now, is this what we have resorted to????